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I'm having a problem with masterbat Nov. 4th, 2007 @ 12:08 PM Reply

I'm having a problem with masterbating!

Whenever I want to masterbate, i don't want to have to clean up the cum mess? So if I'm jacking off while looking at porn on the computer, where am i exactly sopose to cum? If i just cum, it lands on my bed, computer, shower, and what not. But then I have to clean it up witch i don't want to do. So what do i do? cum on a zip lock bag?


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Response to I'm having a problem with masterbat Nov. 4th, 2007 @ 12:09 PM Reply

Don't masturbate at all


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Response to I'm having a problem with masterbat Nov. 4th, 2007 @ 12:09 PM Reply

Yes, use the ziplock bag.


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Response to I'm having a problem with masterbat Nov. 4th, 2007 @ 12:09 PM Reply

Autofellacio, no cleanup.


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Response to I'm having a problem with masterbat Nov. 4th, 2007 @ 12:09 PM Reply

Bring some tissues and toss them in the garbag after. If anyone asks, say you had a cold.

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Response to I'm having a problem with masterbat Nov. 4th, 2007 @ 12:10 PM Reply

Cum in your own mouth, then.


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Response to I'm having a problem with masterbat Nov. 4th, 2007 @ 12:10 PM Reply

At 11/4/07 12:08 PM, newgiez wrote: So what do i do? cum on a zip lock bag?

Nooo, thats why god invented tissue paper...

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Response to I'm having a problem with masterbat Nov. 4th, 2007 @ 12:12 PM Reply

All hail.

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Response to I'm having a problem with masterbat Nov. 4th, 2007 @ 12:12 PM Reply

At 11/4/07 12:09 PM, shade45 wrote: Bring some tissues and toss them in the garbag after. If anyone asks, say you had a cold.

thats what i do. its the most ingeneous idea i thought of to date

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Response to I'm having a problem with masterbat Nov. 4th, 2007 @ 12:13 PM Reply

Have you ever heard about paper?

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Response to I'm having a problem with masterbat Nov. 4th, 2007 @ 12:14 PM Reply

At 11/4/07 12:12 PM, Mind-Edge wrote: All hail.

Praise also the amazing batter, the Masterbatter

lol
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Response to I'm having a problem with masterbat Nov. 4th, 2007 @ 12:15 PM Reply

do it in a disposable cup thats what I do

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Response to I'm having a problem with masterbat Nov. 4th, 2007 @ 12:16 PM Reply

At 11/4/07 12:15 PM, Sun-and-Moon wrote: do it in a disposable cup thats what I do

Wait, what?

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Response to I'm having a problem with masterbat Nov. 4th, 2007 @ 12:16 PM Reply

If you don't want to spray(whatever :/ ) while masturbating, you have to put your finger on the tubethingy between your ass and your ballsack


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Response to I'm having a problem with masterbat Nov. 4th, 2007 @ 12:17 PM Reply

wear underwear

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Response to I'm having a problem with masterbat Nov. 4th, 2007 @ 12:17 PM Reply

At 11/4/07 12:09 PM, Crazy-Pigeon wrote: Don't masturbate at all

This message is supported by the Catholic church.


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Response to I'm having a problem with masterbat Nov. 4th, 2007 @ 12:18 PM Reply

On her chest.


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Response to I'm having a problem with masterbat Nov. 4th, 2007 @ 12:19 PM Reply

Just put down some newspaper

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Response to I'm having a problem with masterbat Nov. 4th, 2007 @ 12:20 PM Reply

Worship it.

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Response to I'm having a problem with masterbat Nov. 4th, 2007 @ 12:21 PM Reply

Aim at the ceiling. No one will look there.


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Response to I'm having a problem with masterbat Nov. 4th, 2007 @ 12:21 PM Reply

into your bin?


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Response to I'm having a problem with masterbat Nov. 4th, 2007 @ 12:23 PM Reply

At 11/4/07 12:22 PM, silentkat wrote:
At 11/4/07 12:20 PM, Mind-Edge wrote: Worship it.
Lol this is turning into a photoshop thread all the sudden

Nah, I'm just bored.

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Response to I'm having a problem with masterbat Nov. 4th, 2007 @ 12:26 PM Reply

OMFG Now i know why they call it a DIXIE CUP

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Response to I'm having a problem with masterbat Nov. 4th, 2007 @ 12:27 PM Reply

At 11/4/07 12:26 PM, newgiez wrote: OMFG Now i know why they call it a DIXIE CUP

Chop your balls off!

No problems then.

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Response to I'm having a problem with masterbat Nov. 4th, 2007 @ 12:29 PM Reply

all you have to do is jerk off normal, then right before you cum, jam a pencil down your dick! Barely any cum will get out. Dunno what the longterm affects are though...


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Response to I'm having a problem with masterbat Nov. 4th, 2007 @ 12:47 PM Reply

get a cunt to spooge in.


^the post above was written by a girl^
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Response to I'm having a problem with masterbat Nov. 4th, 2007 @ 12:48 PM Reply

Cum out your window, if anyone asks say you puked!


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Response to I'm having a problem with masterbat Nov. 4th, 2007 @ 12:56 PM Reply

Join the ceremony.

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Response to I'm having a problem with masterbat Nov. 4th, 2007 @ 01:33 PM Reply

At 11/4/07 12:18 PM, Ledgey wrote: On her chest.

Oh, your mum likes that, does she?

*takes down notes*