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At 11/5/07 04:03 PM, Rucklo wrote:

At 11/5/07 04:01 PM, Centurion-Ryan wrote:

I CALL DEFENCE OF MECHABLOBY

lets hear it then.

Ladies and Gentlemen, your Honour, if it please the court, I think that my client, Mechabloby, should not be arrested on the grounds that if he was black, he would have been jailed for life by now, and if he was Islamic he would have got off scott-free.

Right, now onto the actual defence. It's not child rape if he asked them first. Their answer did not matter.

Also, he gave me the candy so I would do this.

At 11/5/07 03:58 PM, WilliWowza wrote: I'd like to call on of those bad trial thingys.

You mean a MISTRIAL?

At 11/5/07 03:48 PM, SBB wrote: Put him in a box and send it to Australia.

No.

Objection, mechblooby is not guilty or a bad man please be aware that he is mentally chalanged

Clearly his lack of intelegent posts, his obsession with men and his fab aura make him at least a sevant!

You suck balls get off the internet!!(i do have permission to use the fail pic, i dont have one) cunt.....

At 11/5/07 03:44 PM, Errormatix wrote: Back in my day,the mods were funny.

Back in your day was today.

His punishment shall be a years supply of cadnys!

I see that Mechabloby needs even more attention that usual.

At 11/5/07 04:45 PM, JoeisCooler wrote:

He shall be drowned in his own juices!

If it would please your honor, he definately just tourned around and whispered to the crowd, "I molest children." I'd like to point out that this is a horrible strategy and he should know better.

On account of playing this game wrong, I think we should lynch him.

At 11/5/07 03:46 PM, Sinitech wrote: *Waits quietly for the "grab his cock" jokes.*

You should grab his cock.

At 11/5/07 05:02 PM, Milesaway13 wrote: I see that Mechabloby needs even more attention that usual.

I love Mechabloby.

Also, YOU.

<3 Milesaway13

I DEMAND A RETRIAL!!!! WHERE IS ANOTHER LAWYER???!!!!

wait, this isn't the OJ case? ohhhh.........

So, am I still allowed to post my plans?

At 11/5/07 03:46 PM, Sinitech wrote: *Waits quietly for the "grab his cock" jokes.*

,lol

At 11/5/07 03:43 PM, Rucklo wrote: The Punishement
So, NG, the Voice of the People, the Conclave Matrix of NG, what shall his punishment be???

Lethal injection (oh wait you can't do that...)

At 11/5/07 04:35 PM, Ziggy-Stardust wrote: Clearly his lack of intelegent posts, his obsession with men and his fab aura make him at least a sevant!

OBJECTION! Mechabloby has a neutral aura now!

Burn the Witch!

Well, my plans are simple really.

As I've said, I'll be meeting up with Eli Roth in Czechslovakia and I'll be helping him filme Hostel Part 3 with these children. They'll be paid millions but they'll not be able to spend the money due to being killed for a film. That's what good snuff films need.

After, me and Eli will take the dosh and spend it in Tescos. Mainly on the value products. After, we'll be starting to film a sequel to 'Cloverfield' without anyone knowing because we're clever like that. The sequel will flop like Eli's other films but we wouldn't give a toss because all of his films have failed anyway. He's used to it.

After, for a laugh, I'd go around the nearest council estate and happy slap some kids for a 'larf'. I'll also be telling these scum that their parents are poor and santa is really just Gordan Brown. I'll also tell them that the world shall end in five years due to the Mayans taking to many guesses and finally getting something right.

And that's what I'll be doing in the NG meet-up that I'll host in the next week or so.

guilty

At 11/5/07 03:43 PM, Rucklo wrote: (No, Mechabloby (would that be pronounced "MEKKABLOWBY" since it only has one "b"?)

I SHALL BE THE DEFENSELAWYER

mechabloby should be pronounced "mekkablobby" rather then "MEKKABLOWBY". Just look at the word structure:

Mech-a-blobby
mecca (as in muslim holy shrine)-blobby (as in blob)
m%u025Bk%u0259bl%u0252bbi

and so, i think the defendant is innocent

this took me forever...

You look after him, i need him in march.

At 11/6/07 01:13 PM, EvilJesus wrote: You look after him, i need him in march.

I'm not off. Sorry. =(

Tickle his balls. WITH A SIX YEAR OLD.

Death.

At 11/6/07 12:43 PM, ChortMan37 wrote: Burn the Witch!

Burn the Bitch!