I'm looking forward to death (later...much later)
In fact, i have the whole shibang planned out!
It'll work like this, first, i'm going to steal a car, a REALLY nice one too. And cruise down the Autobahn at 130 mph. Before that though, i'm going to encase myself in a suit of full plate armor, so when the car crashes, i'm still intact...hopefully...
They'll find my body, and whats left of the car, and proceed to my Wake.
AT the wake (This is the fun part) I'll have a closed casket, but my body will be on the rafters. (I'll explain in a minute) After the priest says a bunch of stuff about me, the lights turn off, strobe lights come on, and my lifeless body will drop from the rafters and be swung around by wires!
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