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At 10/20/07 03:45 PM, KingPaulP wrote: I blame you all i bet your all missing my sweet ass now, fuck you all (written in blood)

That's a bit cliche

"It's better to burn out, then to end up a faggot like Kurt Cobain."

bury me in these clothes i dont want anyone to see my dick
unless the girl who works at the morgue is a hot negrophaeliac

mine would say "I was supposed to tell you sumtin" then someone reads it then they're like "WHAT?!!" then theirs another paper that says "just kidding, fucker"

Honestly i would write....

"LOOOOOOOOOOOOLLLLLSSSS!!1!!!!!!11!!!one !!!!! Y00 R @LL TEH $UCKZ0RZ!!!! KTHNXBYE!!!!!"

I dunno.....

It was all your fault, you know who you are!

It'll leave them wondering whether or not to feal guilty.

Dear Mom

I can't live with you anymore. The sexual tension is unbearable. And sis, sorry for Monday night.
Have a nice summer!

dont worry i raped and murdered your pet dog before i did it

Yeah...i know...lol

At 10/20/07 03:45 PM, KingPaulP wrote: What would your suicide note most likely say?

I blame you all i bet your all missing my sweet ass now, fuck you all (written in blood)

you know monty poythem i would die with the girls chaceing me naked but i would them" unprotected" and record them and give it to my mates

At 10/25/07 04:08 AM, Elios wrote: I got the perfect suicide note!

Dear reader

As you can see, you are reading my suicide note. By the time you read this, i'm already dead.
SO, let's play one last game!

My corpse is in a secure location, and in my back pocket is the following
- Check book
- ATM card
- Wallet
- Keys to my car, house, etc
- 2 sticks of gum (I think it's BigRed)
- And $5000.00 cash

Better hurry and find me! The little device you have found in the envelope has activated, and will trigger the chemical combination detonator strapped to my chest in 24 hours!

Don't worry, here are some clues!

ANYway....i'll list a bunch of clues to my location...leading whoever is reading it on a twisted journey, that ends up right back where he started, and my corpse is under the table where he finds the letter.

Sounds like a good idea for a movie...

That actually does sounds awesome, you could have the guy explode as the other guy finds them thus killing the grave robber.

AcidSoldier wrote (via PM)-

I'm banned right now and will be for 2 days so I though i'd tell you mine so you can post it.

"Mum, won't be back for supper, my friend found an awesome rocket launcher!"

mine would say "SNAP!"

DID I SAY ANYTHING ABOUT A SUIT!BITCH!

Happy Halloween! Cadny pl0x!

At 10/20/07 03:45 PM, KingPaulP wrote: What would your suicide note most likely say?

I blame you all i bet your all missing my sweet ass now, fuck you all (written in blood)

wow what a pathetic note, but i can't say i would've expected more from a worthless piece of shit like you. do yourself and your family a favor by jumping off of a chair with piano string tied around your neck.

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At 10/25/07 06:30 AM, tony4moroney wrote:

wow what a pathetic note, but i can't say i would've expected more from a worthless piece of shit like you. do yourself and your family a favor by jumping off of a chair with piano string tied around your neck.

lol go fuck yourself, it was an example, you know a starting block people can 'jump from', you know an example just like i am making an example of you, you dumbass peice of shit.

At 10/25/07 06:35 AM, KingPaulP wrote:

At 10/25/07 06:30 AM, tony4moroney wrote:

wow what a pathetic note, but i can't say i would've expected more from a worthless piece of shit like you. do yourself and your family a favor by jumping off of a chair with piano string tied around your neck.

lol go fuck yourself, it was an example, you know a starting block people can 'jump from', you know an example just like i am making an example of you, you dumbass peice of shit.

i don't care whether it was an example or not, it was an embarassing one and i'd expect a lot more from a 22 year old.

do you even understand how much grammatical errors you committed in that simple sentence? the incoherency? how much of an epic fail it was, just as you must've been at high school?

and yes, i am aware that i don't use capitals but it's a choice rather than unintentional errors that YOU commit, being a semi-literate failure that you are.

Mine would say Be back in 2012, gone to Kpax for a few things, don't disrupt the body.

as my catatonic body sits in a chair. staring out into space. But with a bullet wound that was meant to graze me and put me into a permenant vegative state. Then in 2012, I have arranged a letter to delivered would read. "....... I shot myself with a bullet! I'm not coming back. What did you expect?".

April Fools.

do i wins? :P

"I'm going to see what's beyond before you. If there's anything I'll come back."

"PS: Nah, i'll just rot in the ground, probably with my mind trapped in this dead husk."

At 10/25/07 06:41 AM, tony4moroney wrote: blah blah blah

Seriously, tony, shut the fuck up. You're going from thread to thread talking shit to everyone entirely unprovoked, and without the slightest reason.

You need to take your meds or something. Just look at your last several posts. Either you're intentionally trying to get banned, or you are having a psychotic episode.

just lay dead on the couch and have a letter on your body

'pwned'.

Well, it has been a great life...but I hate all of you all.

-CruzAzul-19

At 10/25/07 06:41 AM, tony4moroney wrote:

i don't care whether it was an example or not, it was an embarassing one and i'd expect a lot more from a 22 year old.

I stand by my original statement, it was an example, may very well have been shit, but that is your opinion fucktard.

do you even understand how much grammatical errors you committed in that simple sentence? the incoherency? how much of an epic fail it was, just as you must've been at high school?

Do I understand how much grammatical errors I committed, how much grammatical errors? How much errors? Or how many? Also you spelt embarrassing wrong, if you are going to be a grammar Nazi you may require better grammar yourself. As for my list of failures I shall list them for you.

GCSEs
A Levels
A 2:1 in psychology
Quite possibly the youngest person to have gained a HPD (Hypnotherapy Practitioners Diploma)
A Practitioners certificate in NLP (Neuro-Linguistic Programming)

Yes I am a massive failure in life.

and yes, I am aware that I don't use capitals but it's a choice rather than unintentional errors that YOU commit, being a semi-literate failure that you are.

See above.

Go on reply, I dare you, I could sit picking you apart for hours, trust me...

To: Anyone that cares

I've decided to kill myself. My life generally sucks.
Family: Don't worry too much
<name of friend>: I've always loved you

<my name>

<blood here>

dead person is dead.

At 10/20/07 03:57 PM, Phantox wrote: "I didn't have enough hentai."

By the looks of your sig you have.

OH NOES!!1!

Don't see a point in suicide but if I was gonna do it, it would be a mistake!

"I"m a failure as a father and a son. I LOOOVVEEE YOUUUUUU REBEEEECCCAAAAAAA"

At 10/20/07 03:56 PM, CarChaseCityMan wrote: *Ahem*

"Dear Family,

bitch whine bitch

Signed, (My real name here)

P.S: Please take this letter seriously, as it is my personal feelings of my childhood years.

If you don't give your real name to the internet, the internet will take it away from you.