Weird And Wtf Questions Of Life?

[The-Great-One]

I have always wondered many questions in life...some are probably easy to answer, others are not. If you have a weird and WTF question you can ask then please do (or at least answer mine). By passing on these stupid and weird questions we can gain the knowledge that will give us no progression in life.

1. Why Is Corn Yellow?
2. Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road?
3. How Much Wood Would A Woodchuck Chuck If A Woodchuck Could Chuck Wood?
4. If Maytag Appliances Never Break, Then Why Doesn't Maytag Make Cars?
5. If A Woman Got A Sex Change To Remove Her Vagina To Get A Penis And Removed Her Breasts And A Man Got A Sex Change To Remove His Penis To Get A Vagina And Got Breast Implants, They Got Married And On The Honeymoon They Had Sex, Would That Mean That They're Marriage Is Actually Correct Since According To Their Operations They Were Really Gay.
6. How Many Licks Does It Take To Get To The Tootsie Roll Center Of A Tootsie Pop?
7. How Would You React If You Saw A Bisexual Mormon With A Gay Husband, A Bisexual Wife, A Lesbian Who Got A Sex Change To A Gay Man, and Two Kids?
8. How Many Times Do You Masterbate A Day? (this question goes to both men and women)
9. Where Did The Disease Chicken Pox Get Its Name From?
10. How Many Celebrities Have Made Appearances On The Simpsons From 1988-Today?

[saqwert]

that can all be answered here

[Life-Stream]

At 11/3/07 09:36 PM, The-Great-One wrote: 3. How Much Wood Would A Woodchuck Chuck If A Woodchuck Could Chuck Wood?

I can´t be bothered to answer any of these right now, but #3 is my profile message :D

[gamerpeepinpa]

If I'm listening to a song, how many people are listening to the same song and are at the same spot in that song at that exact moment?

[CrazyDelmar]

At 11/3/07 09:36 PM, The-Great-One wrote:
1. Why Is Corn Yellow?

Why? If you explain to me the blue variety, then I can tell you.

[The-Great-One]

At 11/3/07 09:37 PM, saqwert wrote: that can all be answered here

Why ask Google, when I could just ask Newgrounds...
(I'm a lazy fat bastard who doesn't feel like using Google)

[AlexJS]

At 11/3/07 09:36 PM, The-Great-One wrote: 1. Why Is Corn Yellow?

Pigments, I believe.

2. Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road?

To get run over.

3. How Much Wood Would A Woodchuck Chuck If A Woodchuck Could Chuck Wood?

A pound.

4. If Maytag Appliances Never Break, Then Why Doesn't Maytag Make Cars?

Because no one would buy another car EVAR.

5. If A Woman Got A Sex Change To Remove Her Vagina To Get A Penis And Removed Her Breasts And A Man Got A Sex Change To Remove His Penis To Get A Vagina And Got Breast Implants, They Got Married And On The Honeymoon They Had Sex, Would That Mean That They're Marriage Is Actually Correct Since According To Their Operations They Were Really Gay.

...err... I think so.

6. How Many Licks Does It Take To Get To The Tootsie Roll Center Of A Tootsie Pop?

71

7. How Would You React If You Saw A Bisexual Mormon With A Gay Husband, A Bisexual Wife, A Lesbian Who Got A Sex Change To A Gay Man, and Two Kids?

I'd be very disturbed.

8. How Many Times Do You Masterbate A Day? (this question goes to both men and women)

Why do you want to know?

9. Where Did The Disease Chicken Pox Get Its Name From?

I think it was believed to originate from chickens.

10. How Many Celebrities Have Made Appearances On The Simpsons From 1988-Today?

Who cares? It's not like anyone counts.

[Truth]

what is the purpose of Life insurence?

[JediKiller1]

At 11/3/07 09:36 PM, The-Great-One wrote: 1. Why Is Corn Yellow?

The amount of light they absorb makes them look yellow.

2. Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road?

To get to his chicken hoes.

3. How Much Wood Would A Woodchuck Chuck If A Woodchuck Could Chuck Wood?

Over NINE THOUSAAAAAAAAAAND

4. If Maytag Appliances Never Break, Then Why Doesn't Maytag Make Cars?Maytag is the shittiest name for a car company.

5. If A Woman Got A Sex Change To Remove Her Vagina To Get A Penis And Removed Her Breasts And A Man Got A Sex Change To Remove His Penis To Get A Vagina And Got Breast Implants, They Got Married And On The Honeymoon They Had Sex, Would That Mean That They're Marriage Is Actually Correct Since According To Their Operations They Were Really Gay.

Wud?

6. How Many Licks Does It Take To Get To The Tootsie Roll Center Of A Tootsie Pop?

I believe the average is 351

7. How Would You React If You Saw A Bisexual Mormon With A Gay Husband, A Bisexual Wife, A Lesbian Who Got A Sex Change To A Gay Man, and Two Kids?

I'd suicide

8. How Many Times Do You Masterbate A Day? (this question goes to both men and women)

OVER NINE THOUSAAAAAAAAAAND

9. Where Did The Disease Chicken Pox Get Its Name From?

Chickens duh

10. How Many Celebrities Have Made Appearances On The Simpsons From 1988-Today?

Too damn many

[Sqeezy0]

At 11/3/07 09:36 PM, The-Great-One wrote: I have always wondered many questions in life...some are probably easy to answer, others are not. If you have a weird and WTF question you can ask then please do (or at least answer mine). By passing on these stupid and weird questions we can gain the knowledge that will give us no progression in life.

1. Why Is Corn Yellow?

corn tassel or corn silk is naturally yellow because of the grain in it, it's part of the process when corn gets ears (grows cobs on the sides of the plant)

2. Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road?

because.

3. How Much Wood Would A Woodchuck Chuck If A Woodchuck Could Chuck Wood?

ask the woodchucker, not us. damnit.

4. If Maytag Appliances Never Break, Then Why Doesn't Maytag Make Cars?

because cars don't break, they crash, appliances aren't relevant to cars either.

5. If A Woman Got A Sex Change To Remove Her Vagina To Get A Penis And Removed Her Breasts And A Man Got A Sex Change To Remove His Penis To Get A Vagina And Got Breast Implants, They Got Married And On The Honeymoon They Had Sex, Would That Mean That They're Marriage Is Actually Correct Since According To Their Operations They Were Really Gay.

it's basicly shemale on shemale, it's your geuss pal.

6. How Many Licks Does It Take To Get To The Tootsie Roll Center Of A Tootsie Pop?

does it matter?

7. How Would You React If You Saw A Bisexual Mormon With A Gay Husband, A Bisexual Wife, A Lesbian Who Got A Sex Change To A Gay Man, and Two Kids?

compressed.

8. How Many Times Do You Masterbate A Day? (this question goes to both men and women)

depends.

9. Where Did The Disease Chicken Pox Get Its Name From?

people in the early days though that chicken pox looked like chick peas, cicer is the origin of the word chick peas, pox lesions are just the name for diseased like chicken pox and mazles, if you add the two together, you get chicken pox.

10. How Many Celebrities Have Made Appearances On The Simpsons From 1988-Today?

go do a two-hour research on imdb.

[The-Great-One]

At 11/3/07 09:39 PM, gamerpeepinpa wrote: If I'm listening to a song, how many people are listening to the same song and are at the same spot in that song at that exact moment?

Interesting question

[JediKiller1]

Hmm it seems my Maytag answer got deleted... I said because Maytag sounds too much like Gaytag...

[The-Great-One]

Anybody Else With To Ask A Question or Answer These 10?
I'm willing to try and answer some questions.

[DarthRaver]

At 11/3/07 09:41 PM, AlexJS wrote:

At 11/3/07 09:36 PM, The-Great-One wrote: 10. How Many Celebrities Have Made Appearances On The Simpsons From 1988-Today?

Who cares? It's not like anyone counts.

Oh I wouldn't be so sure....http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lis t_of_guest_stars_on_The_Simpsons

[AwesomeRific]

At 11/3/07 09:41 PM, Truth wrote: what is the purpose of Life "insurance"?

Now there's a question!

[EMINEM08]

I always wondered where AIDS started. but i believe someone told me that it all started by a monkey a long time ago. so now over 70 % of earth technically fucked a monkey

[orangekiller]

At 11/3/07 09:36 PM, The-Great-One wrote:

1. Why Is Corn Yellow?

Because It wants to be yellow!!

[EternalRabbit]

1. Why Is Corn Yellow?

cuz it is!

2. Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road?

cuz he wanted to!

3. How Much Wood Would A Woodchuck Chuck If A Woodchuck Could Chuck Wood?

as much as he damn well wanted to... if only he could...

4. If Maytag Appliances Never Break, Then Why Doesn't Maytag Make Cars?

cuz they make kitchen and houshold appliances... duh!

5. If A Woman Got A Sex Change To Remove Her Vagina To Get A Penis And Removed Her Breasts And A Man Got A Sex Change To Remove His Penis To Get A Vagina And Got Breast Implants, They Got Married And On The Honeymoon They Had Sex, Would That Mean That They're Marriage Is Actually Correct Since According To Their Operations They Were Really Gay.

come again...!?!?!

6. How Many Licks Does It Take To Get To The Tootsie Roll Center Of A Tootsie Pop?

depends

7. How Would You React If You Saw A Bisexual Mormon With A Gay Husband, A Bisexual Wife, A Lesbian Who Got A Sex Change To A Gay Man, and Two Kids?

enough with the confusing gay questions!

8. How Many Times Do You Masterbate A Day? (this question goes to both men and women)

9999 times

9. Where Did The Disease Chicken Pox Get Its Name From?

your mom

10. How Many Celebrities Have Made Appearances On The Simpsons From 1988-Today?

enough

[The-Great-One]

Let's see if any of the new 08' users can answer these questions without getting banned... the suspense is spine-tingling!

[Cooldsunshine]

The real question to be asked is...

Why did we all choose to waste our lives away on Newgrounds?

[creepyboy]

At 11/3/07 09:36 PM, The-Great-One wrote:
10. How Many Celebrities Have Made Appearances On The Simpsons From 1988-Today?

here´s the most relevant
Bill Clinton
Aerosmith
Red Hot Chilli Peppers
Metallica
Carmen Electra
Smashing Pumpkins
Cypress Hill
The Who
Mick Jagger
Keith Richards
Paul McCartney
Linda McCartney
Ringo Star
George Harrison
U2
Spinal Tap
The Ramones
Britney Spears
Frank Sinatra
Alec Baldwin
Kim Bassinger
Ron Howard
Rupert Murdock
Dolly Parton
Dalai Lama
Ronaldo
"Magic" Johnson
50 Cent
Green Day
Richard Dean Anderson (McGyver)
J.K. Rowling
Courtney Love
Jay Lenno
Woddy Allen
Tony Hawk

[sonickles]

what is the answer to the ultimute question

E-cookie to the person who gets the referance and answers the question

[CapnCrunchDaPimp]

At 11/3/07 09:36 PM, The-Great-One wrote: 1. Why Is Corn Yellow?

Either a chemical or bacterial reaction or asexual reproduction, I forget which.

2. Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road?

To get to the other side!

3. How Much Wood Would A Woodchuck Chuck If A Woodchuck Could Chuck Wood?

A woodchuck would chuck much wood if a woodchuck could chuck wood.

4. If Maytag Appliances Never Break, Then Why Doesn't Maytag Make Cars?

They layed off an entire factory in Newton, Iowa, lol. They're barely in business.

5. If A Woman Got A Sex Change To Remove Her Vagina To Get A Penis And Removed Her Breasts And A Man Got A Sex Change To Remove His Penis To Get A Vagina And Got Breast Implants, They Got Married And On The Honeymoon They Had Sex, Would That Mean That They're Marriage Is Actually Correct Since According To Their Operations They Were Really Gay.

They would probably have that they had a sex change in captions on the wedding cake.

6. How Many Licks Does It Take To Get To The Tootsie Roll Center Of A Tootsie Pop?

Try it someday, I got 134.

7. How Would You React If You Saw A Bisexual Mormon With A Gay Husband, A Bisexual Wife, A Lesbian Who Got A Sex Change To A Gay Man, and Two Kids?

I'd be shocked, not because it's controversial. OH THE IRONY!

8. How Many Times Do You Masterbate A Day? (this question goes to both men and women)

I try to shoot for once a week.

9. Where Did The Disease Chicken Pox Get Its Name From?

A poxy chicken?

10. How Many Celebrities Have Made Appearances On The Simpsons From 1988-Today?

A lot.

[Postcount]

At 11/3/07 09:36 PM, The-Great-One wrote: 8. How Many Times Do You Masterbate A Day? (this question goes to both men and women)

Only once >_>

[Del-Toro]

At 11/3/07 09:36 PM, The-Great-One wrote: I have always wondered many questions in life...some are probably easy to answer, others are not. If you have a weird and WTF question you can ask then please do (or at least answer mine). By passing on these stupid and weird questions we can gain the knowledge that will give us no progression in life.

1. Why Is Corn Yellow?
2. Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road?
3. How Much Wood Would A Woodchuck Chuck If A Woodchuck Could Chuck Wood?
4. If Maytag Appliances Never Break, Then Why Doesn't Maytag Make Cars?
5. If A Woman Got A Sex Change To Remove Her Vagina To Get A Penis And Removed Her Breasts And A Man Got A Sex Change To Remove His Penis To Get A Vagina And Got Breast Implants, They Got Married And On The Honeymoon They Had Sex, Would That Mean That They're Marriage Is Actually Correct Since According To Their Operations They Were Really Gay.
6. How Many Licks Does It Take To Get To The Tootsie Roll Center Of A Tootsie Pop?
7. How Would You React If You Saw A Bisexual Mormon With A Gay Husband, A Bisexual Wife, A Lesbian Who Got A Sex Change To A Gay Man, and Two Kids?
8. How Many Times Do You Masterbate A Day? (this question goes to both men and women)
9. Where Did The Disease Chicken Pox Get Its Name From?
10. How Many Celebrities Have Made Appearances On The Simpsons From 1988-Today?

1: It just is.
2: to get to KFC
3: alot
4: because cars dont use as much water
5:Umm, yeah it would be a straight marriage technically, in the broadest sense of the word
6: alot
7:.... well, I would have to wonder why a lesbian would get a sex change to be a gay MAN, but I would also wonder how the kids knew each person, like, the dike man is daddy #3 type thing
8: probably has something to do with chickens
9: way too many

[Deathzone]

if god forgives all, does he forgive those who suicide? or is it ever to late to ask for forgivness? i guess the question should be...

[The-Great-One]

At 1/14/08 06:52 PM, Deathzone wrote: if god forgives all, does he forgive those who suicide? or is it ever to late to ask for forgivness? i guess the question should be...

Such a good question.

[AustinR]

At 11/3/07 09:36 PM, The-Great-One wrote: 10. How Many Celebrities Have Made Appearances On The Simpsons From 1988-Today?

They didn't have guest appearances until 1990

[John12346]

At 11/3/07 09:36 PM, The-Great-One wrote: I have always wondered many questions in life...some are probably easy to answer, others are not. If you have a weird and WTF question you can ask then please do (or at least answer mine). By passing on these stupid and weird questions we can gain the knowledge that will give us no progression in life.

1. Why Is Corn Yellow?

It's not all yellow. There are some kinds of blue and brown corn.

2. Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road?

To get to the other side.

3. How Much Wood Would A Woodchuck Chuck If A Woodchuck Could Chuck Wood?

It can't, so who the fuck cares?

4. If Maytag Appliances Never Break, Then Why Doesn't Maytag Make Cars?

Because they're poor, cheap, dirt poor bastards.

5. If A Woman Got A Sex Change To Remove Her Vagina To Get A Penis And Removed Her Breasts And A Man Got A Sex Change To Remove His Penis To Get A Vagina And Got Breast Implants, They Got Married And On The Honeymoon They Had Sex, Would That Mean That They're Marriage Is Actually Correct Since According To Their Operations They Were Really Gay.

Yes.

6. How Many Licks Does It Take To Get To The Tootsie Roll Center Of A Tootsie Pop?

Impossible to tell. Some people's licks take more off a lollipop than other people's licks.

7. How Would You React If You Saw A Bisexual Mormon With A Gay Husband, A Bisexual Wife, A Lesbian Who Got A Sex Change To A Gay Man, and Two Kids?

I wouldn't care.

8. How Many Times Do You Masterbate A Day? (this question goes to both men and women)

1. Sometimes.

9. Where Did The Disease Chicken Pox Get Its Name From?

Who knows or cares?

10. How Many Celebrities Have Made Appearances On The Simpsons From 1988-Today?

More than you know.

[The-Great-One]

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