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Sex with Siamese Twins Oct. 28th, 2007 @ 07:25 PM Reply

I was recently watching a documentary (on the now-deceased tv-links) about Abigail and Brittany Hensel, two American siamese twins, who were 16 when they were being filmed for my entertainment. They briefly talked about their desire for a child, and acknowledged that it would all be a bit complicated, especially since they'll want two guys probably.

Abigail and Brittany are not, unfortunately, 10 out of 10 on the attractiveness scales, but they're not ugly, and it wasn't long before I was thinking about putting my cock between both their heads and having them both give me oral pleasure, or maybe one sucking my dick and one sucking my cock. Needless to say, I decided that that was pretty hot, and if I ever get the chance to get a blowjob off both of them then I will seize the opportunity. I can't see how any heterosexual male could not think two conjoined twins sucking him off was the stuff dreams are made of.

I discussed this with my friends over a meal, and no-one would said anything definitely positive, and a few people said that it was just too weird and they could never do it. The more I think about it, though, the sexier (and more perverse) the idea of Siamese Twins seems, if they're joined like Abigail and Brittany, two heads and one vagina.

I would obviously prefer the twins to be amazingly good looking, of course. 2 10-out-of-10 twins is surely an unfathomable 20-out-of-10.

Here is a picture of these two famous girls, but for this hypothetical scenario, slam some nicer faces on.

so what about you sex-starved little scamps

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Response to Sex with Siamese Twins Oct. 28th, 2007 @ 07:27 PM Reply

At 10/28/07 07:25 PM, Earfetish wrote: having them both give me oral pleasure, or maybe one sucking my dick and one sucking my cock.

One sucking my dick and the other one sucking my balls, I mean.

IMAGINE.

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Response to Sex with Siamese Twins Oct. 28th, 2007 @ 07:27 PM Reply

If they wanted two guys, wouldn't they be a little bit whorish? There is only once vagina.


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Response to Sex with Siamese Twins Oct. 28th, 2007 @ 07:29 PM Reply

The though ain't bad but they're fugly


Too true:
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Response to Sex with Siamese Twins Oct. 28th, 2007 @ 07:30 PM Reply

At 10/28/07 07:27 PM, Bomshaw wrote: If they wanted two guys, wouldn't they be a little bit whorish? There is only once vagina.

Well no, they have two brains. The guys would have to be understanding, but I don't think 'whorish' is the word at all.

Imagine your one cock making two girls moan. Twins, too.

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Response to Sex with Siamese Twins Oct. 28th, 2007 @ 07:32 PM Reply

I don't find them to be attractive. :S
Anyway, I couldn't have sex with siamese twins, I would be technically making love to two people, which is against my beliefs.

On a lighter note: if she fingers herself, is it incest? =D


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Response to Sex with Siamese Twins Oct. 28th, 2007 @ 07:33 PM Reply

yea, but it'd be kinda weird......

wouldn't it??

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Response to Sex with Siamese Twins Oct. 28th, 2007 @ 07:34 PM Reply

At 10/28/07 07:32 PM, ZeroAsALimit wrote: I don't find them to be attractive. :S
Anyway, I couldn't have sex with siamese twins, I would be technically making love to two people, which is against my beliefs.

On a lighter note: if she fingers herself, is it incest? =D

Well, even broader, who gets the pleasure? Do both of them feel it?


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Response to Sex with Siamese Twins Oct. 28th, 2007 @ 07:34 PM Reply

Is it considered a 3some?


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Response to Sex with Siamese Twins Oct. 28th, 2007 @ 07:35 PM Reply

At 10/28/07 07:32 PM, ZeroAsALimit wrote: I don't find them to be attractive. :S

I did make them out to be more attractive than they are. They're not THAT ugly. I've kissed uglier girls (drunk).

On a lighter note: if she fingers herself, is it incest? =D

It must be weird. I have countless masturbation-related questions that I'd ask them if I ever got the chance. While they're sucking my cock and balls. Don't speak with your mouths full, girls.

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Response to Sex with Siamese Twins Oct. 28th, 2007 @ 07:36 PM Reply

If ther is only one set of downstairs stuff how would they ever know who was the mother of the kids?


I have nothing against people who can use pot and lead a productive life. It's these sanctimonius hippies that make me wish I was a riot cop in the 60's

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Response to Sex with Siamese Twins Oct. 28th, 2007 @ 07:36 PM Reply

Thats disgusting. I could never do that with a two headed MONSTER.


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Response to Sex with Siamese Twins Oct. 28th, 2007 @ 07:36 PM Reply

At 10/28/07 07:35 PM, Earfetish wrote: I did make them out to be more attractive than they are. They're not THAT ugly. I've kissed uglier girls (drunk).

I've not. Although I've only kissed about 5 girls.

It must be weird. I have countless masturbation-related questions that I'd ask them if I ever got the chance. While they're sucking my cock and balls. Don't speak with your mouths full, girls.

Well if you just did the one, the other could explain to you. Imagine: double the nagging. :S


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Response to Sex with Siamese Twins Oct. 28th, 2007 @ 07:38 PM Reply

What if one wants anal and the other doesnt. lololoolol.


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Response to Sex with Siamese Twins Oct. 28th, 2007 @ 07:38 PM Reply

Mmm... yeah..


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Response to Sex with Siamese Twins Oct. 28th, 2007 @ 07:39 PM Reply

I will take care of them.


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Response to Sex with Siamese Twins Oct. 28th, 2007 @ 07:41 PM Reply

At 10/28/07 07:36 PM, ZeroAsALimit wrote: Well if you just did the one, the other could explain to you. Imagine: double the nagging. :S

Yeah, one of the big reasons why I think mormonism is crazy.


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Response to Sex with Siamese Twins Oct. 28th, 2007 @ 07:47 PM Reply

If one consents, but the other doesn't: is it rape?


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Response to Sex with Siamese Twins Oct. 28th, 2007 @ 07:48 PM Reply

Holy shit! They have the same last name as me!! Wow...


PSI ROCKIN GO

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Response to Sex with Siamese Twins Oct. 28th, 2007 @ 07:49 PM Reply

Ummmmmmm. Ew.

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Response to Sex with Siamese Twins Oct. 28th, 2007 @ 07:51 PM Reply

Damn, that's creepy.


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Response to Sex with Siamese Twins Oct. 28th, 2007 @ 07:52 PM Reply

Earfetish, when I first saw that documentary I was thinking the exact same thing...

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Response to Sex with Siamese Twins Oct. 28th, 2007 @ 07:53 PM Reply

Her(their) left shoulder looks like a knee!


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Response to Sex with Siamese Twins Oct. 28th, 2007 @ 07:56 PM Reply

They look nicer in video format than on any pictures I can find.

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Response to Sex with Siamese Twins Oct. 28th, 2007 @ 07:59 PM Reply

At 10/28/07 07:27 PM, Earfetish wrote:
At 10/28/07 07:25 PM, Earfetish wrote: having them both give me oral pleasure, or maybe one sucking my dick and one sucking my cock.
One sucking my dick and the other one sucking my balls, I mean.

I was gonna ask about that. And if you didn't post that, I was gonna say " Siamese cocks for siamese twins, sound fair!"

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Response to Sex with Siamese Twins Oct. 28th, 2007 @ 07:59 PM Reply

The right head is way more attractive than the left head.

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Response to Sex with Siamese Twins Oct. 28th, 2007 @ 07:59 PM Reply

Hmm, i dunno, it would be kind of weird...but i wouldn't matter when your slammin' em from behind.

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Response to Sex with Siamese Twins Oct. 28th, 2007 @ 08:00 PM Reply

At 10/28/07 07:56 PM, Earfetish wrote: They look nicer in video format than on any pictures I can find.

Yeah, they do. I wonder the amount of problems it can cause: like if they have arguments it must be really akwards, because one can't leave the room. I doubt they ever hit each other. What if one wants one CD on and another wants another on. How do they decide what to do on a day to day basis? Do they have the same friends?


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Response to Sex with Siamese Twins Oct. 28th, 2007 @ 08:02 PM Reply

At 10/28/07 07:25 PM, Earfetish wrote: one sucking my dick and one sucking my cock.

Wait you have two? What's the difference between them?


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Response to Sex with Siamese Twins Oct. 28th, 2007 @ 08:02 PM Reply

The thing is that if they did each have their own boyfriend the guys would have to be very understanding about the anitomical details. I don't want to be gross about this but if there is only one then, well you get what I'm saying.


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