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So in conclusion, people who watch South Park... Spam on Newgrounds.com.

At 2/8/08 04:19 PM, LordZeebmork wrote: ahhahahhaaahahahhaahahaa.

people who like south park don't get to call anyone immature.

btw america sucks and so does this site. maybe if you 10-year-old narutards got the fuck out it would be better.

Back to trolling, I see. Guys, seriously, maybe we should just ignore this dude. He's not contributing anything of value to our conversations, just trying to get a response. And although I have been glad to give it to him in the past (especially between Christmas and the first deletion of Kberkag), I'd rather get in real discussions at this point, as would most of the rest of you, I think.

OkamiZaku, FatKid, let's end the discussions of cartoons here and now. 50vmp made one little mention of a TV show, and it derailed this thread... But someone else derailed it before while discussing masturbation. No more of it, please. Otherwise this will go from discussion of spam, to spam itself, and that would be terrible. You want to discuss TV, masturbation, or anything else, you have userpages and PMs to do that.

At 2/7/08 03:15 PM, OkamiZaku wrote:

At 2/6/08 07:50 PM, BigFuzzyKitten wrote:

At 2/6/08 07:30 PM, OkamiZaku wrote: Nobody wants to see you video taping yourself jacking off!!!

Oh, you'd be surprised.

Pedophile...

I didn't say me asshoel

At 2/8/08 10:28 PM, BigFuzzyKitten wrote:
I didn't say me asshoel

Riiight...

At 2/8/08 09:59 PM, SoulMaster71 wrote:
OkamiZaku, FatKid, let's end the discussions of cartoons here and now.

I never discussed cartoons. Ever.

OK guys, back on the subject of spam in the Portal, rather than actively spamming Wi/Ht.

This shit is getting annoying. I considered it OK when it was just Afro_Stud Photoshopping Adolf Hitler to look like Pokémon, and setting it to good music; hell, you could even say I enjoyed it. But now, other authors are jumping on the "Dictators and Pokémon" bandwagon. Not getting pissed off at spinoffs, but... I spotted three different ones stating in the couple of weeks:
Joseph Stalin frees the Pokémon
Chairman Mao kills them
Ice Cube (though technically not a dictator) recaptures them after Stalin frees them
All of these have much worse music than the originals (not "bad" music, but not as good as the stuff Afro_Stud puts in his), and lower-quality Photoshops. I wonder what Afro_Stud thinks about these spinoffs...?

Oh, look who's co-authored on all of these, our old friend yoshi77777! +1 Flash Count, I guess it is to him. Then again, that's probably why Afro_Stud submits them too.

At 2/8/08 06:05 PM, OkamiZaku wrote:

At 2/8/08 04:19 PM, LordZeebmork wrote:
people who like south park don't get to call anyone immature.

Wow, whoever said that that Kberkag sometimes has the IQ of an intelligent 12-year-old was right...

btw america sucks and so does this site.

Well, if you hate America so much, move to North Korea and see how you like it there. If you think this site sucks so much, then why the hell are even on this bloody site!?

maybe if you 10-year-old narutards got the fuck out it would be better.

You can leave out the "10-year-old" part out, considering that we all know you are an immature little kid. I do go out, I have better things to do than sit on a chair with the computer in my face all day. I find it sad that every time you're on here, all you do is troll and make crappy flashes. Gtfo if that's all you're gonna do.

Homophylophilia est sui sexus amor, rei venereae masculini in masculos, aut muliebris in muliebres appetentia. Per aevos alii aliter rem definiverunt, sed cultu civili Occidentali nostrae aetatis, non tantum ad ipsa acta erotica spectat, sed etiam ad amantium erga se caritatem.

At 2/9/08 11:21 PM, SoulMaster71 wrote: OK guys, back on the subject of spam in the Portal, rather than actively spamming Wi/Ht.

This shit is getting annoying. I considered it OK when it was just Afro_Stud Photoshopping Adolf Hitler to look like Pokémon, and setting it to good music; hell, you could even say I enjoyed it. But now, other authors are jumping on the "Dictators and Pokémon" bandwagon. Not getting pissed off at spinoffs, but... I spotted three different ones stating in the couple of weeks:
Joseph Stalin frees the Pokémon
Chairman Mao kills them
Ice Cube (though technically not a dictator) recaptures them after Stalin frees them
All of these have much worse music than the originals (not "bad" music, but not as good as the stuff Afro_Stud puts in his), and lower-quality Photoshops. I wonder what Afro_Stud thinks about these spinoffs...?

Oh, look who's co-authored on all of these, our old friend yoshi77777! +1 Flash Count, I guess it is to him. Then again, that's probably why Afro_Stud submits them too.

Agreed. I think those are the most ANNOYING flash videos on the portal. THey have no effort in them, and they pass just by .10 points. Plus, they sometimes get Turd of the week! There are about 400 of those as well. So, they are sonsidered flash artists SO they can make front page posts.

At 2/10/08 06:52 PM, FatKidWitAJetPak wrote: Agreed. I think those are the most ANNOYING flash videos on the portal.

Except screamers. And I like Afro_Stud's original series, just not most of the spinoffs. At least Afro's movies are somewhat good, with fair-quality Photoshops and what not. The Stalin ones are OK, in comparison to the other two... oh, wait... hold on... maybe I should say "the other three", courtesy of this one starring Tom Fulp. The Mao Zedong ones are disturbing, the Ice Cube ones don't even Photoshop Ice Cube, and this new Tom Fulp brand look like they use MS Paint.

They have no effort in them, and they pass just by .10 points.

It's true that they have little to no effort in them, but I don't know about "pass by just .10 points". They usually get 2.3 to 2.7 scores, based mostly on statwhores, because I don't expect there's many users like me who like them just for them being them.

Plus, they sometimes get Turd of the week!

I haven't seen one of them get Turd yet. It's true that Afro_Stud has gotten Turd before, but not on a Pokémon submission.

There are about 400 of those as well. So, they are considered flash artists SO they can make front page posts.

Not really. Like I said, it's mostly Flash Count +1, especially looking at the statwhores that we're talking about here, being co-authored on these submissions. I mean, AfroUnderscoreStud? Yoshi77777? Chaz-o? BIGmamaKATIE? I'm not going to call them bad people (because that would be untrue), but most of the stuff those guys do on NG is for Some Count +1.

At 2/11/08 01:45 AM, sQueef wrote: But anyway if you guys keep saying like "Oh that shit that Afro made was good cuz it used good music" thats fucking retarded who gives a shit if he used good music it's a shitty fucking series, he made a preloader, with an incredibly gay intro, and then just kept it up for a really long time that doesn't make it good I mean shit you know I never fucking watch those shitty movies because they have no entertainment value whatsoever. They aren't even funny, if I wanted to listen to good music I would open my extensive mp3 collection you know.

I mean not to detract from fuckin.. Afro or whatever you know but shit. Don't go defending shitty movies just cause the guy has a good ear for music.

For fucks sake. You anti-spam people could really learn a thing or two from spammers.

Hey, I was just using it as a comparison between Afro's own, and the others. Other than the music, I really have no other reason for why I like Afro's stuff more than the spinoffs, or would be willing to give them a passing vote while voting 0 on the others. Hell, even though I like the music sometimes I usually wouldn't give a passing voe, but for some reason I like them, and I don't quite know why. I know they're spam, and I almost wish I could recapture the negative feelings I used to have for them, but they're gone... So the only defense I have is the music, even though I know that's not really it.

At 2/10/08 07:41 PM, SoulMaster71 wrote:

At 2/10/08 06:52 PM, FatKidWitAJetPak wrote: Agreed. I think those are the most ANNOYING flash videos on the portal.

Except screamers. And I like Afro_Stud's original series, just not most of the spinoffs. At least Afro's movies are somewhat good, with fair-quality Photoshops and what not. The Stalin ones are OK, in comparison to the other two... oh, wait... hold on... maybe I should say "the other three", courtesy of this one starring Tom Fulp. The Mao Zedong ones are disturbing, the Ice Cube ones don't even Photoshop Ice Cube, and this new Tom Fulp brand look like they use MS Paint.

They have no effort in them, and they pass just by .10 points.

It's true that they have little to no effort in them, but I don't know about "pass by just .10 points". They usually get 2.3 to 2.7 scores, based mostly on statwhores, because I don't expect there's many users like me who like them just for them being them.

Plus, they sometimes get Turd of the week!

I haven't seen one of them get Turd yet. It's true that Afro_Stud has gotten Turd before, but not on a Pokémon submission.

There are about 400 of those as well. So, they are considered flash artists SO they can make front page posts.

Not really. Like I said, it's mostly Flash Count +1, especially looking at the statwhores that we're talking about here, being co-authored on these submissions. I mean, AfroUnderscoreStud? Yoshi77777? Chaz-o? BIGmamaKATIE? I'm not going to call them bad people (because that would be untrue), but most of the stuff those guys do on NG is for Some Count +1.

Oh my bad, I thought you were talking about the ADOLF HItler catching them all in 600+ days.

I see 3 of those come out every day.

And most of the spam submissions get turd of the week, look at here for instance.

Here are the Adolf Hitler spams, which are the only spam ones I find annoying besides flying dicks across the screen.

most of them anyways... lol

At 2/10/08 07:41 PM, SoulMaster71 wrote: Not really. Like I said, it's mostly Flash Count +1, especially looking at the statwhores that we're talking about here, being co-authored on these submissions. I mean, AfroUnderscoreStud? Yoshi77777? Chaz-o? BIGmamaKATIE? I'm not going to call them bad people (because that would be untrue), but most of the stuff those guys do on NG is for Some Count +1.

Yeah, it's true. :X

It's a different style of statwhoring...

I wouldn't call it the worst spam ever, though...

At 2/11/08 04:47 PM, yoshi77777 wrote:

At 2/10/08 07:41 PM, SoulMaster71 wrote: Not really. Like I said, it's mostly Flash Count +1, especially looking at the statwhores that we're talking about here, being co-authored on these submissions. I mean, AfroUnderscoreStud? Yoshi77777? Chaz-o? BIGmamaKATIE? I'm not going to call them bad people (because that would be untrue), but most of the stuff those guys do on NG is for Some Count +1.

Yeah, it's true. :X

It's a different style of statwhoring...

I wouldn't call it the worst spam ever, though...

It's not spam the way BigFuzzyKitten has been known to do, certainly. And it's not anywhere near as bad as what Fleek submits on a regular basis. It is spam, yes, but more in the style of people who make short, stupid, off-topic posts on the BBS for Post Count +1. Looks like you're trying to take AfroUnderscoreStud's title as the biggest statwhore... Not that that's necessarily a bad thing, I mean, I'll be the first to admit to logging my stats at NG Log, and you can imagine my pride when I saw that my B/P per Day had (at least temporarily) passed that of BigFuzzyKitten (his main, Kes, is next on my list). But still, I wonder what Afro himself thinks of all of these spinoffs?

At 2/11/08 08:25 PM, sQueef wrote: The KK makes some spinoffs of that series for fun just so you know.

I've seen. I think, what is it, the most recent three submissions on BFK's list are CAI493+D spinoffs. And he made that Ludacris remake a while back, but one got Blammed and now only one remains, I think. Compared to the other spinoffs, and at the time compared to Afro_Stud's own (although that has since changed), I kinda liked them.

At 2/11/08 08:28 PM, SoulMaster71 wrote: And he made that Ludacris remake a while back, but one got Blammed and now only one remains, I think.

The account he submitted those on (Chrome-ZX, I think) got deleted.

And yeah, I actually liked those Ludacris things, even though I hate rap.

At 2/11/08 08:50 PM, LordZeebmork wrote:

At 2/11/08 08:28 PM, SoulMaster71 wrote: And he made that Ludacris remake a while back, but one got Blammed and now only one remains, I think.

The account he submitted those on (Chrome-ZX, I think) got deleted.

And yet there's still half a dozen cr0m-types still walking Newgrounds, still glorifying "xh4ck" (whatever that is) by posting broken links to some "xh4ck.tv" as their site. Explanation of what xh4ck is, please?

At 2/11/08 08:50 PM, LordZeebmork wrote:

At 2/11/08 08:28 PM, SoulMaster71 wrote: And he made that Ludacris remake a while back, but one got Blammed and now only one remains, I think.

The account he submitted those on (Chrome-ZX, I think) got deleted.

And yeah, I actually liked those Ludacris things, even though I hate rap.

Let's not forget the Chinaman Cool by VeinDigger.

Those were kinda annoying.

At 2/11/08 09:46 PM, yoshi77777 wrote:

At 2/11/08 08:50 PM, LordZeebmork wrote:

At 2/11/08 08:28 PM, SoulMaster71 wrote: And he made that Ludacris remake a while back, but one got Blammed and now only one remains, I think.

The account he submitted those on (Chrome-ZX, I think) got deleted.

And yeah, I actually liked those Ludacris things, even though I hate rap.

Let's not forget the Chinaman Cool by VeinDigger.

Those were kinda annoying.

Agreed. Very few submissions, except those submitted to troll for abuse, like Zeeb's old Kberkag submissions or the B that started this whole tale, are crappier than those Chinaman Cool things.

Oh, and Yoshi? You might want to check Kyothine's page... He made a news post about you, in case you don't know.

At 2/11/08 10:14 PM, SoulMaster71 wrote: Zeeb's old Kberkag submissions

Some of those were actually sort of good.

http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/41 9339
http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/41 9354
http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/41 6380

(Yeah, I resubmitted them.)

And for anyone who is curious, some of them are in this collection here.

At 2/11/08 10:39 PM, LordZeebmork wrote:

At 2/11/08 10:14 PM, SoulMaster71 wrote: Zeeb's old Kberkag submissions

Some of those were actually sort of good.

I'll admit, for a spam submission Totally Fucking Awesome was all right, and Taco Taco Taco Burrito was funny when he talked about the drugs. But you have to admit, most of your KB movies were for trolling, and you've resubmitted most of the good ones already.

And for anyone who is curious, some of them are in this collection here.

I saw that one... And you said you were going to make a sequel?

Some FLashs are considered spam when they AREN'T

Take my audio for instance...

http://www.newgrounds.com/audio/listen/1 17672

At 2/11/08 11:05 PM, FatKidWitAJetPak wrote: Some FLashs are considered spam when they AREN'T

Take my audio for instance...

http://www.newgrounds.com/audio/listen/1 17672

**Facepalm**
I told you, FatKid, this is not the place to advertise your audio! You want to do that, go to the Audio Forum and find the Audio Advertisement Thread, and post it there, but don't spam Wi/Ht with it.

And I think I also told you that the Audio Portal was made mostly so that Flash artists planning on submitting to NG could find royalty-free audio for their submissions, and that most of them wouldn't want to use that kind of thing, unless they were planning on putting that story in a Flash movie, which is very unlikely.

At 2/11/08 11:14 PM, SoulMaster71 wrote:

At 2/11/08 11:05 PM, FatKidWitAJetPak wrote: Some FLashs are considered spam when they AREN'T

Take my audio for instance...

http://www.newgrounds.com/audio/listen/1 17672

**Facepalm**
I told you, FatKid, this is not the place to advertise your audio! You want to do that, go to the Audio Forum and find the Audio Advertisement Thread, and post it there, but don't spam Wi/Ht with it.

And I think I also told you that the Audio Portal was made mostly so that Flash artists planning on submitting to NG could find royalty-free audio for their submissions, and that most of them wouldn't want to use that kind of thing, unless they were planning on putting that story in a Flash movie, which is very unlikely.

GOD DAMMIT!!! I didn't meant it like THAT!!! XD

That was the best example I could find at the time JEEZ!! lol.

Oh, and actually, 2 flash artists are putting my voice acting in their Flashs, and I have 8 movies and games with my music in it so far. =P

So it isn't unlikely!

At 2/11/08 11:00 PM, SoulMaster71 wrote: And you said you were going to make a sequel?

Yeah. I only put about half of the Kberkag movies in that one. I didn't save most of the qwer1234/rainigul/Portal-Spammer submissions, and a lot of the Kberkag movies are on my shitty eMac (Link Is Gay and internets, for example, and those were two of the better ones), so I'll make a sequel when I can get the FLAs off that computer.

At 2/11/08 11:14 PM, SoulMaster71 wrote:
I told you, FatKid, this is not the place to advertise your audio!

He wasn't advertising, he was giving an example.

At 2/11/08 10:39 PM, LordZeebmork wrote:
Some of those were actually sort of good.

No, not really, I mean, if you call loud noises, seizure-inducing lights, bad graphics, horrible cut-and-pasted images, and a bit of "tweening" "sort of good", than you're obviously a KK member...

At 2/12/08 09:07 AM, LordZeebmork wrote:

At 2/11/08 11:00 PM, SoulMaster71 wrote: And you said you were going to make a sequel?

Yeah. I only put about half of the Kberkag movies in that one. I didn't save most of the qwer1234/rainigul/Portal-Spammer submissions, and a lot of the Kberkag movies are on my shitty eMac (Link Is Gay and internets, for example, and those were two of the better ones), so I'll make a sequel when I can get the FLAs off that computer.

I don't remember Link is Gay, but I can guess what it's about...
Now internets, I do remember that one. That was the one with the guy with the Goatse mouth, "hackers on steroids", and the Hitler porn, right? Oh, and let's not forget what you copied and pasted into the author's comments...

At 2/10/08 06:52 PM, FatKidWitAJetPak wrote: Agreed. I think those are the most ANNOYING flash videos on the portal. THey have no effort in them, and they pass just by .10 points.

http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/42 4789

It passed by almost 1.00 over the required score.

I can't even see how how this has a 2.56. It's also one of the worst kind of these flashes i've ever seen.

At 2/12/08 08:27 PM, Bstuk2 wrote:

At 2/10/08 06:52 PM, FatKidWitAJetPak wrote: Agreed. I think those are the most ANNOYING flash videos on the portal. THey have no effort in them, and they pass just by .10 points.

http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/42 4789

It passed by almost 1.00 over the required score.

I can't even see how how this has a 2.56. It's also one of the worst kind of these flashes i've ever seen.

I am talking about the ones that need to be blammed, and instead get TURD of the week.

At 2/12/08 10:30 PM, sQueef wrote:

At 2/12/08 08:29 PM, FatKidWitAJetPak wrote: I am talking about the ones that need to be blammed, and instead get TURD of the week.

You mean like anything Viewtiful-Chris has made? Hmm?
Yes he is quite the faggot.

I think that's the one thing everyone here, no matter what their story, their group affiliation, or their opinion of spam can agree on: Viewtiful-Chris is a homosexual 12-year-old, and does not belong on Newgrounds. Wade only frontpaged Jem to let the gays know that they too are welcome here (which they are, but there's probably better spokespeople for the gays on NG). And his two Turds should never have been submitted; very few Newgrounders want to see a 12-year-old boy yanking it or promoting some forum. Some might, but most probably don't.