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okokok.. want to get your dads head around things...

:: buy lots and lots and lots of porn
:: find the ugliest girl you can find and "do" her
:: phone lots and lots of sex lines... that are for straight men (and make sure he sees the phone bill).
:: get yourself a girlfriend

go rape some girl who wants to be raped. that'll show him. By the way, he might be gay if he wants you to be gay and looks at all the things that make you look like a faggot. Which you aren't, i think.......

Go along with it and act as though you are.

At 10/21/07 10:30 AM, Lucy wrote: Go along with it and act as though you are.

even a better idea.

THREE: I don't like football.

So, my dad might think I'm gay.

If you stopped acting gay, then he wouldn't.

4) You hang around with us.

Just sit down with him, take a deep breath and say: "Dad... there's something I've got to tell you but... I don't know how to say it..."

Once he wakes up from the heart attack you'll be far away, with his credit card, and his car.

PWNED!

Have him 'accidentally' walk in on you jacking off to lesbian porn.

At 10/21/07 09:44 AM, FallenMarine wrote: Show him your sig, and make a video of you masturbating to lesbian porn, and show the video to him.

you should do that, but instead of making a video, let him catch you in the act. You never know when your litlle brother may get that video, youtube it, and tell all your friends to see it (of course, he would tell them its porn, but would not say it included you in it).

At 10/21/07 09:44 AM, FallenMarine wrote: Show him your sig, and make a video of you masturbating to lesbian porn, and show the video to him.

I think that shall suffice

At 10/21/07 10:12 AM, HOLY-FUCKING-SHIT wrote:

At 10/21/07 10:10 AM, RedCoin wrote: HEY DEWD U MUST BE GAY 4 NOT LIKIN MEN RUN AROUND ON A FIELD TOGEVA

If you think about it, football is one of the gayest things ever invented.

I thought about it, and I agree.

You should show him your Newgrounds signature picture, that will convince him you're not gay!

At 10/21/07 10:36 AM, DJJ-asshole wrote: 4) You hang around with us.

Yeah, you can't really argue that.

At least you won't be hassled about grandkids now that he thinks you're gay.

At 10/21/07 10:12 AM, HOLY-FUCKING-SHIT wrote:

At 10/21/07 10:10 AM, RedCoin wrote: HEY DEWD U MUST BE GAY 4 NOT LIKIN MEN RUN AROUND ON A FIELD TOGEVA

If you think about it, football is one of the gayest things ever invented.

Oh really?

At 10/21/07 10:49 AM, Bonehimer wrote: OP is a homo in denial.

Your name has "Bone him" in it.

At 10/21/07 09:44 AM, FallenMarine wrote: Show him your sig, and make a video of you masturbating to lesbian porn, and show the video to him.

wouldn't that just kinda show that he's sexually aroused by sending videos of himself masturbating to family members?

At 10/21/07 09:44 AM, WilliWowza wrote: If I were your dad I'd think you were a prejudice homophobe, either way you'd need it beat out of you.

I can't recognize you anymore with your new lvl :(

At 10/21/07 10:39 AM, green-day-fan1 wrote: Have him 'accidentally' walk in on you jacking off to lesbian porn.

FallenMarine said that

I get called gay because I don't like to watch large sweaty almost-naked men in tights slap and lay on top of each other in front of a camera.

Wrestling sucks shit. At least football has slutty cheerleaders to balance out the gay.

Tell your dad you've sucked dick and taken it up the ass before, but didn't really like it.

Just continue to make him thnik your gay, then get a girlfriend...
It will blow his mind.

At 10/21/07 09:42 AM, HOLY-FUCKING-SHIT wrote:

TWO: My little brother played a good prank on me the other day by arranging all the icons on my computer into a penis,

now that takes fucking skill

Maybe you should dress as a ninja and run around your living room.

It won't help, but hey, you'll look cool