I will begin by saying that this thread is not a joke. I have 7 alternate accounts between experience levels 29-32 that I am giving away. All but one of them were created back in 2004 and I have deposited for them each day about 95% of the time since then. I am giving them away because I've long since grown tired of depositing on so many accounts almost every single day that I don't otherwise use.
I will be honest, I created these accounts primarily to abuse the voting and reviewing systems using proxies and such way back while I was a member of the Star Syndicate (around July '04 through December '04). After the voting system was altered the following year to make voting with multiple accounts much more difficult, I started basically only logging in with each account to deposit experience each day. I also sometimes used accounts to post on the BBS while banned or just to fuck around and get entertaining reactions out of people. I have long since renounced the Star Syndicate and their (former?) methods, but that's a different story that I don't feel like getting into right now.
I am giving away each of the following accounts:
http://eldoradocigarettes.newgrounds.com /
http://fumamonou.newgrounds.com/
http://johnnydamon.newgrounds.com/
http://mantisstorm.newgrounds.com/
http://subarusumeragi.newgrounds.com/
http://yutokigai.newgrounds.com/
http://yuzurihanekoi.newgrounds.com/
This contest is opens immediately and goes through this Tuesday until 12 midnight NG time. That is about 3.5 days from now. All users are eligible and anyone interested should make a post stating why I should give you an account and/or what you would use it for. Be creative, but honest. If you are a spammer or are in a spam group (Kitty Krew, Uzi Union, etc.), don't bother entering because I don't support portal or bbs spam and I'm not going to help you by giving you additional voting power.
One account maximum will be given per user. Winners will be picked by me at my sole discretion. 1st place will get first choice of the accounts, 2nd place will get 2nd choice, etc., until all accounts are awarded. If a winner does not want any of the remaining accounts, their pick will be deferred to the next highest winner. I reserve the right to retain any and all accounts not awarded if fewer than seven users persuade me that they deserve an account. Winners will not be announced, but will be contacted by me personally on Wednesday or soon after. I am doing this so winners can be anonymous with their new accounts if they chose to do so.
Once again, this is not a joke! Good luck, everyone.