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Forum Topic: The BBS is pregnant.

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Bolo

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Posted at: 10/16/07 03:22 AM

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Doctors have determined that its gender is "Stupidity".

BBS wants an abortion.

The BBS is pregnant.

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Kuro

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Posted at: 10/16/07 03:24 AM

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I'll bet it's filled with poisonous centipedes.

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Lord-Zed

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At 10/16/07 03:24 AM, Kuro wrote: I'll bet it's filled with poisonous centipedes.

Centipedes? In my vagina?

It's more likely than you think.

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Bolo

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Posted at: 10/16/07 03:33 AM

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Most likely candidates for the father include: All '06+ BBS users.

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homor

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At 10/16/07 03:39 AM, bigblueDUMBASS wrote: homor is the father.

THAT IS A DAMN LIE! YOU TAKE THAT THE FUCK BACK!

oh who the fuck am i kiding!?

*sobbing* im sorry i ran, im just not ready for a kid!

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Jozzalanco

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At 10/16/07 03:32 AM, Lord-Zed wrote:
At 10/16/07 03:24 AM, Kuro wrote: I'll bet it's filled with poisonous centipedes.
Centipedes? In my vagina?

It's more likely than you think.

Wait, you said "Centipedes? In my vagina?"

WTF!

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SexWithAnimals

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Posted at: 10/16/07 03:52 AM

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"nothing tastes better than a baby, than a baby coverd in knob cheese"

Prutrid sewage is what you talk, You don't fool with with your media walk.

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Gunter45

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She looks like she's on her 4th or 5th trimester, Christ.

Think you're pretty clever...

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TheD-LucksEdition

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ZekeySpaceyLizard

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i'm more worried she had a head. this infers she has a brain. the bbs with a brain. oh what a laugh.


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John12346

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Please get the abortion. We have enough '07 babies around here.


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Torkelson

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Wait...you mean to tell me that there WAS a girl on the interwebs....AND one of the crazy assed rejects on this site got to actualy do her!?

i smell lies and slander

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ScreamsfromtheCasket

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At 10/16/07 03:33 AM, Bolo wrote: Most likely candidates for the father include: All '06+ BBS users.

ah thank god I was worried I was the father

95% of newgrounds likes boobies... shocking isn't it ?

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Rosenrot-I

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At 10/16/07 03:33 AM, Bolo wrote: Most likely candidates for the father include: All '06+ BBS users.

Oh for fuck's sake will everyone ever stop bitching? New users don't make a fucking difference, people just grow up and realise "fuck, this is a gigantic waste of my time, I better go do something productive." All of you were new one day, even in '03/'04, '00 would've been like "zomfg 04 users should gtfo".

If we did in this little perfect universe of yours where no users would ever sign up to the forums you would get bored of this place so much quicker.

There is nothing you can name that is more delicious and awesome than Subway.

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AwfulAwful

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Thank god you all think it's Homor...

Stupid 40k limit.

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Aci6

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At 10/16/07 03:24 AM, Kuro wrote: I'll bet it's filled with poisonous centipedes.

Because that would be just terrible...

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Black-Ops

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At 10/16/07 03:33 AM, Bolo wrote: Most likely candidates for the father include: All '06+ BBS users.

I swear, that is not my kid.

We're gonna have a crucial BAR...BAR...BAR BAR, BA-BAR BAR BAR-BE-QUE.

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SprintT

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Posted at: 10/16/07 07:36 AM

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And you guys said I would never do it....

Check out My Poetry and writing site!!!!!!!! Click the image below or go to www.poeticallyyours.com

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jman6561

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fuck i knew i shouda used a condom
GOD DAMN IT

Sooooooooooooooooo.......how bout them clouds

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Doom-Fan

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At 10/16/07 03:33 AM, Bolo wrote: Most likely candidates for the father include: All '06+ BBS users.

I YAM A HUNDRUD N' TEEEN PERCEEENT SURE, THAT IS NAWT MAH BABY!

Lol, Maury Povich.

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CruzAzul-19

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Does she have a bat in the cave?


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jman6561

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At 10/16/07 07:49 AM, Doom-Fan wrote:
At 10/16/07 03:33 AM, Bolo wrote: Most likely candidates for the father include: All '06+ BBS users.
I YAM A HUNDRUD N' TEEEN PERCEEENT SURE, THAT IS NAWT MAH BABY!

Lol, Maury Povich.

Arent u
FAB
*gasp*

The BBS is pregnant.

Sooooooooooooooooo.......how bout them clouds

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Bolo

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At 10/16/07 05:43 AM, TheD-LucksEdition wrote: I'm more worried that it appears she has a scrotum.

That tends to occur after the fourth or fifth trimester.

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Rucklo

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WAED PLZ DELETE BABY KTHX!


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Lytheriath

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Damn shes hawt ( not rly ) XD Who the hell is BBS anyways?


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klopatng

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At 10/16/07 03:33 AM, Bolo wrote: Most likely candidates for the father include: All '06+ BBS users.

At the very least you insulted yourself. But frankly, one year doesn't make that big of a difference.

Time makes more converts than reason. - Thomas Paine
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Bolo

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At 10/16/07 05:35 PM, Lytheriath wrote: Damn shes hawt ( not rly ) XD Who the hell is BBS anyways?

Ahh, she is but a facsimile of our Newgrounds existance.

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antsman

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Someone should have used a condom


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gumOnShoe

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I'd always heard the BBS had a third breast or some shit. I'm sorely dissapointed in the false advertising.

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robattle

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At 10/16/07 03:33 AM, Bolo wrote: Most likely candidates for the father include: All '06+ BBS users.

Then I'm not the father.

I bet this topic is going to reach 3 pages.


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