An "Oh fuck" moment

[ClockMuffin]

What do you do if you start to masterbate, your cum shot hits a mirror and deflects into your face, you get your dick caught on your zipper, your parents walk into the room, and you accidently click a link that leads to gay porn but you can't exit out since your aching with pain?

[McFooFa]

You continue masturbating.

[ScissorHead]

I'd blame the President.

[Kyothine]

I'd make a thread on NG about it.

[Death-Affiliate]

I remember the first time that happened to me...

After the third, my mom just shook her head and left the room.

[Phantox]

At 10/20/07 09:34 PM, Kyothine wrote: I'd make a thread on NG about it.

Win.

[wolfmaydie]

I would play dead,or DO A FUCKING BAROLE ROLE!!!!!!

personally,I hate it when peaple say that.

[SACP]

It's called locking the door.

[Kyothine]

Also, it's physically impossible for a liquid object to bounce off a mirror.

Were you thinking of lasers? Fail.

[Death-Affiliate]

At 10/20/07 09:43 PM, Kyothine wrote: Also, it's physically impossible for a liquid object to bounce off a mirror.

Were you thinking of lasers? Fail.

My cum is a laser!
That is why it burns when I pee

[x-Exodus-X]

At 10/20/07 09:40 PM, wolfmaydie wrote: I would play dead,or DO A FUCKING BAROLE ROLE!!!!!!

personally,I hate it when peaple say that.

Actually, i've never heard anyone say that, ever.

To topic starter: I would do a barrel roll.

[Spardan]

Say it was an act of god

[Koeberto190]

Every. Day.

Coincidence much?

[wiidude]

BLAME THE MONKEYS!

[mercmerc]

At 10/20/07 09:48 PM, Death-Affiliate wrote:

At 10/20/07 09:43 PM, Kyothine wrote: Also, it's physically impossible for a liquid object to bounce off a mirror.

Were you thinking of lasers? Fail.

My cum is a laser!
That is why it burns when I pee

XD Nice.....

Also, liquid can bounce off a mirror (otherwise it would just fall directly down).
Also Also, finish.

[Bus-Driver]

I'd blame it on McFooFa.

[videogamer0810]

At 10/20/07 09:32 PM, ClockMuffin wrote: What do you do if you start to masterbate, your cum shot hits a mirror and deflects into your face?

Take a decent course in Physics.

[klopatng]

At 10/20/07 09:40 PM, wolfmaydie wrote: I would play dead,or DO A FUCKING BAROLE ROLE!!!!!!

personally,I hate it when peaple say that.

I hate it when people spell a simple word like "barrel" wrong.

[Novelties]

At 10/20/07 10:35 PM, klopatng wrote: I hate it when people spell a simple word like "barrel" wrong.

and spell roll - ROLE

*sigh*

[Kyothine]

To the person who said liquid can bounce on mirrors:

So you're saying that they would have enough force to project it off a surface? I don't think so, especially since a mirror would have to be angled in a weird way to get it to bounce back into your face.

[mercmerc]

At 10/20/07 10:47 PM, Kyothine wrote: So you're saying that they would have enough force to project it off a surface? I don't think so, especially since a mirror would have to be angled in a weird way to get it to bounce back into your face.

Hmm...Thats me by the way, the dunce who said liquid could bounce off a mirror.

Originally posted: "Also, it's physically impossible for a liquid object to bounce off a mirror."

Ok, I'd like someone to define 'bounce' for me here. I'm thinking of bounce as in deflect in some way off the mirror.

Also, I'm not arguing whether or not the cum would shoot back in his face...I'd just rather not.

[Legionnaire-X]

The fuck are you jerkin into a mirror for?

[InsertFunnyUserName]

At 10/20/07 10:47 PM, Kyothine wrote: So you're saying that they would have enough force to project it off a surface?.

Rocket penis.

[FalkonG4]

At 10/20/07 10:56 PM, Legionnaire-X wrote: The fuck are you jerkin into a mirror for?

He is so Sexy he masturbates to himself. Why else? Although I'd also be like "Oh, Fuck" and say "NOT LIKE YOU TWO HAVEN'T DONE IT TO!!"

[BananaBreadMuffin]

At 10/20/07 10:56 PM, Legionnaire-X wrote: The fuck are you jerkin into a mirror for?

lmao, self-obsessed taken to the next level

[Sephrioth17]

At 10/20/07 09:32 PM, ClockMuffin wrote: What do you do if you start to masterbate, your cum shot hits a mirror and deflects into your face, you

wipe the cum off my face

[Shot-x-Girl]

Is there any need for that?

[Zerok]

Sounds like something that would happen to Ben Stiller.

I must be thinking of There's Something About Mary.

[Greenskullkid]

At 10/20/07 09:43 PM, Kyothine wrote: Also, it's physically impossible for a liquid object to bounce off a mirror.

Were you thinking of lasers? Fail.

No it's not.
if the liquid is shooting out fast enough, then it will bounce off of objects.
although, i'm pretty sure it wont work for semen, it will work with most liquids.

[Crazy-axe]

i'd say i was just practicing my aim