Rules that don't make fucking sense

[RabiesIsMe]

O just came across the weridest school rule I've ever ecountered. I was eating a cookie covered in chocolate in the playground today, when suddenly a teacher comes up to m and says:
"Hand it over."
I had no idea what she was talking about.
"You snack. The exterior of your snack isn't allowed to be 100% chocolate."

What. The. Fuck.
The bitch took my fucking cookie.

[Straight-Edge]

At 11/5/07 06:06 PM, RabiesIsMe wrote: I was eating a cookie covered in chocolate in the playground today, .

Just how old are you?

[Syphonik]

At 11/5/07 06:08 PM, Straight-Edge wrote:

At 11/5/07 06:06 PM, RabiesIsMe wrote: I was eating a cookie covered in chocolate in the playground today, .

Just how old are you?

He's 14, but he's also from Belgium, so that explains a lot.

[PhoenixTails]

The schools attempt to control what you eat. Like at my school, they don't let you buy from vending machines until after lunch. Tell me what fucking genius thought that up.

[MDJ182000]

Didn't you bite it? At that point you could have told her off and said, "Its not 100%, bitch!"

[TheMaster]

Chocolate Digestives are superior to anything completely covered in chocolate, anyway.

[devil003]

Rule #1. Never surrender your cookie.

[Syphonik]

At 11/5/07 06:10 PM, PhoenixTails wrote: The schools attempt to control what you eat. Like at my school, they don't let you buy from vending machines until after lunch. Tell me what fucking genius thought that up.

At my school, we couldn't get things from the vending machine until lunch.

[tekcos]

At 11/5/07 06:06 PM, RabiesIsMe wrote: O just came across the weridest school rule I've ever ecountered. I was eating a cookie covered in chocolate in the playground today, when suddenly a teacher comes up to m and says:
"Hand it over."
I had no idea what she was talking about.
"You snack. The exterior of your snack isn't allowed to be 100% chocolate."

What. The. Fuck.
The bitch took my fucking cookie.

I can't relate. Your school have playgrounds, and my school has designated smoking areas.

[Britkid]

I've got to do that cunting longbow practice for three hours every day. Caw, it's a bitch for my shoulder I can tell you.

Also, when I go to Hereford, I'm not allowed to shoot a Welshman with my bow until dark. Ridiculous, how will I see him?

[americanidiot2f]

thats just the most non-sensible rule ever

[TheMaster]

Do other countries put more emphasis on rules at school or something? When I was in secondary we were allowed to nip down to the local shops whenever we had a spare few minutes, and there was never any restrictions on anything so petty as what you're allowed to eat. I think the only rule other than the obvious stuff like not starting fights or breaking windows and the like, was that you couldn't smoke on the grounds, but that applied to staff, too.

Of course, since I'm in college now, it isn't even compulsory to turn up anymore, so yeah.

[PantyWipe]

LMAO this topic starters a fucking fag.

[gibleto]

At 11/5/07 06:17 PM, PantyWipe wrote: LMAO this topic starters a fucking fag.

LMAO no he's not, he never said anything about his sexual preference.

[TheMaster]

At 11/5/07 06:20 PM, gibleto wrote:

At 11/5/07 06:17 PM, PantyWipe wrote: LMAO this topic starters a fucking fag.

LMAO no he's not, he never said anything about his sexual preference.

It was implied, you have to read between the lines.

[RabiesIsMe]

At 11/5/07 06:17 PM, PantyWipe wrote: LMAO this topic starters a fucking fag.

Why?
Because I call it playground? What the hell am I supposed to call it?
Because I eat cookies? Go fuck youself.

[jallo212]

At 11/5/07 06:06 PM, RabiesIsMe wrote: The bitch took my fucking cookie.

BEST.QUOTE.EVER.

[gibleto]

At 11/5/07 06:21 PM, TheMaster wrote:

At 11/5/07 06:20 PM, gibleto wrote:

At 11/5/07 06:17 PM, PantyWipe wrote: LMAO this topic starters a fucking fag.

LMAO no he's not, he never said anything about his sexual preference.

It was implied, you have to read between the lines.

If you can provide one sentence in his topic that states that he likes men, I will personally come to your house and give you $100.00.

[Khawner]

aww my thread got deleted. I wrote that it was based off this one. :(

[RabiesIsMe]

At 11/5/07 06:24 PM, e-lord wrote: Okay, first off, what the fuck? 14 years old and still on the playground? The hell? Also, that's a pretty fucked up rule. I'd ask the principle why this rule exists.

I have no idea how they call it in english so I say playground. Whatever.

[TehreTard]

And to think America's Zero Tolerance was stupid...

[wonderland-hatter]

lol, playground

[fwe]

hey guyz lets go to the playground

[RabiesIsMe]

God, you people. English isn't even my first fucking language. I called whatever it's called playground.

Haha fucking hilarious.

[BananaBreadMuffin]

In england we call it a playground until we've left 6th form...

[Khawner]

At 11/5/07 06:33 PM, RabiesIsMe wrote: God, you people. English isn't even my first fucking language. I called whatever it's called playground.

Haha fucking hilarious.

yeah, you people are taking it to far.

[FIGMENTUM]

At 11/5/07 06:23 PM, gibleto wrote:

At 11/5/07 06:17 PM, PantyWipe wrote: LMAO this topic starters a fucking fag.

If you can provide one sentence in his topic that states that he likes men, I will personally come to your house and give you $100.00.

He already did provide a sentence that stated OP likes men. You owe the guy $100.

[gibleto]

At 11/5/07 06:39 PM, FIGMENTUM wrote:

At 11/5/07 06:23 PM, gibleto wrote:

At 11/5/07 06:17 PM, PantyWipe wrote:

He already did provide a sentence that stated OP likes men. You owe the guy $100.

yeah, too bad it wasn't in this topic. Who is OP, by the way?

[videogamer0810]

At 11/5/07 06:21 PM, jallo212 wrote:

At 11/5/07 06:06 PM, RabiesIsMe wrote: The bitch took my fucking cookie.

BEST.QUOTE.EVER.

I smell a new meme!

[Dark-Phire]

This topic is comedy gold.

What makes it even better is that it's legitimate.

Stop complaining.