Ng Auction?

[Brick-top]

Basically imagine Ebay but filled with......well......NG people.

So imagine a racist Ebay.

Think about it, we have crap to sell, and there are idiots who will buy it. Tom could make a lot of money. Which would increase the quality of the site.

It would also bring more users, and I don't mean "I am SOO uber kewl" people. I mean "I actually have a job and a life" type of people.

And if we have something to sell, there could be a forum strictly for it.

Fucking genius.

[Sarcasm]

What the fuck do we have that is of any value?

[Stevezor]

Hmm, I agree. That would be pretty interesting, there'd probably be a lot of bootleg Alien Hominid plush toys for sale.

[RabiesIsMe]

Brilliant, just brilliant.

[BFK]

At 11/4/07 02:13 PM, Brick-top wrote: So imagine a racist Ebay.

Bidding on black slaves

[iMini]

At 11/4/07 02:15 PM, Sarcasm wrote: What the fuck do we have that is of any value?

Apparenly, you have a computer, a house, probably a car, am I wrong?

I think that would be a cool idea...

[Rague]

At 11/4/07 02:16 PM, BigFuzzyKitten wrote:

At 11/4/07 02:13 PM, Brick-top wrote: So imagine a racist Ebay.

Bidding on black slaves

I am going to fucking murder you one day.

[Gagsy]

Why bother exactly? Auctioning isn't what Newgrounds is about, they sell their own products which is right.

[Zodiak7]

The bidding on Wade ends in 2 hours.

[Cheekyvincent]

At 11/4/07 02:13 PM, Brick-top wrote: So imagine a racist Ebay.

and all the 4 letters of ebay are white?

[Doombox162]

Horrid idea!

Every other auction would be selling a dildo witha smiley face on it!

[Brick-top]

At 11/4/07 02:21 PM, Gagsy wrote: Why bother exactly? Auctioning isn't what Newgrounds is about, they sell their own products which is right.

what?

[Gagsy]

At 11/4/07 02:29 PM, Brick-top wrote:

what?

Ugh. Why should Newgrounds become an auction site? It isn't what Newgrounds was set up for, it was set up as a flash site and still is a flash site, plus it just wouldn't work really, why bother putting an auction here, which would be a very low auction, when you can put it on ebay and get twice as much money.

[Vousielle]

At 11/4/07 02:15 PM, Sarcasm wrote: What the fuck do we have that is of any value?

The OP had a good Idea, but Reality strikes!

[Doombox162]

At 11/4/07 02:31 PM, Gagsy wrote:

At 11/4/07 02:29 PM, Brick-top wrote:

what?

Ugh. Why should Newgrounds become an auction site? It isn't what Newgrounds was set up for, it was set up as a flash site and still is a flash site, plus it just wouldn't work really, why bother putting an auction here, which would be a very low auction, when you can put it on ebay and get twice as much money.

Well NG also wasn't set up to become a place for fat ass 12 year olds who have nothing better to do with their worthless pathetic lives to come and show the whole worlds their fucking horrible grammer skills and how much they love doing barrel rolls, grabbing cocks, and raping whilst making the most horrid flashes and asking all their fake internet friends *aka alts* to help approve it but damnit you see how bad that back-fired.

[Corky-D]

At 11/4/07 02:21 PM, Zodiak7 wrote: The bidding on Wade ends in 2 hours.

With the total sum being $20

[CapnCrunchDaPimp]

At 11/4/07 02:15 PM, Sarcasm wrote: What the fuck do we have that is of any value?

Well up next here on NG QVC is Wade Fulp's recently used toilet seat! And we have had confirmations that this seat was used just 20 minutes ago! As you can see, it has a nice chrome finish, with some of that irresistable pink fuzzy stuff on the top. Cute. I just love his style Claire, sensitive, but yet he knows he's a man.

Yeah, how much did you say this was for again?

Well, using your NG QVC card, a mere $120, and the shipping is FREE.

Wow, what an offer.

[Gagsy]

At 11/4/07 02:36 PM, Doombox162 wrote:

Well NG also wasn't set up to become a place for fat ass 12 year olds who have nothing better to do with their worthless pathetic lives to come and show the whole worlds their fucking horrible grammer skills and how much they love doing barrel rolls, grabbing cocks, and raping whilst making the most horrid flashes and asking all their fake internet friends *aka alts* to help approve it but damnit you see how bad that back-fired.

Newgrounds is a site, who comes and goes they can barely control, the same way that if this was made into an auctioning webiste you'd get assholes trying to outdo people of money or not pay for items they have purchased.

[Reyals]

At 11/4/07 02:13 PM, Brick-top wrote: So imagine a racist Ebay.

Slaves is the first thing that comes to mind.

[CapnCrunchDaPimp]

At 11/4/07 02:58 PM, Reyals wrote:

At 11/4/07 02:13 PM, Brick-top wrote: So imagine a racist Ebay.

Slaves is the first thing that comes to mind.

Slaves and tabacco!