I was recently watching a documentary (on the now-deceased tv-links) about Abigail and Brittany Hensel, two American siamese twins, who were 16 when they were being filmed for my entertainment. They briefly talked about their desire for a child, and acknowledged that it would all be a bit complicated, especially since they'll want two guys probably.
Abigail and Brittany are not, unfortunately, 10 out of 10 on the attractiveness scales, but they're not ugly, and it wasn't long before I was thinking about putting my cock between both their heads and having them both give me oral pleasure, or maybe one sucking my dick and one sucking my cock. Needless to say, I decided that that was pretty hot, and if I ever get the chance to get a blowjob off both of them then I will seize the opportunity. I can't see how any heterosexual male could not think two conjoined twins sucking him off was the stuff dreams are made of.
I discussed this with my friends over a meal, and no-one would said anything definitely positive, and a few people said that it was just too weird and they could never do it. The more I think about it, though, the sexier (and more perverse) the idea of Siamese Twins seems, if they're joined like Abigail and Brittany, two heads and one vagina.
I would obviously prefer the twins to be amazingly good looking, of course. 2 10-out-of-10 twins is surely an unfathomable 20-out-of-10.
Here is a picture of these two famous girls, but for this hypothetical scenario, slam some nicer faces on.
so what about you sex-starved little scamps