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My girlfriend crushed my nuts Nov. 5th, 2007 @ 06:26 PM Reply

So me any my girlfriend were making out on my bed and we kind of fell asleep. :( She was laying between my legs but it didn't hurt my nuts... until I woke up. It felt like a dump truck was parked on my testicles. I could barely even piss.


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Response to My girlfriend crushed my nuts Nov. 5th, 2007 @ 06:27 PM Reply

...maybe date less fat chicks?

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Response to My girlfriend crushed my nuts Nov. 5th, 2007 @ 06:27 PM Reply

At 11/5/07 06:27 PM, gibleto wrote: ...maybe date less fat chicks?

I don't wanna...


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Response to My girlfriend crushed my nuts Nov. 5th, 2007 @ 06:27 PM Reply

I know that feeling, I've had many moments where I've had to whisper to the girl "...mah balls!"


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Response to My girlfriend crushed my nuts Nov. 5th, 2007 @ 06:28 PM Reply

Wait! Thats what all men wait for in life! Make her feel bad about it, complain and make it feel like the worst thing in the world! Demand that she kiss "it" better! That she make "it" better!

Tis' the one of the proven methods to get some! 'Course your better off once the hurt goes away...


Ninja are wise creatures...

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Response to My girlfriend crushed my nuts Nov. 5th, 2007 @ 06:31 PM Reply

You fell asleep?


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Response to My girlfriend crushed my nuts Nov. 5th, 2007 @ 06:32 PM Reply

At 11/5/07 06:31 PM, blahblahblahblah wrote: You fell asleep?

Yes. I am a pussy.


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Response to My girlfriend crushed my nuts Nov. 5th, 2007 @ 06:34 PM Reply

ahhh ... little kids are here! But nice story it kept me going for a couple of minutes.


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Response to My girlfriend crushed my nuts Nov. 5th, 2007 @ 06:46 PM Reply

"My girlfriend"

Error: 2


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Response to My girlfriend crushed my nuts Nov. 5th, 2007 @ 06:51 PM Reply

Well maybe you shouldn't eat cashews in bed, then they wouldn't get crushed.

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Response to My girlfriend crushed my nuts Nov. 5th, 2007 @ 06:56 PM Reply

At 11/5/07 06:51 PM, Fantum wrote: Well maybe you shouldn't eat cashews in bed, then they wouldn't get crushed.

probably the best post that will occer on this thread


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Response to My girlfriend crushed my nuts Nov. 5th, 2007 @ 06:56 PM Reply

At 11/5/07 06:46 PM, AbsurdRandomness wrote: "My girlfriend"

Error: 2

nice, lol


i did it for the lulz

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Response to My girlfriend crushed my nuts Nov. 5th, 2007 @ 06:57 PM Reply

You probably deserved it you pig.


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Response to My girlfriend crushed my nuts Nov. 5th, 2007 @ 06:57 PM Reply

At 11/5/07 06:51 PM, Fantum wrote: Well maybe you shouldn't eat cashews in bed, then they wouldn't get crushed.

aww, now your wrecking all the fun in sex


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Response to My girlfriend crushed my nuts Nov. 5th, 2007 @ 06:57 PM Reply

Seriously dude, you're just flat out dumb for falling asleep like that. Always make sure she's nowhere near pain range....aka your nuts


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Response to My girlfriend crushed my nuts Nov. 5th, 2007 @ 06:57 PM Reply

At 11/5/07 06:51 PM, Fantum wrote: Well maybe you shouldn't eat cashews in bed, then they wouldn't get crushed.

Steroids could also be another possible option ....
Just ask Barry Bonds about that one.


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Response to My girlfriend crushed my nuts Nov. 5th, 2007 @ 06:58 PM Reply

At 11/5/07 06:27 PM, IPoopedInYourMailbox wrote:
At 11/5/07 06:27 PM, gibleto wrote: ...maybe date less fat chicks?
I don't wanna...

Pics pls.


KILL ALL SONS A BITCHES.

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Response to My girlfriend crushed my nuts Nov. 5th, 2007 @ 06:58 PM Reply

well maybe if you're girlfriend wore less kevlar vests and steel toe boots you wouldn't have to spend your daily income on a bullet proof cup...you should've just said "my balls are like bombs if you crush them they will slpode and neva come back"


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Response to My girlfriend crushed my nuts Nov. 5th, 2007 @ 07:00 PM Reply

Pretend her tits are pillows and fluff them up.

Or rape her?

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Response to My girlfriend crushed my nuts Nov. 5th, 2007 @ 07:01 PM Reply

At 11/5/07 06:58 PM, Legionnaire-X wrote:
At 11/5/07 06:27 PM, IPoopedInYourMailbox wrote:
At 11/5/07 06:27 PM, gibleto wrote: ...maybe date less fat chicks?
I don't wanna...
Pics pls.

She is a big chick. I love her though. (That sounded a lot less gay in my head...)

My girlfriend crushed my nuts


Please disregard the above post.

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Response to My girlfriend crushed my nuts Nov. 5th, 2007 @ 07:01 PM Reply

At 11/5/07 07:01 PM, IPoopedInYourMailbox wrote: She is a big chick. I love her though. (That sounded a lot less gay in my head...)

DO NOT WANT.


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Response to My girlfriend crushed my nuts Nov. 5th, 2007 @ 07:03 PM Reply

At 11/5/07 07:01 PM, IPoopedInYourMailbox wrote:
At 11/5/07 06:58 PM, Legionnaire-X wrote:
At 11/5/07 06:27 PM, IPoopedInYourMailbox wrote:
At 11/5/07 06:27 PM, gibleto wrote: ...maybe date less fat chicks?
She is a big chick. I love her though. (That sounded a lot less gay in my head...)

Don't let her get on top anymore then...

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Response to My girlfriend crushed my nuts Nov. 5th, 2007 @ 07:03 PM Reply

Some girls find it kinky to crush a man's personal jewels...

Just feel secure with the thought that you do not have a girl friend who will attempt it.... Or do you?

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Response to My girlfriend crushed my nuts Nov. 5th, 2007 @ 07:07 PM Reply

At 11/5/07 07:01 PM, Simon wrote:
At 11/5/07 07:01 PM, IPoopedInYourMailbox wrote: She is a big chick. I love her though. (That sounded a lot less gay in my head...)
DO NOT WANT.

I wish I was 30 years older.

So I could have loaned her parents money for an abortion.

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Response to My girlfriend crushed my nuts Nov. 5th, 2007 @ 07:07 PM Reply

At 11/5/07 07:01 PM, Simon wrote:
At 11/5/07 07:01 PM, IPoopedInYourMailbox wrote: She is a big chick. I love her though. (That sounded a lot less gay in my head...)
DO NOT WANT.

I could. All I'd need are these.

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Response to My girlfriend crushed my nuts Nov. 5th, 2007 @ 07:08 PM Reply

At 11/5/07 07:07 PM, Prinzy2 wrote:
At 11/5/07 07:01 PM, Simon wrote:
At 11/5/07 07:01 PM, IPoopedInYourMailbox wrote: She is a big chick. I love her though. (That sounded a lot less gay in my head...)
DO NOT WANT.
I wish I was 30 years older.

So I could have loaned her parents money for an abortion.

I like the movie Beer League. Do you?


Please disregard the above post.

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Response to My girlfriend crushed my nuts Nov. 5th, 2007 @ 07:09 PM Reply

you think you have it bad?!
MY NUTS CRUSHED MY GIRLFRIEND!!!


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Response to My girlfriend crushed my nuts Nov. 5th, 2007 @ 07:57 PM Reply

it would seem almost impossible for someone NOT to feel something like that where your knee is.
Maybe she did it on purpose?


I'm not stupid. I just lack the cognitive capacity to understand or apply what I've learned.
I'm not gullible. I just know that no one would tell me anything but the truth.

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Response to My girlfriend crushed my nuts Nov. 5th, 2007 @ 07:58 PM Reply

At 11/5/07 06:26 PM, IPoopedInYourMailbox wrote: So me any my girlfriend were making out on my bed and we kind of fell asleep. :( She was laying between my legs but it didn't hurt my nuts... until I woke up. It felt like a dump truck was parked on my testicles. I could barely even piss.

awww poor baby


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Response to My girlfriend crushed my nuts Nov. 5th, 2007 @ 08:00 PM Reply

At 11/5/07 07:01 PM, IPoopedInYourMailbox wrote: She is a big chick. I love her though. (That sounded a lot less gay in my head...)

Jesus Christ.

That is the longest face with the biggest motherfucking forehead I've even seen in my life.


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