I want a doctorate in something but Im too lazy to work, study and write shit to be good at whatever people judge as a full spectrum in a scientific field.
SO. I'm taking the easy way out and creating my own science, and I need ideas.
I've spoken to the University of Waikato in New Zealand and they say I need to write a thesis on the science then present it to the Royal British Museum and Academy of Science, then they have to approve it.
I've come up with two ideas:
Digigamology - the study of video games
Morology - the study of stupidity
Plz halp. If one of you suggests an idea that I can use, I'll bust you a PhD.