spam

[LockSockClock]

ok...this topic is about spam...
whoa mods, hold your locks for a second, this is not about spam...its about spam...you know, the spam sketch from monthy python...did anyone see it? i just saw it..its fucking hilarious...and if you didn't, i'd sugest you'd download some sketches...monthy python rules......

[xjmbd]

Shut up, faggot. You're just doing this to challenge the mods.

[Shrapnel]

It's an awesome sketch.

spam spam spam spam spam.

[TheDoctor]

At 8/2/03 09:10 PM, 233054 wrote: Shut up, faggot. You're just doing this to challenge the mods.

....STFU N00b.

Yea, the spam sketch is brilliant. Spam is also delicious when fried, mmmmmmmmm spam pie.......

[Shrapnel]

At 8/2/03 09:13 PM, TheShadowOfLenin wrote:

At 8/2/03 09:10 PM, 233054 wrote: Shut up, faggot. You're just doing this to challenge the mods.

....STFU N00b.

I concur.
STFU

Scene: A cafe. One table is occupied by a group of Vikings wearing horned helmets. Whenever the word "spam" is repeated, they begin singing and/or chanting. A man and his wife enter. The man is played by Eric Idle, the wife is played by Graham Chapman (in drag), and the waitress is played by Terry Jones, also in drag.

Man: You sit here, dear.
Wife: All right.
Man: Morning!
Waitress: Morning!
Man: Well, what've you got?
Waitress: Well, there's egg and bacon; egg sausage and bacon; egg and spam; egg bacon and spam; egg bacon sausage and spam; spam bacon sausage and spam; spam egg spam spam bacon and spam; spam sausage spam spam bacon spam tomato and spam;
Vikings: Spam spam spam spam...
Waitress: ...spam spam spam egg and spam; spam spam spam spam spam spam baked beans spam spam spam...
Vikings: Spam! Lovely spam! Lovely spam!
Waitress: ...or Lobster Thermidor a Crevette with a mornay sauce served in a Provencale manner with shallots and aubergines garnished with truffle pate, brandy and with a fried egg on top and spam.
Wife: Have you got anything without spam?
Waitress: Well, there's spam egg sausage and spam, that's not got much spam in it.
Wife: I don't want ANY spam!
Man: Why can't she have egg bacon spam and sausage?
Wife: THAT'S got spam in it!
Man: Hasn't got as much spam in it as spam egg sausage and spam, has it?
Vikings: Spam spam spam spam... (Crescendo through next few lines...)
Wife: Could you do the egg bacon spam and sausage without the spam then?
Waitress: Urgghh!
Wife: What do you mean 'Urgghh'? I don't like spam!
Vikings: Lovely spam! Wonderful spam!
Waitress: Shut up!
Vikings: Lovely spam! Wonderful spam!
Waitress: Shut up! (Vikings stop) Bloody Vikings! You can't have egg bacon spam and sausage without the spam.
Wife: I don't like spam!
Man: Sshh, dear, don't cause a fuss. I'll have your spam. I love it. I'm having spam spam spam spam spam spam spam beaked beans spam spam spam and spam!
Vikings: Spam spam spam spam. Lovely spam! Wonderful spam!
Waitress: Shut up!! Baked beans are off.
Man: Well could I have her spam instead of the baked beans then?
Waitress: You mean spam spam spam spam spam spam... (but it is too late and the Vikings drown her words)
Vikings: Spam spam spam spam. Lovely spam! Wonderful spam! Spam spa-a-a-a-a-am spam spa-a-a-a-a-am spam. Lovely spam! Lovely spam! Lovely spam! Lovely spam! Lovely spam! Spam spam spam spam

http://www.internet-tips.net/Sounds/spam-song.wav

[xjmbd]

At 8/2/03 09:13 PM, TheShadowOfLenin wrote: ....STFU N00b.

I've been here so much longer than you. This is where you go "well, your acting like a noob." Ok. So you're acting like a fucking fairy queen. There.

[LockSockClock]

nope...no chalenging here...i'm just "basking in the glory of all that is monthy python"...did any one also see the one with hitler (hilter) in england? that one was funnay also...
and btw, don't begin with the faggot gay ghey crap, that's imature (probably more than i am, so you shut up...no you shut up)

[xjmbd]

Strawberry Sock was Wheatonman.

Wheatonman > you

[LockSockClock]

At 8/2/03 09:15 PM, 233054 wrote:

At 8/2/03 09:13 PM, TheShadowOfLenin wrote: ....STFU N00b.

I've been here so much longer than you. This is where you go "well, your acting like a noob." Ok. So you're acting like a fucking fairy queen. There.

for starters, most people in this thread have been longer than you, and secondly, you're the one acting like a n00b, so thirdly: STFU n00b :P there

[LockSockClock]

At 8/2/03 09:18 PM, 233054 wrote: Strawberry Sock was Wheatonman.

Wheatonman > you

maybe, but everyone else > you, and monthy python >> you

[AntiTanner]

At 8/2/03 09:22 PM, LockS0ckClock wrote: maybe, but everyone else > you, and monthy python >> you

Oh calm down, you got pwned, admit it.

[TheDoctor]

At 8/2/03 09:15 PM, 233054 wrote:

I've been here so much longer than you. This is where you go "well, your acting like a noob." Ok. So you're acting like a fucking fairy queen. There.

Well actually you have had an ACCOUNT around half a year longer than me.
I have had a LIFE three YEARS longer than you.

So in effect I have been "here" much longer than you.
And besides my l337 5killz far outrank yours, for all I know you could have been on NG about five times. Judging by my various rankings it can be proven that I have been on this fabulous site for an incredibly vast ammount of time.

Game over-TSOL wins.

[Spike-J-Wolfwood]

That force is strong with Lenin.

[LockSockClock]

At 8/2/03 09:10 PM, 233054 wrote: Shut up, faggot. You're just doing this to challenge the mods.

the posts you make are more a challenge to the mods than any spam i could think off

[Alumunum-man]

hey you know spam is an acronim for sholder pork and ham but ham starts with an "h" and that does't make scence

[TomFlump]

S tuff
P osing
A s
M eat

[AntiTanner]

Spam is bad. I read it in my handbook, or something.