Insults that make no sense?

[Mechabloby]

What insults do you know that make no sense when you think about it?

'You're a cunting bastard.'
What does 'cunting' mean? I don't know but alot of people in my area say it.

'Ya mum.'
In my area, alot of people just say this and nothing else. For example, let's say that you said hello to me in the street and I just replied with a 'ya mum'. Yeah, I know. It makes no sense. They could at least say 'Ya mum is fat and I had sex with her last night' or something...

'Ya mug.'
Yeah, 'mug' is slang for Dickhead, isn't it? Correct me if I'm wrong. Well, anyway, how did we get to use the word of mug instead of dickhead? Blah.

What insults baffle you?

[Sammeh]

A simple, "fuck you"

Who is going to fuck me?

And, "go fuck yourself"

How does that work then?

[KingPaulP]

Muppet, I never understood why people keep calling a Muppet, I don't know it can get quite depressing at times I have always been self-conscious about the way I look what do you guys think?

[extremer]

"lol go wai noob"

its being said where i live. I cant halp laughting at how pathetic it is

[Ovenman]

At 10/24/07 07:57 AM, Mechabloby wrote: What insults do you know that make no sense when you think about it?

'You're a cunting bastard.'
What does 'cunting' mean? I don't know but alot of people in my area say it.

It means dick-ing...
Weird.

'Ya mum.'
In my area, alot of people just say this and nothing else. For example, let's say that you said hello to me in the street and I just replied with a 'ya mum'. Yeah, I know. It makes no sense. They could at least say 'Ya mum is fat and I had sex with her last night' or something...

Same. to reterded to speak more than two words perhaps?

'Ya mug.'
Yeah, 'mug' is slang for Dickhead, isn't it? Correct me if I'm wrong. Well, anyway, how did we get to use the word of mug instead of dickhead? Blah.

What insults baffle you?

Never heard this.
The ones that baffles me the most are ones to do with "your mom's quite cheap considering her abilities " or "Hey, don't forget to give this *passes over some small change* to your mom from last night"

I live in a messed up town. So what if my mom's a whore? Atleast I won't have to live on the street.

[Shikamarana]

At 10/24/07 08:01 AM, extremer wrote: "lol go wai noob"

its being said where i live. I cant halp laughting at how pathetic it is

Indeed. People who talk like they are on the internet when they're not are complete retards.

[CruzAzul-19]

Your mom went to college! I never really understood that one...

[Lost-Chances]

Bitch.

Now it make a little sense if you call a woman it (since it implies she is butch) but calling a guy it is just absurd.

I've been told to cut my hair short and cut off my sideburns. You know, because if you don't look like a chav, to a chav you need to do something. If it's a change of clothes for something more expensive (of course I want to spend £50 on a jumper!) or to have short hair or shave. Maybe it's to use gel because my hair is too messy.

[Mechabloby]

At 10/24/07 08:01 AM, KingPaulP wrote: Muppet, I never understood why people keep calling a Muppet, I don't know it can get quite depressing at times I have always been self-conscious about the way I look what do you guys think?

When I'm called that, I just say 'Muppets don't eat toast'. It works every time.

At 10/24/07 08:02 AM, Ovenman wrote: It means dick-ing...

So you're saying that cunt means dick?

I've been told that it means ass then I was told that it meant vagina and now you're telling me that it means dick? Bah.

[WindsurfingNation]

Fuck ass

Always responded with a simple 'Go suck a fuck'

[KingPaulP]

A chav called me a tramp once, i was wearing my £110 base boots, a suit and a silk tie (i was going to an interview for a course i was applying to) i dont think people think through what they say.

[SeizureDog]

At 10/24/07 07:57 AM, Mechabloby wrote: 'You're a cunting bastard.'
What does 'cunting' mean? I don't know but alot of people in my area say it.

I could instantly tell you were British from that. Insults make less sense over there.

[Mechabloby]

At 10/24/07 08:15 AM, SeizureDog wrote: I could instantly tell you were British from that. Insults make less sense over there.

I'd tell you that you were right and right again.

Do you know what a 'toss pot' is? Neither do I.

[elkrobber]

Shut your gob you chutney ferret tosspot!

[Mechabloby]

At 10/24/07 08:18 AM, Ejit wrote: Jizzcock

I could understand that one.
It's just similar to knobcheese.

But if anyone calls you a slice of knobcheese, that kind of confuses me. D:

[cyberpotato]

fuck you you little big fat thin insane sane person....see perfect sense...

[LeeJaySan]

At 10/24/07 07:59 AM, Lastin wrote: in my area "OMG YOU HENTAI!"

this baffles me D:

Hentai originally means 'Pervert'! Now it's called 'Anime Porn'! Still baffled? If so, me too! D:

[Cheekyvincent]

At 10/24/07 07:57 AM, Mechabloby wrote: alot of people in my area say it.

you don't get this shit unless your in the north

[Mechabloby]

At 10/24/07 08:46 AM, Cheekyvincent wrote: you don't get this shit unless your in the north

I am in North Yorkshire.

[Darkjo]

well let see... a fuck face, a fuck tard, a necrophile (some1 who like doing sex with the dead),biatch,your moma jokes... and plenty of stupide insultes that i dont want to put it on internet.

[LeeJaySan]

At 10/24/07 08:52 AM, Lastin wrote: its called sarcrasm D:

and insults that baffle me, is when white people insult asians whithout looking at their own flaws. D:

and the most baffling insult, to call a russian "RUSSKI" is also an insult. but ironically "Russki" means russian in Russian D:

Now I am baffled Las! Thanks a latte! Not everyone is flawless! D:

[matthew-ferguson]

Dick ass bitch.

Bitches don't have dicks...

[Doberman]

"You stupid donut!"

I wonder why that daft-sod of a science teacher said that.

And another one is, "Your mum was good in bed when i was there"
And that basically means im that guys son.

And last one, "Go fuck yourself"
Now how do i do that?

[Mechabloby]

Oh yeah. 3 or 4 years ago, alot of people used to say 'Plantpot' as an insult.