Wow...OK, so you fell down a soft cliff, then walked through the woods to find a house. Then your friends, somehow getting down the cliff as well, started shooting you. You miraculously dodge the pellets, but one hits this completly rendom house. A woman, hearing the light ting on the window and assuming it must be a BB gun pellet, walks out yell at you, somehow not realizing she had no shirt on. For some reason, you laugh and then tell her despite being obviously turned on, as opposed to coaxing a lecture out of her so you can stare longer. The woman then screams and turns away, not noticing your friend with a camera (if she did, she would try to get the tape destroyed). Then, duing the two day period between when this happens and you post, your friend who has the tape moves to Turkey and is subsequently grounded for a year. Also, before he left, no one thought of making a copy of the tape.
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Well that's the most believable story I've ever heard!