Holy Water

[DeadBolt]

Since I was around 11 I thought that holy water was basically just water that the pope had pissed in, but if you think about it thats much more logical then the pope just blessing it, because just waving your hand over some water physically does nothing to it, and doesn't alter the water in any way, so anybody could do it.
Whereas actually pissing in it changes the water as it introduces a new substance, plus it makes it holy, as the pope is the voice of god, so has part of god in him, his piss which has come from the pope also has part of god in it, and after being introduced to the water the water has part of god in it.

For the record, I'm not christian, and if I had to have some relation to them, it'd be that I hate the religious bastards.

[IND658]

would you rather touch the pope's piss than regular water?

[Ansel]

THE POWER OF CHRIST COMPELS YOU
THE POWER OF CHRIST COMPELS YOU
THE POWER OF CHRIST COMPELS YOU

Holy water is worthless.

[SpikeAlpha]

so when I drink form this...oh god

[mystro]

How much piss do you think the Pope has stored in his bladder? He's going to need to drink a metric fuckton of water to do what you're asking of him.

[reality-check7]

At 10/21/07 12:37 PM, DeadBolt wrote:

For the record, I'm not christian, and if I had to have some relation to them, it'd be that I hate the religious bastards.

Wow, you're so hardcore.

[ProBo]

Holy water is what caholics use. Their belifs are very diffrent than those of other christians

[iateamexican]

I pour holy water over my face at the gym.

I dont go to a gym -_-

[heavymetalclock]

It burns my hands every time I touch holy water. lol.

[DeadBolt]

At 10/21/07 12:40 PM, mystro wrote: How much piss do you think the Pope has stored in his bladder? He's going to need to drink a metric fuckton of water to do what you're asking of him.

Just think about it though, if they only used a millilitre of the popes piss, it'd still have part of god in it.

[Shadow4102]

getting pissed on by a pope doesn't sound fun, aww shit, my mom made me go through that

[Milesaway13]

At 10/21/07 12:39 PM, SpikeAlpha wrote: so when I drink form this...oh god

You made me lol.

[DeadBolt]

At 10/21/07 12:40 PM, reality-check7 wrote:

At 10/21/07 12:37 PM, DeadBolt wrote:

For the record, I'm not christian, and if I had to have some relation to them, it'd be that I hate the religious bastards.

Wow, you're so hardcore.

I know, I'm awesome eh?

[mystro]

At 10/21/07 12:43 PM, DeadBolt wrote:

At 10/21/07 12:40 PM, mystro wrote: How much piss do you think the Pope has stored in his bladder? He's going to need to drink a metric fuckton of water to do what you're asking of him.

Just think about it though, if they only used a millilitre of the popes piss, it'd still have part of god in it.

It's a little known fact (I made it up) that the Pope does infact have venereal warts, so unless you were willing to give every newborn Christian genital warts this simply wouldn't fly

[KipptheCool]

Who needs holy water when you have tap water?