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Posted at: 10/29/07 12:16 AM
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unfortunately this guy is right and wrong first off deathgrip does kill your cock, secondtheres no such thing as over masturbation thats just stupidthird why the fuck would you want to stop something thats enjoyable for something that happens to one in 500 million men. your a stupid fuckhead
Posted at: 10/29/07 12:33 AM
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At 10/29/07 12:16 AM, whiteweirdo wrote: unfortunately this guy is right and wrong first off deathgrip does kill your cock, secondtheres no such thing as over masturbation thats just stupidthird why the fuck would you want to stop something thats enjoyable for something that happens to one in 500 million men. your a stupid fuckhead
well i feal pretty bad for that 1 in 500million'nth person!
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So THAT explains what happens to me.
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Posted at: 10/29/07 12:36 AM
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LIES!
Posted at: 11/4/07 01:41 PM
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even if it does wreck your dick, it helped me play faster on the violin. (cause of the rapid movement)
Posted at: 11/4/07 01:53 PM
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You'll go blind. End of story.
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Posted at: 11/4/07 01:59 PM
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Ok, i don't think that what the first post said is entirely as crucial as it sounded, maybe if you masturbate about 2-3 times a day everyday and wank fucking hard then those problems that quoted guy had may happen, but otherwise, guys, carry on those hand shandies. Did it say anything about blow jobs? Like "your penis falls off eventually"
Posted at: 8/27/08 08:37 PM
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Like it has been said before. Too much of anything is bad.
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Posted at: 8/27/08 08:41 PM
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At 10/28/07 11:19 PM, homor wrote: bullshit.
I Fucking agree
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Posted at: 8/27/08 08:42 PM
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At 10/28/07 11:17 PM, Hebacheba wrote: That means 90% of the guys on the BBS are screwed.
Trust me...everyone on the BBS is screwed
Posted at: 8/27/08 08:45 PM
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Man fuck that, I'll wank whenever I want.
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Posted at: 8/27/08 08:49 PM
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LMAO, nice point
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Posted at: 8/27/08 08:50 PM
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At 10/28/07 11:16 PM, swaenK wrote: I read an article recently in a newspaper that chronic masturbation destroys tissue, causes your penis to curve and ruins your ability to ejaculate.
Couldn't you just crack it into place?
Besides, if that was really true, 90% of teenagers would be screwed.
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Posted at: 8/31/08 06:55 PM
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Reading this is making my cock Sad.
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Posted at: 8/31/08 06:58 PM
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At 10/28/07 11:17 PM, Sanch wrote: Too much of anything is bad.
Exactly. People who jack it once a week or so are ok, but 3-4 times a day every day might cause some problems.
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At 10/28/07 11:32 PM, swaenK wrote: After I quit jerking off my sex dreams went up like 500%
I could live with that. XD
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Posted at: 8/31/08 07:00 PM
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Thanks for telling me now.
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Posted at: 8/31/08 07:03 PM
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At 8/31/08 06:55 PM, doody1 wrote: Reading this is making my cock Sad.
Mine too :(
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Posted at: 8/31/08 07:06 PM
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If you do it too much, you can rip your skin off.
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Posted at: 8/31/08 07:11 PM
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everyone does realize hes probaly lying in the newspaper why the fuck would this be in the newspaper im sure they have better things to write about also what studys do they have to back this up even if its true and masturbation doesn't destroy tissue thats like saying working out destroys muscle stimulating something doesnt cause tissue decrease
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Posted at: 8/31/08 07:40 PM
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Worth it.
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Posted at: 8/31/08 07:43 PM
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At 10/28/07 11:16 PM, swaenK wrote: I read an article recently in a newspaper
Its a jugs magazine isnt it?
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Posted at: 8/31/08 07:46 PM
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At 8/31/08 07:43 PM, Tiki-Dog wrote: At 10/28/07 11:16 PM, swaenK wrote: I read an article recently in a newspaperIts a jugs magazine isnt it?
Irrelevant, we all know that you do not have a dick. Whether or not it was a jugs magazine does not help your plight.
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Posted at: 8/31/08 08:07 PM
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dicks are supposed to be curved a bit.
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Posted at: 8/31/08 08:10 PM
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can i have the link to this so called article?
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Posted at: 8/31/08 08:12 PM
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I'm 15 and i've been masturbating since 11. Is it too late for me? Also, how much masturbation is appropriate?
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Posted at: 8/31/08 08:20 PM
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This reminds me of a joke: Dad:Son if you keep masturbating your gonna go blind Son:Dad im over here
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Posted at: 8/31/08 08:31 PM
masterbation is essential in the survival of the penis
a penis is like a plumbing pipe... you need to clean the gunk build up regurlarly :)
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This is the worst discovery ever.
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Posted at: 8/31/08 08:51 PM
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At 11/4/07 01:41 PM, nsc007 wrote: even if it does wreck your dick, it helped me play faster on the violin. (cause of the rapid movement)
lol thats hilarious
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