I got caught molesting a statue.

[Bus-Driver]

Here's the deal, I was fucking around in the local wal-mart with my friends. Chatting, shopping, ect. We were in the clothing section, joking around with manicans. Then we saw a manican in nothing but boxers, and we noticed a big buldge in it's crotch area. Then one of my friends was joking around and pulled it's boxers down, and it had a GIGANTIC ( somewhere around 9 inches ) stone penis.

My friend had her phone with her, so she wanted to take pictures. So we all bended down infront of it, cuddled with the giant stone slong, and other retarded junk. So while I was being photographed deepthroating the huge marble swatsticka, a security guard noticed what we were doing and yelled at us. We all split up and met outside in the parking lot. The security guard that spotted us was so fat, slow, and out-of-shape that we had no trouble escaping.

[NekoMika]

That was funny.Nice job.

[SpikeAlpha]

we're gonna want pics, and they better be damn sexy.

[Thelonecanadian]

post pics man post pics

im not say pics or dident happen i just want to see them

[Strength]

What kind of world is this where we can't suck a manikin's dick in peace and harmony?

[SardonicSamurai]

Now this is something I'd want pictures of

mmmmm... stone hard penis lawl ;3

[SouthAsian]

sucking off a manican?and why isn't there any pictures
really that is the most silliest thing you can do.

[Doom-Fan]

At 10/16/07 07:56 PM, Bus-Driver wrote: So while I was being photographed deepthroating the huge marble swatsticka, a security guard noticed what we were doing and yelled at us.

Oh.... WAIT WHAT?!

You shoved a fake dick down your throat?

[sparksme321]

Lol, U liked posing for that gigantic penis?

[CarChaseCityMan]

At 10/16/07 07:58 PM, SpikeAlpha wrote: we're gonna want pics, and they better be damn sexy.

I'm sorry, but i don't want to see a fat, middle aged man deep throat a fake penis.

You can if you want, though.

[LiveBreatheTom]

in typical fashin of NG

PICS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Koeberto190]

What a lucky statue!

[Techfire]

Wow, how odd...Which side of the sweet chili heat did you pick? Bold. Or possibly hot.

[robattle]

Bad Boy...

[The-Soul-Eater]

pics?

or it didnt happen

[BFK]

the security guard got jealous

[alicetheDroog]

I got caught molesting an infant.

[CarChaseCityMan]

At 10/16/07 08:05 PM, alicetheDroog wrote: I got caught molesting an infant.

And I helped.

[vampyerba]

Lol. I have a picture from when I was in grade 10 of my friend licking a statues nipple. It's priceless.

[Wesleyiam]

Your friend took pics, if you don't get the pics on here by tomorrow it didn't happen.

[TheCatsLeotards]

At 10/16/07 07:56 PM, Bus-Driver wrote: and pulled it's boxers down, and it had a GIGANTIC ( somewhere around 9 inches ) stone penis.

I don't know what kind of crazy customs you have in your Wal-Marts, but I've never seen a mannequin made of stone inside any store, you can't change a mannequin's pose when it's made out of rock, so that makes no sense. So you're either really bad at making convincing fake stories, or you've never been outside in your life.

So while I was being photographed deepthroating the huge marble swatsticka...

Now I have another dilemma, I don't know if you're just retarded, or are trying to make some failed metaphor/simile about genitals being like a swastika, but... what?

[Obor-Motsu]

At 10/16/07 08:06 PM, CarChaseCityMan wrote:

At 10/16/07 08:05 PM, alicetheDroog wrote: I got caught molesting an infant.

And I helped.

ROFL
I did too, and then the manikin assraeped it!

keh keh keh!

[WOAHHH]

At 10/16/07 08:10 PM, Obor-Motsu wrote:

At 10/16/07 08:06 PM, CarChaseCityMan wrote:

At 10/16/07 08:05 PM, alicetheDroog wrote: I got caught molesting an infant.

And I helped.

ROFL
I did too, and then the manikin assraeped it!

keh keh keh!

poor kid didnt know it was coming
tisk tisk

[Cooldsunshine]

But isn't being caught part of the thrill ;).

Nice, but go read a book instead of acting like buffons buddy.

Yes, I'm a nerd.

[PlatinumWarrior]

At 10/16/07 08:08 PM, vampyerba wrote: Lol. I have a picture from when I was in grade 10 of my friend licking a statues nipple. It's priceless.

post it please.

[iseesue12]

cock joke

[Whatchamabiscut]

At 10/16/07 07:59 PM, Strength wrote: What kind of world is this where we can't suck a manikin's dick in peace and harmony?

Amen to that Brother, amen to that...

[KingPaulP]

Need pics, I have a collection of photo's of mannequins arse's I had specific rules though

1) No pulling the pants down yourself.

2) No getting a friend to pull the Pants down.

So I had to hunt around for them, bit like pokemon I suppose.

[Major-Blood]

LOL Pics or it didn't happen.

[HeartbreakHoldout]

Manican?