I got mugged by a bunch of Year 3's

[Kyothine]

Sorry, I had to say Year 3 otherwise the title wouldn't fit.

Anyways, here's the story, because Newgrounds cares about everything that goes on with my life.

I was getting on the late bus with my little sister, who is 6. Everything was doing fine until I tried to get on. I stepped on when a boy, the leader, stops me. He says to me he says, "Hey Bub! Get to the end of the line! Elementary schoolers have first rights!"

So then, I try to explain to him in a calm manner, "look kid, I need to get on with my little sister."

"Don't you give me any of that shit!" He says. Kids say the darndest things.

I try to get on the bus and he pushes me off. I try to call the bus monitors, who were stationed some 10 yards away, but they couldn't, or wouldn't, hear me. Now three more little midgets come up. They spit on me, but I just wipe it off. I stand up and before I even know it they ambush me from behind. The only good part was that around this time my sister got on.

So I am getting angry and I punch one in the nose. He falls down bleeding. They all run to see if he's okay and they start swearing at me. I know that I won though, because they left afterwards.

The bad part? I missed the bus, so I had to wait till 7:00 PM to get on. To top it off, I got sent to the Principal's office and got suspended for three days. And the mother of the leader is considering pressing charges.

...Shieeet.

[Gergaloth]

Dont let the authoritied get you down, you did the right thing.

[Kyothine]

At 10/25/07 10:31 PM, Gergaloth wrote: Dont let the authoritied get you down, you did the right thing.

lolz. They got what they deserved.

[Feechy]

Nest time, bring a bat. Those midgets are strong in numbers!

[Absolutelynothing]

Yet somehow, I feel sympathetic for you.

[NickDaPwner]

Punch him few more times, charges allready pressed anyway

[Orange-Silver]

That was the best thing I've ever heard all day.

not the suspension part though 0.o

[Eggys]

I had a bad day today, too.

[devil003]

Good story, yet I see no-one getting mugged.

[silentsouless]

At 10/25/07 10:29 PM, Kyothine wrote: Sorry, I had to say Year 3 otherwise the title wouldn't fit.

Anyways, here's the story, because Newgrounds cares about everything that goes on with my life.

I was getting on the late bus with my little sister, who is 6. Everything was doing fine until I tried to g

Say, look, it's not MY fault that those condoms didn't work; sue them!

[Duh-Boss]

Hey man, you know the Golden Rule: When in doubt, punch the little kid in the nose!

[killaforreala]

You should haved kicked them or at least try to toss them!

[Kyothine]

At 10/25/07 10:33 PM, devil003 wrote: Good story, yet I see no-one getting mugged.

Well mugged sounds cooler, plus I was running out of characters to put in the title. And 'got pwned' wouldn't make sense since I still broke the leader's (not sure if he's the leader, but he was the first I saw) nose.

[peanutfoot932]

Thankfully, that's never happened to me.

[Kyothine]

Oh, and BTW, those kids were on the bus home with me. It was a living hell. ;_;

fourth post, I won't be able to reply until half an hour, so cya for now.

[A8TG]

At 10/25/07 10:38 PM, Kyothine wrote: Oh, and BTW, those kids were on the bus home with me. It was a living hell. ;_;

fourth post, I won't be able to reply until half an hour, so cya for now.

That's why you should punch each and every one of them. Let's see them act like tough shits now, but the problem is then you'd seem like an idiot picking on 3rd graders.

[Porkey]

Something like that happened to me once, when I was in grade 6. The kid was blocking the door so I picked him up by the neck and moved him, and said, "look at me! I'm bigger than you, and I will easily kill you and your friends, now back off." There were four, one dressed in red, one in green, one in yellow, one in blue. After I got on the one in green punched me, I said to him "Oh yeah? so that's how you want it?" I opened his window and pushed him out and called him an A Hole. Then when I turned around... the yellow one had found THE LOOSE AXE ON THE BUS, the driver was inside the school so when she tried to hit me, I grabbed it, and hit one of them on the head with the flat part of the head, then I noticed the one in red was punching my back, I turned around and punched him on the head, the blue one just hid in the back begging for mercy after he got the axe I dropped and tried to throw it at me, I hit him on the head too, I put them at the back of the bus and said "There, I hope you four will be quiet now." and then I put on my green day songs.

So big deal, I hit for kids who remind me of... I can't remember what but it came from a show that if I heard it's name I would have nightmares... It's no big deal that I hit 3 boys and one girl in yellow on the head.

Sorry if I made something that don't make sense for I am so tired I actually fell asleep as I typed "So big deal". So I dono what I'm doing when I is woke up.

[namanert]

Ahahaha, 3rd graders suck. And they have tender noses.

[A8TG]

At 10/25/07 10:51 PM, Porkey wrote: and then I put on my green day songs.

DONE.

[Cpl-Sylux]

dont be calm with them. be agressive and dont take their shit. if someone tried that on me, id shove the whole bus up their ass

[Porkey]

Now why would four little kids dress like that?

[A8TG]

At 10/25/07 10:57 PM, Porkey wrote: Now why would four little kids dress like that?

Because you made up the story?

[Absolutelynothing]

At 10/25/07 10:57 PM, Porkey wrote: Now why would four little kids dress like that?

THEY ARE THE POWER RANGERS!!!
Okay, well if kids did that to me, I'd scream at them until they ran away with their pants all wet.

[Porkey]

At 10/25/07 10:56 PM, Cpl-Sylux wrote: dont be calm with them. be agressive and dont take their shit. if someone tried that on me, id shove the whole bus up their ass

BAD idea, no, VERY VERY BAD IDEA! You shove the universe up their ass! then see how smart they aresz!

[Porkey]

At 10/25/07 10:58 PM, Absolutelynothing wrote:

At 10/25/07 10:57 PM, Porkey wrote: Now why would four little kids dress like that?

THEY ARE THE POWER RANGERS!!!
Okay, well if kids did that to me, I'd scream at them until they ran away with their pants all wet.

No they were not... In the show theres only a red... A green.... And a blue... AAARRRGH! MY BRAIN HURTS! I REMEMBERED WHAT SHOW IT WAS! I AM GOING TO HAVE HORRIDIBLES KNIGHTMARES!

[Gamepr020]

try explaning the situation to the mom and

A. she might not press charges
B. she says ur a liar and press charges
C. depending on the situation and she sorry for everything about her messed up son she can either
A. let u fuk her to make a good son
B. pay you
C. buy u a wii because she doesnt like you that much and gives u a shitty wii with shitty games

[fawnret]

lol third graders swearing and acting like bitches. well they got what they deserved

[Gergaloth]

30th post! fuck yea!

anyways...Im still laughing at the fact you broke that kids nose, that made my night.

[davidofmk771]

Just say they were about to go to your nuts. That might get you some slack of self defence.

[banchy44]

LOL just sue their parents

though story might be fake