Captain Spaulding is here!
After all the fuck-ups, I've finally finished. I'm fairly happy with the end product. I'll post it tomorrow, meanwhile, here's a photo of it, along with a painting of the same character I did in Photoshop, and a screen shot of the character in "Devil's Rejects".
In case you're wondering, the beard is made of brown string that I broke up, and it's stuck on with a very strong glue called "Liquid Nails". I decided to skip out on the gloss.