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I read an article recently in a newspaper that chronic masturbation destroys tissue, causes your penis to curve and ruins your ability to ejaculate. The main problem is having a death grip. There was a testimonial from a reader who testified to this, stating he can barely get it up anymore, and he's 24 or so. I use to gerk my jerkin a lot when i was younger and have recently quit masturbation all together. My cock has never been happier, and I will say that my grip became too strong and did do some damage in the growing years. Too much sex can be bad for yourself and your partner too... I also have experience with this... *twiddles his thumbs* anyways. I had another important topic to talk about but I can't remember it now. Too bad.

Too much of anything is bad.

Stop subscribing to sensationalist bullshit.

I like throwing that term around even if it doesn't apply. Fuck you.

That means 90% of the guys on the BBS are screwed.

bullshit.

At 10/28/07 11:17 PM, Hebacheba wrote: That means 90% of the guys on the BBS are screwed.

yup....

well over 90% of ALL men masturbate.

At 10/28/07 11:17 PM, Hebacheba wrote: That means 90% of the guys on the BBS are screwed.

99.99 actually

Cause girls do it too and 9 percent of BBS mems are girls

Shouldn't we already know this??

At 10/28/07 11:20 PM, GenericName54 wrote: What about humping the blankets?

YOu do blankets?

You got to try the pillows more realistic

At 10/28/07 11:20 PM, GenericName54 wrote: What about humping the blankets?

lol... actually it could be since blankets are softer than a hand.

I call ultimate bullshit on you.

Considering 80% of men masturbate, they are bound to find some fractures/diseases you can get.

But I never heard of this, meaning it isn't major. Since most men masturbate, the odds are low in getting this.

Yeah, this is bullshit. Jerking off doesn't keep you from getting off, just having too much sex. Like as much sex as a porn star. I think i'll be fine.

some poor soul in his young teens will stop masturbating after reading this thread

oh, and

many pages of posts incoming

My dick is still attached. Why stop something good just because some kid on NG had a cry.

awwww...... right after I fapped, too...
You guys shouldn't be talking about this kinda stuff in moments of wweakness...

As long as you don't pound the shit out him captain willy will always promptly pop up when he needs to preform his duty.

At 10/28/07 11:16 PM, swaenK wrote:

:experience with this... *twiddles his thumbs* anyways. I had another important topic to talk about but I can't remember it now. Too bad.

Awwww fuck! please tell me your lieing!

After I quit jerking off my sex dreams went up like 500& ^.^, which I cannot complain about.

it's having a death grip that causes damage. Think about it. 666 Grip. Mine became so strong I could strangle a rhino because it's better, and you don't think about it, you just do. Plus you come sooner when you are with a woman because you are trained to go fast, for your own enjoyment. Jerking off should be like practice. You want to hold off for as long as possible, makes for a better go. Yogi's recommend not even having an orgasm, holding it for days can give you a body shattering orgasm, more so when you have a partner. Just remember, burning and blood can't be blood can't be good.

At 10/28/07 11:16 PM, swaenK wrote: Masturbation kills your cock

I dont wana live anymore...

I am living proof this is not true, if it was I would have no cock left.

And now I have no problem getting it up for my fiancée.

At 10/28/07 11:35 PM, Chavic wrote: I am living proof this is not true, if it was I would have no cock left.

And now I have no problem getting it up for my fiancée.

thats a relife

Luckily I have a light touch.

You used to be cool, swaenK.

Masturbation actually clears out your urethra, which is actually a very good thing. but if you masturbate to much you'll get a thing called TMS which, if not handled correctly gives you retarded ejaculation. (thats the actual name not a joke)

At 10/28/07 11:32 PM, swaenK wrote: After I quit jerking off my sex dreams went up like 500& ^.^, which I cannot complain about.

You want to hold off for as long as possible, makes for a better go. Yogi's recommend not even having an orgasm, holding it for days can give you a body shattering orgasm, more so when you have a partner.

I agree, when I first started wanking I did it once a month, I had ground-splitting orgasms. I'm weaning myself off of it...

That's why you don't grasp it like your choking that woman you're raping.

hence is why I do it periodically.

wow how come evryones a dick expert all of a sudden?

At 10/28/07 11:56 PM, BetterThanYou372 wrote: wow how come evryones a dick expert all of a sudden?

We aren't 13?
We aren't 10?
We aren't your age(7)?

rofl
"what about blankets?"
"nah, try pillows - much better."

"if this is true, i don't wanna live anymore."

lmfao, you guys are the best <3