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Wondered what old minge taste like? 2007-10-28 21:03:27 Reply

I have discovered what I IMAGINE to be the closest tasting thing to an old woman's minge as possible. The Honeymoon Chinese restaurant/takeaway located in Tonbridge, Kent, England make the foulest Prawn Crackers ever, it didn't taste like I was eating prawn flavoring at all, more like decaying fish, which is how I think an old woman's "privates" would taste. So yeah if you're ever in this side of Kent and curious to how your sex life will be at 80 give The Honeymoon a call.

Vision aid needed, and please let it be noted that the bag was sweating at my touch.

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Response to Wondered what old minge taste like? 2007-10-28 21:09:27 Reply

The perspective of the sheet under the phone is making me feel queasy. I can't eat prawn crackers. :(


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Response to Wondered what old minge taste like? 2007-10-28 21:12:22 Reply

I'm kind of wondering why I was compelled to even click on this topic with a title like that.


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Response to Wondered what old minge taste like? 2007-10-28 21:41:05 Reply

well have a goodnight everyone...which will be hard thinking about what an old ladys gates taste like

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Response to Wondered what old minge taste like? 2007-10-28 21:44:17 Reply

At 10/28/07 09:41 PM, Krisddd wrote: well have a goodnight everyone...which will be hard thinking about what an old ladys gates taste like

...I have a mature fetish.


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Response to Wondered what old minge taste like? 2007-10-28 21:44:24 Reply

At 10/28/07 09:09 PM, ZeroAsALimit wrote: The perspective of the sheet under the phone is making me feel queasy. I can't eat prawn crackers. :(

A glimpse of my workplace. It sucks. I don't think I'll eat prawn crackers ever again ;_;

At 10/28/07 09:12 PM, Rideo wrote: I'm kind of wondering why I was compelled to even click on this topic with a title like that.

Because one day when you're 80, your wife of the same age may say "Lick me out" and I'm trying to warn you as to what it will likely be lik.

At 10/28/07 09:41 PM, Krisddd wrote: well have a goodnight everyone...which will be hard thinking about what an old ladys gates taste like

NOM NOM NOM


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Response to Wondered what old minge taste like? 2007-10-28 21:47:59 Reply

At 10/28/07 09:44 PM, Gagsy wrote: A glimpse of my workplace. It sucks. I don't think I'll eat prawn crackers ever again ;_;

I hope it doesn't put you off. I had a bad exprience with tomatoes once and I find them very hard to eat now.


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Response to Wondered what old minge taste like? 2007-10-28 21:50:10 Reply

At 10/28/07 09:47 PM, ZeroAsALimit wrote:
I hope it doesn't put you off. I had a bad exprience with tomatoes once and I find them very hard to eat now.

Most likely will, I can't eat Marshmallows they make me feel sick, and that goes back to when I was about 7 and my brother nearly choked me with some.. not properly of course..


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Response to Wondered what old minge taste like? 2007-10-28 21:51:26 Reply

At 10/28/07 09:50 PM, Gagsy wrote: Most likely will, I can't eat Marshmallows they make me feel sick, and that goes back to when I was about 7 and my brother nearly choked me with some.. not properly of course..

That sounds a bit more traumatic than bad food though. Of course, I have no idea how bad this food is. :S


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Response to Wondered what old minge taste like? 2007-10-28 21:57:35 Reply

At 10/28/07 09:51 PM, ZeroAsALimit wrote:
That sounds a bit more traumatic than bad food though. Of course, I have no idea how bad this food is. :S

I don't think about that if I eat a marshmallow though =s I just feel ill nearly straight away after biting one, maybe I just don't like the taste anyway. What prawn crackers?! They're fucking awesome, usually! X_X


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Response to Wondered what old minge taste like? 2007-10-28 22:00:00 Reply

So... did you liked it?


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Response to Wondered what old minge taste like? 2007-10-28 22:02:16 Reply

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Response to Wondered what old minge taste like? 2007-10-28 22:02:49 Reply

At 10/28/07 09:57 PM, Gagsy wrote: I don't think about that if I eat a marshmallow though =s I just feel ill nearly straight away after biting one, maybe I just don't like the taste anyway.

Most likely your brain has associated mashmallows with choking. It is a subconcious thing, possibly irreversible in this case.

What prawn crackers?! They're fucking awesome, usually! X_X

No, I mean I have never tried that bag of them. As a Vegitarian I don't eat them anyway. I recall they tasted great.


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Response to Wondered what old minge taste like? 2007-10-28 22:15:24 Reply

At 10/28/07 10:00 PM, YoungAndWise wrote: So... did you liked it?

Not one bit. Hence the uneatten bag of what should of been lovely prawn crackers.

At 10/28/07 10:02 PM, ZeroAsALimit wrote:
Most likely your brain has associated mashmallows with choking. It is a subconcious thing, possibly irreversible in this case.

I find that quite strange really, when I was younger I choked on a piece of lamb meat yet I could eat it fine afterwards and one time I came quite close to drowning, but I just love the water still =3

No, I mean I have never tried that bag of them. As a Vegitarian I don't eat them anyway. I recall they tasted great.

Well this is why I'm giving everyone the number of the takeaway place! Try them! >=[ Yes, yes they did taste great.


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Response to Wondered what old minge taste like? 2007-10-28 22:16:57 Reply

At 10/28/07 10:15 PM, Gagsy wrote:
At 10/28/07 10:00 PM, YoungAndWise wrote: So... did you liked it?
Not one bit. Hence the uneatten bag of what should of been lovely prawn crackers.

I know, I was joking =)

I would have probably thrown up, knowing how much of a weak stomach I have.


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Response to Wondered what old minge taste like? 2007-10-28 22:22:53 Reply

At 10/28/07 10:15 PM, Gagsy wrote: I find that quite strange really, when I was younger I choked on a piece of lamb meat yet I could eat it fine afterwards and one time I came quite close to drowning, but I just love the water still =3

It is possible that at those young ages your brain would not process the danger of the situations. The water especially, you can naturally swim, people really shouldn't drown.

Well this is why I'm giving everyone the number of the takeaway place! Try them! >=[ Yes, yes they did taste great.

The delivery charge would be a fortune! Plus, I can't eat prawn crackers. :(


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