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I need to create a science. 2007-10-30 18:45:01 Reply

Yeah.

I want a doctorate in something but Im too lazy to work, study and write shit to be good at whatever people judge as a full spectrum in a scientific field.

SO. I'm taking the easy way out and creating my own science, and I need ideas.

I've spoken to the University of Waikato in New Zealand and they say I need to write a thesis on the science then present it to the Royal British Museum and Academy of Science, then they have to approve it.

I've come up with two ideas:

Digigamology - the study of video games
Morology - the study of stupidity

Plz halp. If one of you suggests an idea that I can use, I'll bust you a PhD.


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Response to I need to create a science. 2007-10-30 18:53:21 Reply

Newfagomology.


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Response to I need to create a science. 2007-10-30 18:54:22 Reply

Creationism.

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Response to I need to create a science. 2007-10-30 18:55:36 Reply

At 10/30/07 06:45 PM, Shadow-XII wrote: Digigamology - the study of video games
Morology - the study of stupidity

Wait, so are we pulling names out of our asses here or what?


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Response to I need to create a science. 2007-10-30 18:56:01 Reply

At 10/30/07 06:54 PM, inclusivedisjunction wrote: Creationism.

That's just rude :P

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Response to I need to create a science. 2007-10-30 18:56:26 Reply

At 10/30/07 06:45 PM, Shadow-XII wrote: I want a doctorate in something but Im too lazy to work

Then you don't want it bad enough.


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Response to I need to create a science. 2007-10-30 18:57:09 Reply

Hydrology - Study of water! Boo-yah!


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Response to I need to create a science. 2007-10-30 18:57:14 Reply

nigology

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Response to I need to create a science. 2007-10-30 18:57:30 Reply

At 10/30/07 06:54 PM, inclusivedisjunction wrote: Creationism.

Already been done. Not science.

Yes I am not so retarded as to not understand that you understood that.
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Response to I need to create a science. 2007-10-30 18:59:02 Reply

Dweebology

The study of what makes a human being become a nerd.


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Response to I need to create a science. 2007-10-30 19:00:55 Reply

At 10/30/07 06:55 PM, Dark-Phire wrote: Wait, so are we pulling names out of our asses here or what?

It's my science, I can call it what I please.


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Response to I need to create a science. 2007-10-30 19:02:34 Reply

Fadology.

the study of fads, and why humans become so infatuated with them.

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Response to I need to create a science. 2007-10-30 19:04:59 Reply

At 10/30/07 07:02 PM, chubbthehippo wrote: cursalology - study of curse words.

it isn't stupid. I've thought about it.

That'd be a sub-class of etymology, which is more of a historic study than scientific.

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Response to I need to create a science. 2007-10-30 19:05:11 Reply

Vagology. It has a connection to Biology.

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Response to I need to create a science. 2007-10-30 19:26:01 Reply

At 10/30/07 07:05 PM, FlameMesial wrote: Vagology. It has a connection to Biology.

Gynachology, the study of vaginas.


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Response to I need to create a science. 2007-10-30 19:47:22 Reply

digidominology-the study of the requirement to excell at digital recreational activities.


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Response to I need to create a science. 2007-10-30 19:52:25 Reply

even if they would approve your sciences , who's going to teach it?!

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Response to I need to create a science. 2007-10-30 20:05:20 Reply

Masturbatology.

The study of masturbation.

Everyone would love it. I know i would!

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Response to I need to create a science. 2007-10-30 20:44:16 Reply

At 10/30/07 07:52 PM, malefic-puppy wrote: even if they would approve your sciences , who's going to teach it?!

Me.


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Response to I need to create a science. 2007-10-30 20:52:34 Reply

At 10/30/07 06:45 PM, Shadow-XII wrote: I want a doctorate in something but Im too lazy to work, study and write shit to be good at whatever people judge as a full spectrum in a scientific field.

SO. I'm taking the easy way out and creating my own science, and I need ideas.

Wouldn't it be a lot easier just to go to college? I'm sure all this would have to be approved and stuff.

Jeez, college isn't thathard!


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Response to I need to create a science. 2007-10-30 20:54:54 Reply

Aology

AWL-OH-GEE

The study of the letter A.

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Response to I need to create a science. 2007-11-04 15:46:30 Reply

At 10/30/07 07:26 PM, Shadow-XII wrote:
At 10/30/07 07:05 PM, FlameMesial wrote: Vagology. It has a connection to Biology.
Gynachology, the study of vaginas.

I'm quite sure Gynachology is the study of females.