Spiders in my toilet

[BuddhaGeo]

And sweet jesus, I am scared of those little, crawling, nasty creatures.
One of them even crawled out of the toilet. OUT OF THE FUC**** TOILET.
It scared the shit out of me, and NOW I'M AFRAID TO PUT MY ASS DOWN ON THE TOILET SEAT.
I've become so bloody arachnophobic right now. How would I overcome this fear?
Or most importantly, will the spiders disappear in winter?

[Cyberdevil]

You need to overcome your furry fears. Buy a pet tarantella or something. :)

[d3stroytoy]

pesticide...it will kill the spider...or u can fire your laza!

[hijackreaper]

just shit on them when they come up.

that'll show em.

[I-wont-tell]

don't be a pussy. That will help.

[749-Pi]

Flush. That'll help.

[Cyberdevil]

Btw, an even better way to get rid of yer agorophobia, eat it. Spiders are actually very nutricious . . . unless their poisonous of course. :P

[mastermalpass]

At 10/26/07 02:17 PM, BuddhaGeo wrote: I've become so bloody arachnophobic right now. How would I overcome this fear?

Just handle tiny spiders and slowly move on to handling bigger ones. I'm ok with the really massive long-legged house spiders... As long as they make no sudden moves near me.

[BuddhaGeo]

At 10/26/07 02:21 PM, 749-Pi wrote: Flush. That'll help.

I looked behind the toilet, and they've got a whole set of webs there, and I've spotted a minimum of 5 spiders, all different by appearance.
Jesus, I'm so afraid to go into that toilet right now.
The feeling that some spider can crawl onto my ass whilst I'm shitting is just horrible. I can't bare it.

[SlayThePirate]

hahaha, "Spiders on my motherfucking ass"

[JayMyers]

lol.........have you read the book IT.........ye well after you read that youll be scared of going to the toilet lol

[lil-bunny40]

At 10/26/07 02:22 PM, Cyberdevil wrote: Btw, an even better way to get rid of yer agorophobia, eat it. Spiders are actually very nutricious . . . unless their poisonous of course. :P

ARACHNOPHOBIA, bitch, ARACHNOPHOBIA. xD agorophobia is a fear of wide open spaces...

Unless you ask Pilz-e, in which case it's a fear of people named Gore. e.g.; Al Gore.

[BuddhaGeo]

At 10/26/07 02:20 PM, I-wont-tell wrote: don't be a pussy. That will help.

You should be a therapist.

[simon]

At 10/26/07 02:22 PM, Cyberdevil wrote: Btw, an even better way to get rid of yer agorophobia, eat it. Spiders are actually very nutricious . . . unless their poisonous of course. :P

What's a tarantella, and what's agorophobia? Boy you make no sense at all!

[BuddhaGeo]

At 10/26/07 02:51 PM, Simon wrote:

At 10/26/07 02:22 PM, Cyberdevil wrote: Btw, an even better way to get rid of yer agorophobia, eat it. Spiders are actually very nutricious . . . unless their poisonous of course. :P

What's a tarantella

Probably a new species that he has discovered.

[iateamexican]

At 10/26/07 02:17 PM, BuddhaGeo wrote: Or most importantly, will the spiders disappear in winter?

God no, toilet spiders thrive in cold conditions!

[r1XX0r]

At 10/26/07 02:19 PM, d3stroytoy wrote: pesticide...it will kill the spider...or u can fire your laza!

*sigh*

Look, I know you just signed up yesterday, but could you at least TRY not to post like a n00b?

[BuddhaGeo]

At 10/26/07 02:59 PM, iateamexican wrote:

At 10/26/07 02:17 PM, BuddhaGeo wrote: Or most importantly, will the spiders disappear in winter?

God no, toilet spiders thrive in cold conditions!

Please tell me you're joking.

[Idiot-Finder]

You're in a better shape than I am since I've been arachnophobic for as long as I can remember, but then again I'm terrified of 99% of anything that has more than 4 legs and can crawl or flies.

[PlatinumWarrior]

At 10/26/07 02:59 PM, iateamexican wrote:

At 10/26/07 02:17 PM, BuddhaGeo wrote: Or most importantly, will the spiders disappear in winter?

God no, toilet spiders thrive in cold conditions!

No, you're confused with the crawl-into-your-mouth-while-you're-sleep ing spider.

[Cyberdevil]

At 10/26/07 02:51 PM, Simon wrote:

At 10/26/07 02:22 PM, Cyberdevil wrote: Btw, an even better way to get rid of yer agorophobia, eat it. Spiders are actually very nutricious . . . unless their poisonous of course. :P

What's a tarantella, and what's agorophobia? Boy you make no sense at all!

yeahyeah, I meant arachnophobia, and tarantula.

[Wooblers]

call ex-ter-mi-nat-or

[SuperShad]

Piss on them.That'll sow em' whose boss.

[mastermalpass]

At 10/26/07 03:03 PM, PlatinumWarrior wrote:

At 10/26/07 02:59 PM, iateamexican wrote:

At 10/26/07 02:17 PM, BuddhaGeo wrote: Or most importantly, will the spiders disappear in winter?

God no, toilet spiders thrive in cold conditions!

No, you're confused with the crawl-into-your-mouth-while-you're-sleep ing spider.

Well, spiders do drink from humans lips... which are rather warm. I don't think they'd go in though, it's a bit of a risk.

[iateamexican]

At 10/26/07 03:44 PM, mastermalpass wrote: Well, spiders do drink from humans lips... which are rather warm. I don't think they'd go in though, it's a bit of a risk.

Apparently, we all eat around 8 spiders in our lives.

Not to mention the eggs they lay in your gums D:

[Robojester]

Piss on the fuckers, or give em a nice dutch cake. :)