At 10/14/07 06:15 AM, Bovineoverlord wrote:
Rock> both, but Metal is closer to rock and actually involves talent, so I'll have to go with Metallica, though I don't really listen to them.
And Bolo is a catamite.
OH HEY GUYS, IM GUNNA GO PUT ON MY METAL SHIRT N SMOKE SOME WEED OUT BACK, OKAY. THEN IM GUNNA LISTEN FOR HOURS AND HOURS IN THE DARK SOLITUDE OF MY ROOM AS THE WAVES OF LYRICAL CHAOS SWEEP OVER MY POCKED FACE. AND IM GUNNA MASTURBATE TO IT, BECAUSE I LOVE IT THAT MUCH. AND THEN WHEN IM DONE, IM GUNNA GO SMOKE SOME MORE WEED. BUT I HAVE TO MAKE SURE NOT TO GET TOO FUCKED UP, BECAUSE I HAVE A CANNIBAL CORPSE CONCERT TO ATTEND AT EIGHT WITH MY IMAGINARY GIRLFRIEND, WHO LOVES TO SMOKE WEED AND LISTEN TO CANNIBAL CORPSE, TOO. IF I FELL INTO A WEED-INDUCED COMA WHILE DRIVING OVER THERE, I'D NEVER HAVE A CHANCE TO SHOW ALL THE OTHER "METAL" PEOPLES OF THE WORLD MY AWESOME, LONG, SMELLY, GREASY-ASS HAIR. OKAY, I THINK I'VE SPENT ENOUGH TIME TALKING TO YOU. I HAVE TO GO BACK TO MY OWN, SPECIAL VERSION REALITY, NOW, SO I BID YOU ADIEU.