My girlfriend crushed my nuts
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So u fell a sleep because you ejaculated while making out. cool
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At 11/5/07 06:26 PM, IPoopedInYourMailbox wrote: So me any my girlfriend were making out on my bed and we kind of fell asleep. :( She was laying between my legs but it didn't hurt my nuts... until I woke up. It felt like a dump truck was parked on my testicles. I could barely even piss.
Ouch... how big was she, exactly?
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At 11/5/07 06:32 PM, IPoopedInYourMailbox wrote:At 11/5/07 06:31 PM, blahblahblahblah wrote: You fell asleep?Yes. I am a pussy.
tsk tsk tsk you fell asleep how sad. I'd be up beatin that shit into the wall almost. sad sad man
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At 11/5/07 07:07 PM, Brick-top wrote:At 11/5/07 07:01 PM, Simon wrote:I could. All I'd need are these.At 11/5/07 07:01 PM, IPoopedInYourMailbox wrote: She is a big chick. I love her though. (That sounded a lot less gay in my head...)DO NOT WANT.
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Wow... you suck, man.
How the friggity fuck can you fall asleep while making out?
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At 11/5/07 08:41 PM, Schlupi wrote: Wow... you suck, man.
How the friggity fuck can you fall asleep while making out?
It was afterward, dude...
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At 11/5/07 08:58 PM, IPoopedInYourMailbox wrote:At 11/5/07 08:41 PM, Schlupi wrote: Wow... you suck, man.It was afterward, dude...
How the friggity fuck can you fall asleep while making out?
After what? Did you make out then play a board game?
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At 11/5/07 09:04 PM, timmysjp wrote:At 11/5/07 08:58 PM, IPoopedInYourMailbox wrote:After what? Did you make out then play a board game?At 11/5/07 08:41 PM, Schlupi wrote: Wow... you suck, man.It was afterward, dude...
How the friggity fuck can you fall asleep while making out?
Maybe he's narcoleptic.
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At 11/5/07 06:51 PM, Fantum wrote: Well maybe you shouldn't eat cashews in bed, then they wouldn't get crushed.
I was actually thinking it was gonna be a joke topic like this.
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Today my balls hurt at school, kind of like they do after I fap too much, but I havent fapped within the last 3 months!
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HOME RUN!
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At least it wasn't on purpose, most women will do that just to claim dominance.
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Once I was pleasuring a female friend of mine with my fingers, and with all the excitement she kneed me in the balls :/
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The newgrounds secrets
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At 11/5/07 07:01 PM, IPoopedInYourMailbox wrote: She is a big chick. I love her though. (That sounded a lot less gay in my head...)
Post moar pics so we can judge better. Don't know if want.
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At 11/5/07 07:01 PM, Simon wrote:At 11/5/07 07:01 PM, IPoopedInYourMailbox wrote: She is a big chick. I love her though. (That sounded a lot less gay in my head...)DO NOT WANT.
Seconded. Fat face, and she doesn't have a forehead, thats a fucking fivehead.
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At 11/5/07 07:01 PM, IPoopedInYourMailbox wrote:At 11/5/07 06:58 PM, Legionnaire-X wrote:She is a big chick. I love her though. (That sounded a lot less gay in my head...)At 11/5/07 06:27 PM, IPoopedInYourMailbox wrote:Pics pls.At 11/5/07 06:27 PM, gibleto wrote: ...maybe date less fat chicks?I don't wanna...
fuck shes an ugly chick! was her mum a cow and her dad a hobo or something!lol you suck
by the way, how could she crush your balls if you dont have any! lol!
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At 11/5/07 09:14 PM, NinjaPirateMaster wrote: but I havent fapped within the last 3 months!
You, my friend, are going to be blind.
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I think the question is not if you can speak japanese but how well can you speak it?
Throw down!
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Well... we all have different tastes in women. ^_^
...but yeah, vodka adds 50 pretty points to anyone, hehe...
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Rape her in the ass.
But knowing you, you'd probably get your ass kicked.
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ZOMG YOU HAVE A GIRLFRIEND ARENT YOU THE FUCKING COOLEST?!
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At 11/5/07 09:20 PM, SirLebowski wrote: At least it wasn't on purpose, most women will do that just to claim dominance.
For real?
Damn, I wouldn't.
I wouldn't hurt a guy downthere unless it was really needed to protect myself or something...
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next time don't let her sit on them -.-
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At 11/5/07 10:20 PM, Boke wrote: I think the question is not if you can speak japanese but how well can you speak it?
Throw down!
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Please disregard the above post.
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At 11/6/07 10:52 AM, IPoopedInYourMailbox wrote:At 11/5/07 10:20 PM, Boke wrote: I think the question is not if you can speak japanese but how well can you speak it?%u3042%u306A%u305F%u306E%u6BCD
Throw down!
It won't let me post Japanese text. :(
Please disregard the above post.
