Future Internet Slang and Such

[AshfordPride]

Transfer your ocular memories to the collective unconscious or it didn't happen.

[Ansel]

Occur. Didn't occur. Duh.

[TacticalShoe]

Commence the preparation of firing your concentrated beam of light.

[Felis]

Did you insert your sex organ into one of her orifices in the past ten hours?

[aquaticmole]

At 10/21/07 10:04 PM, JunkyCow wrote: Occur. Didn't occur. Duh.

It didn't happen.

[2r0x0rs4you]

At 10/21/07 10:04 PM, JunkyCow wrote: Occur. Didn't occur. Duh.

And duh again.

[AshfordPride]

At 10/21/07 10:09 PM, VeinsOnFire wrote: You mean subconcious.

Unconscious is a meme that was started by Futurechan after the Machine Wars.

Pastfags don't know anything.

[SapphireLight]

Is your data accurate?
Indeed it is accurate.
That is shocking!

[CIA]

Medieval.

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[RazorHawk]

A more realist approach to the common LOL.

LQTM = Laugh Quietly To Myself

[Jercurpac]

Activate your tactile mammory manipulation unit and upload your measurements (only gentically enhanced tri-breasted women), or remove your brain link from web ports forty-two, seventeen, and seventy-seven.

[EvilerBowser1001]

The collective unconsiouness is NOT a jetcar! You don't just dispose of substances here!
It is a set of wires...

[HooglyBoogly]

I remember that time when I posted on Newgrounds.

[AniMetal]

communications - TERMINATED!

[IndyKid500]

It would have been wise for you to wrap your appendage around the subject's genetilia.

[Jercurpac]

Your attempt at originality was admirable, but your Wikipedia brain implant must be malfunctioning. The Simpsons used the same humor routine in episode twelve, season four-hundred and twenty-eight. That was back when the show was still funny; in the hologram era.

[IndyKid500]

Perform an evasive tactic.

[AshfordPride]

This holograph has been altered using HoloShop Ver 2.03.40, patched version. I can tell because the nanobots in my blood ran a background check comparing said against all existing images in the internet and having seen quite a few holoshops in my day.

[Legionnaire-X]

*head explode*

[Zombie-Genocide]

At 10/21/07 10:23 PM, Jercurpac wrote: Activate your tactile mammory manipulation unit and upload your measurements (only gentically enhanced tri-breasted women), or remove your brain link from web ports forty-two, seventeen, and seventy-seven.

epic victory.

[videogamer0810]

You ought to have found and taken hold of the attractive female's masculine genitals.

[EvilerBowser1001]

Forcible sex arachnid is manufactured out of forcible sex...

[Thimbles]

sSo your telling us to imagine...faggot

[EvilerBowser1001]

At 10/21/07 10:57 PM, Thimbles wrote: sSo your telling us to imagine...faggot

My Fail decector is picking up levels of chronic autoimmune disease that is above the level of nine thousand.

[Flatland]

At 10/21/07 10:59 PM, EvilerBowser1001 wrote:

At 10/21/07 10:57 PM, Thimbles wrote: sSo your telling us to imagine...faggot

My Fail decector is picking up levels of chronic autoimmune disease that is above the level of nine thousand.

Holy shit...

Good thing we're wearing these protective masks, huh..

[EvilerBowser1001]

Swimming facility program is crashed due to autoimmune disease...

Man, this is so fucking fun!

[IronKoala]

Stupid 07's. 3007, what was that? the year all noobs decided to join!

[Wesleyiam]

Humorous cat post activate.

[Gonorrhea]

Graphicilly created mammal finds pleasure in releasing his chemical substances from his genitalia into minors.

[Ceti]

I'm trying to get frot to be the next big insult.

Look it up.