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At 10/29/07 06:41 PM, MC25 wrote: I am the next generation of lefty...
I AM AMBIDEXTOUSTOUS!!!
I have the intelligence of a lefty, along with all of the skill and strength...
and all of the sence of humor and AMAZING POGO ACTION of a Righty!!!

In the new world we will have the Pigi, our awesome answer to the trash that is a, "Pogo"

At 10/29/07 06:46 PM, MC25 wrote:

and with three times as many spelling errors

3 times more likely and saying right handed people are more funny? get your facts straight

I support you there but maybe we could keep the babes in cage for..... you know...

You "leftys" creep me out.

At 10/29/07 06:25 PM, Dsmano wrote:

The only thing you righties can do that we can't is pogo stick and, seriously, WTF?

im a lefty and im pretty handy with a pogo stick thank you very much

At 10/29/07 06:25 PM, Dsmano wrote: We are smarter, stronger, we multi task better, and think of the plethora of good musical talent ranging from Jimi Hendrix to Mozart. The only thing you righties can do that we can't is pogo stick and, seriously, WTF?

I think that we should start selective breeding by dropping all right handed people in to a fiery pit of 4Chan memes! Thus creating a left handed utopia!

im with stupid

no seriously i am

i mean it

damn it

super fuck

dedede

ass hole

At 10/29/07 06:50 PM, rc-95 wrote: I support you there but maybe we could keep the babes in cage for..... you know...

Feeding?

Dispensing?

Bathing?

Talking?

Poem reading?

Story telling?

At 10/29/07 06:46 PM, MC25 wrote:

At 10/29/07 06:38 PM, unowned wrote: and i can type faster because wikipedia said so

and with three times as many spelling errors

Shuup. Yuor just jealus of our uniqueness.

Lefties are wierd people.

Wierdo.

At 10/29/07 07:12 PM, lazyyMitch wrote:

Shuup. Yuor just jealus of our uniqueness.

theres a difference between what can be read with e's and not

getting right handed people to do the proof reading gives me joy

Yeah,I'm a lefty too.But do we need to make a thread of this?Its just the hand we use to write with and stuff,not a big deal...

I'd just like to say that I'm ambidextrous.

At 10/29/07 07:15 PM, CruzAzul-19 wrote: Lefties are wierd people.

Wierdo.

*Weird

*Weirdo

So much for that MCU25 guy's hypothesis on how we make 3x as many typos errors as right handers do.

At 10/29/07 06:26 PM, saqwert wrote:

At 10/29/07 06:25 PM, Dsmano wrote: I think that we should start selective breeding by dropping all right handed people in to a fiery pit of 4Chan memes! Thus creating a left handed utopia!

there would be like 5 people in your "utopia"

MAKE THAT 6 :3

At 10/29/07 06:48 PM, unowned wrote:

At 10/29/07 06:46 PM, MC25 wrote:

and with three times as many spelling errors

3 times more likely and saying right handed people are more funny? get your facts straight

all that im saying is that he had made a ton of spelling errors in that particular post...

and that you people are robotic and lack the ability to comprehend a joke.
Your response proves my point.

OMG Your right, I cant do the Pogo Stick (Cries) But I play a mean Guitar, and am a great skate boarder (does that have anything to do with my left ness?) Lefties Rule NewGrounds!!!

At 10/29/07 06:25 PM, Dsmano wrote:

Thus creating a left handed utopia!

I'm left handed and I work alone

That's not cool. At all.

I'm left handed we have been ostracized from society for too long.

At 10/29/07 07:29 PM, MC25 wrote:

Your response proves my point.

noo

its just not funny, this is serious stuff also

Everyone knows that lefties are superion to righties. I mean honestly, the pogo stick will not help you in a samurai battle.

At 10/29/07 07:37 PM, Cericon wrote: Everyone knows that lefties are superion to righties. I mean honestly, the pogo stick will not help you in a samurai battle.

go ahead and try peeling potatoes with a right handed potato peeler - then cry all night in failure..I know all too well.

At 10/29/07 07:40 PM, JohnnyUtah wrote:

go ahead and try peeling potatoes with a right handed potato peeler - then cry all night in failure..I know all too well.

I find writing in a normal right handed notebook to be a challenge, as well as maybe smudges ink on your page and/or hand, it's hard to right close to the right side of the notebook.

I jack off with my left hand sometimes, but shhh told tell my right hand, she'll get angry and be cold next time she touches me.

fact, lefties used to get left hand chopped off in some culture!

Then, on behalf of all polar bears, they shall all join the club.

Seriously, apparently all polar bears are left-handed.

To commemmorate this grand approach, here's a polar bear holding Coca Cola in your honor.

lmao, picture is wrong too.

I'm a lefty.

we are also better at masterbation
Eh? what know ya bunch or rightys
alot of video game and movie charaters
Sonic,Mario,Cloud
I think Pico..Hank

At 10/29/07 07:31 PM, JohnnyUtah wrote:

At 10/29/07 06:25 PM, Dsmano wrote:

Thus creating a left handed utopia!

I'm left handed and I work alone

Wow..JohnnyUtah the awesome badass of tankman
is left handed..LEFTY KICK ASS

At 10/29/07 06:25 PM, Dsmano wrote: I think that we should start selective breeding by dropping all right handed people in to a fiery pit of 4Chan memes! Thus creating a left handed utopia!

We will relish in the darkness of 4chan and emerge with even more horrible memes to overthrow the tyranny of the lefties!