Aweful McDonalds commercial

[AntiTanner]

Song gets stuck in head....who the hell eats Big Macs on the way to 'the club'?

[AngryArab]

i cant stand how commericals try to portray something. i like to put them on mute an watch how retarded they look

[ShitOnAStick]

What commercial might this be..And is that how you spell awful, really? Or am I that tired or really in need of my nicotine right now? Im sure im right though. Cause..I always am..because I'm a woman.

[AngryArab]

At 8/3/03 02:00 AM, mister_pink_is_mod wrote:

I suggest Phil Margera lock his bedroom door too.

hahaha, bam mergarea lives all of 15 minutes away from me/banana_lock and wadezilla

[TomFlump]

http://www.newgrounds.com/bbs/topic.php?id=78820

i said it there, and ill say it here again.
play by play of the worst commercial ever:

*commercial starts with pirate ship in the ocean*
*we then hear the pirates chanting the big mac rap*
"two all beef patties special sauce lettuce cheese pickles onions on a sesame seed bun"
*then it breaks out into instrumental sequence, while showing scenes from pirates of the carribean, and images of the big mac*
and then for the worst part
*some idiot announcer guy says the worst slogan ever: "hurry in to mcdonalds before the pirates eat them all! (referring to the big macs)"*
*camera cuts back to the pirate ship in the ocean*
*then you hear some pirate yelling from the boat, "were almost there!"*
worst. commercial. ever. i felt bad for pirates of the carribean, their image being associated with such a horrible commerical.

that "big mac rap" is also used in atleast three other commercials. theyre trying to appeal to a rebellious teenage demographic and its annoying as hell.

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At 8/3/03 01:59 AM, ShitOnAStick wrote: What commercial might this be..And is that how you spell awful, really? Or am I that tired or really in need of my nicotine right now? Im sure im right though. Cause..I always am..because I'm a woman.

it is awe-full meaning full of awe. meaning tanner liked it.

and i think there is more poor commercials ahead, with justin timberlake and all.

[AntiTanner]

At 8/3/03 01:59 AM, ShitOnAStick wrote: What commercial might this be..And is that how you spell awful, really?

Its like full of awe, so it would be aweful. Wait. Maybe there are two Ls. Awefull. But you are really wrong, but if you are somehow right, then you can spank me. Either way i WIN AGAIN.

Anyways, McDonalds has some like hip-hop commercial where people in the ghetto are outside eating big macs, then driving around in their SUVs in clubwear.

Oh i almost forgot, that Cherrios commercial gets in my head too. The one with the kid saying "we gotta get some cholesteral off of you" like a retard. In real life my door would be LOCKED. There would be no kid shoving cherrios in my face.

I suggest Phil Margera lock his bedroom door too.

[FIGMENTUM]

At 8/3/03 01:59 AM, ShitOnAStick wrote: And is that how you spell awful, really?

Haha yeah, some people might think he is full of awe in respect to this ad.

Bah, Maccas ads are always pitiful. They need humour and/or violence.

[thisisasignin]

fuck mcdonalds and their over-ethnic-trendy targeting
BK beat them to it and they should have left it at that

sad thing is that I knew the bigmac ingredient song before this stupid commercial

[Ozcar]

Maybe mmmm.... Nemox... He works in McDonadls...

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At 8/3/03 02:01 AM, FrankTheTank wrote: that "big mac rap" is also used in atleast three other commercials. theyre trying to appeal to a rebellious teenage demographic and its annoying as hell.

that song is very old, the only thing new is the way they sing it, with the rap and all.

[ShitOnAStick]

At 8/3/03 02:02 AM, mister_pink_is_mod wrote:

At 8/3/03 01:59 AM, ShitOnAStick wrote: What commercial might this be..And is that how you spell awful, really?

Its like full of awe, so it would be aweful. Wait. Maybe there are two Ls. Awefull. But you are really wrong, but if you are somehow right, then you can spank me. Either way i WIN AGAIN.

i just got my ass owned with the awe FULL thing..My god. DID EVERYONE have to correct me..i thought he meant awful as in BAD. :(. I'll hide in my corner now. And no spanking until I am atleast 18. Cause then I'd be legal in canada. Yay for legalness. :D

[LipsOfLaura]

You mean the one where the "ghetto" guys are singing rap like "ain't no nothin' like a Big Mac" or something like that while eating one? Haha McDonald's is trying to be all cool and all that. They should have Uncle Ronald rapping instead of those guys.

Anyone seen the Total cereal commercials? They always have like 40 bowls of kelloggs and 20 bowls of cheerios and 10 bowls of something to equal to 1 bowl of total brand?

[AntiTanner]

At 8/3/03 02:07 AM, ShitOnAStick wrote: And no spanking until I am atleast 18. Cause then I'd be legal in canada. Yay for legalness. :D

Meh, spanking isnt actually sex, but im sure its "lewd conduct" or something enforced by THE MAN to keep us pee-ons from having fun. I think the age is 17 in NY (with parental consent).

Just so everyone knows, i hate the commecial. Its awesome.

[RedMage]

RAAAAAAAAAGGHH! Burn McDonald's to the ground! Scatter the ashes to all the thousand hells! Tear the skin from that evil clown Ronald! Join me in my quest of destroying this hideous desecration of the world! Let the evil empire fall! I have been in the belly of this beast, and I know its secrets! THE STREETS WILL RUN RED WITH THE BLOOD OF ITS FOLLOWERS!!!!!! DIIIEEEEEEE!!!!!

[ShitOnAStick]

At 8/3/03 02:09 AM, mister_pink_is_mod wrote:

Meh, spanking isnt actually sex

Ya..Like spanking wouldn't lead to anything else eh? ;)

[LipsOfLaura]

At 8/3/03 02:09 AM, Red_Mage wrote: RAAAAAAAAAGGHH! Burn McDonald's to the ground! Scatter the ashes to all the thousand hells! Tear the skin from that evil clown Ronald! Join me in my quest of destroying this hideous desecration of the world! Let the evil empire fall! I have been in the belly of this beast, and I know its secrets! THE STREETS WILL RUN RED WITH THE BLOOD OF ITS FOLLOWERS!!!!!! DIIIEEEEEEE!!!!!

And upon completion of the destruction of the evil empire known as McDonald's we will celebrate by eating Big Macs for eternity, because there ain't no nothin' like a Big Mac.

[AntiTanner]

At 8/3/03 02:16 AM, ShitOnAStick wrote: Ya..Like spanking wouldn't lead to anything else eh? ;)

Well i'm sure McDonalds would like us to think it leads to Big Macs.

See how i brought that Full Circle. Thats just inborn. You cant teach that.

But yea, you got a few years to practice the ol' S&M, then we'll get this all sorted out, k?

[ShitOnAStick]

At 8/3/03 02:23 AM, mister_pink_is_mod wrote:

But yea, you got a few years to practice the ol' S&M, then we'll get this all sorted out, k?

it's a date.

[Jordanog]

I would think Hamburglar, what with all his successful operations, would have driven the empire into the ground due to the huge decline in profits. If they stick Timberlake in the commercials, I'm just gonna take out the corporation myself.

[Bevin]

Well i'm sure McDonalds would like us to think it leads to Big Macs.

It does! Look what it did for me!

And about eating at Mickey D's before da club... You must be crazy! I don't eat anything before I go clubbin'. I have to make sure to have plenty of room for alcohol. hahaha

[allpro]

At 8/3/03 01:55 AM, mister_pink_is_mod wrote: Song gets stuck in head....who the hell eats Big Macs on the way to 'the club'?

::hasnt watched alot of tv so has no idea about spesifics::

i really hate all mcdoanlds commerciasl and ronald mc fucking doland and mcdonalds and ther crappy ulcer inducing food

not tometion it makes people fat who are too stupid to reslies greesy overpiced meat in a bun is bad for you...

[Bevin]

Guess it would help if I posted the picture of Big Macs.

[Spike-J-Wolfwood]

That Pirates commercial is the worst. McDonalds is using Cursed rotting corpses to sell food.

[Big-Boss-Man]

McDonalds sucks! Just search the internet! >:(

I heard that McDonalds makes their hamburgers out of dead people.

[SuperDragon]

At 8/3/03 02:01 AM, FrankTheTank wrote: that "big mac rap" is also used in atleast three other commercials. theyre trying to appeal to a rebellious teenage demographic and its annoying as hell.

excuse me, i think i'm going throw up. I'll b r8 back...

[RoweNuts]

I wonder if the employees at McDonalds need to know the rap? I'm going to go there right now and demand that they sing it for me.

[SuperDragon]

At 8/3/03 09:21 AM, RoweNuts wrote: I wonder if the employees at McDonalds need to know the rap? I'm going to go there right now and demand that they sing it for me.

actually i rather be kissed by the chef =P

[NemoX]

At 8/3/03 09:21 AM, RoweNuts wrote: I wonder if the employees at McDonalds need to know the rap? I'm going to go there right now and demand that they sing it for me.

no we don't, in fact, some of us have lifes and neverbother to stop and watch TV to see what new stupid comercial they came out with, and they keep getting worse every day.