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Forum Topic: I talk like a ***in retard now.

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FootFetish24

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Posted at: 10/29/07 03:30 AM

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Holy shit. I want to off some one right now in the face to express my anger towards dental appliances.
Otherwise known as "dental gaypliances" haha... good one kevin. ANYWAYS back to the subject of the indiscriminate horror of this bionic terror.
I have worn this mutherfucker for 3 days now and I must say, I want to curb stomp my fucking dentist.
It basically expands the width of upper teeth line by applying- 5000000000000000000000000000000000000000 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000 0 to the power of 10000 joules of elastic energy pressing against my fragile teeth.
I dont mind the pain, NO PROBLEM. FF IS ALWAYS OK. But if I cant express my anger in speech. THEN THATS A FUCKING PROBLEM. I have a fucking speech impediment, you can compare me to either a drop out gangster selling weed on the corner or a autistic son of a bitch. Now thats not my only problem, NOOOOO. I CANT FUCKING EAT, not because of the pain because im a Man. but i cant fucking swallow (cum) because of this fucking gaypliance. Also food gets stuck in it, im not talking a little bit of spinach. Im talking about a fucking chicken nugget.
Also i have cold sores (because of herpes) in my mouth.
sorry just had to express MA ANGA


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BitchWeed

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Posted at: 10/29/07 03:33 AM

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You type like a fucking retard too, so I'm guessing you are one.


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Krum

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Posted at: 10/29/07 03:37 AM

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At 10/29/07 03:33 AM, BitchWeed wrote: You type like a fucking retard too, so I'm guessing you are one.

Oh now you dun got surved!

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FootFetish24

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Posted at: 10/29/07 03:39 AM

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At 10/29/07 03:33 AM, BitchWeed wrote: You type like a fucking retard too, so I'm guessing you are one.

Lol you just envy ma uber l337 typin skillz.

Also my tongue has cold sores too.

AND I CANT GO TO FUCKING SLEEP BECAUSE I AM EXCESSIVELY EJACULATING SALIVA AND CONSTANTLY having to swallow (cum) it.


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Grub-Xer0

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Posted at: 10/29/07 03:41 AM

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Jesus Christ you cant type either. Learn to use paragraph's man. That shit you typed hurt my eyes.


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BitchWeed

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Posted at: 10/29/07 03:43 AM

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At 10/29/07 03:37 AM, Krum wrote:
At 10/29/07 03:33 AM, BitchWeed wrote: You type like a fucking retard too, so I'm guessing you are one.
Oh now you dun got surved!

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I talk like a ***in retard now.


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azrag

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Posted at: 10/29/07 03:45 AM

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yeah braces sure can make it tough to suck a mans penis without him yelling because we all know thats why your pissed

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FootFetish24

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Posted at: 10/29/07 03:50 AM

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At 10/29/07 03:45 AM, azrag wrote: yeah braces sure can make it tough to suck a mans penis without him yelling because we all know thats why your pissed

actually yes. that is also a reason of which I mourn too.


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am-WEE

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Posted at: 10/29/07 05:11 AM

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hahaha
i laughed at the chicken nugget bit
hahaa mental pictures
sorry about the bad misfortunes


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