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Stupid alcohol...

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Stupid alcohol... 2007-10-13 17:21:34


So, about 2 weeks ago I browsing through Netto when the alcohol rack caught my eye. I thought to myself, "I may as well get a couple wkd's for the weekend" and went over. Instead of picking up the normal blue bottle, some MD 20/20 caught my eye. I took a couple of bottles and payed for them.
So I get home and sit down in front of my computer. I open up my bottle of 20/20 and take a sip. Now there's a big gap in my memory here, but when I woke up, I had the worst hangover I've ever suffered.
I then proceeded to my computer. I find 2 empty bottles of 20/20 on my desk. Oops. I then find an entire tube's worth of lube all over the chair. Double oops.
SO I ask you fellow newgrounders, have you ever been as drunk, and done stupid things under the influence of alcohol that you shouldn't have?

Response to Stupid alcohol... 2007-10-13 17:25:22


WKDs? Getting (i)that(/i) drunk from 20/20s? You fucking lightweight.

Response to Stupid alcohol... 2007-10-13 17:27:20


At 10/13/07 05:25 PM, parzo wrote: WKDs? Getting (i)that(/i) drunk from 20/20s? You fucking lightweight.

I just don't normally drik that much. Why, did you think I get pissed every fucking night? The italics didn't work either.

Response to Stupid alcohol... 2007-10-13 17:28:15


Getting drunk is fucking retarded.

"Hey guys, lets get really, really emotional for 5 hours, puke up half our stomaches, and then fell like shit for the next two days. This will be the shit!"

No.


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whoa art what

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Response to Stupid alcohol... 2007-10-13 17:30:08


wait wait wait...20/20 is still on the air?
and since when did it have a significant alcohol content?


WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!

Response to Stupid alcohol... 2007-10-13 17:32:38


At 10/13/07 05:27 PM, zacfighter wrote:
At 10/13/07 05:25 PM, parzo wrote: WKDs? Getting (i)that(/i) drunk from 20/20s? You fucking lightweight.
I just don't normally drik that much. Why, did you think I get pissed every fucking night? The italics didn't work either.

Well fuck me in the ass. Alcopops just seem a bit teenybopper to me for some reason, that's all. I envy you, actually.

Also, i suppose 20/20 isn't that bad.

Response to Stupid alcohol... 2007-10-13 17:35:22


At 10/13/07 05:30 PM, yourefat wrote: wait wait wait...20/20 is still on the air?
and since when did it have a significant alcohol content?

It has three times the alcohol content of a large bottle of WKD.

Response to Stupid alcohol... 2007-10-13 17:53:24


look at raw eggs!!
you WILL throw up! =D

Response to Stupid alcohol... 2007-10-13 18:00:45


At 10/13/07 05:28 PM, InsertFunnyUserName wrote: Getting drunk is fucking retarded.

When you actually try it, you'll understand.


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Response to Stupid alcohol... 2007-10-13 18:23:14


Many times my good sir, many times.

Response to Stupid alcohol... 2007-10-13 18:25:35


well if u think u had it bad i feel sorry for the pople that were around u at that time lol

Response to Stupid alcohol... 2007-10-13 18:26:33


At 10/13/07 05:22 PM, X-Gary-Gigax-X wrote: The next time you get drunk, make a topic and make funny replies. :)

I agree!!!!!!


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Response to Stupid alcohol... 2007-10-13 18:31:18


3 litters of magners cider, and im sending apology emails to my girlfriends friends, because i told them to either do as she said or fuck off now, and three of them took it to heart and fucked reet off.


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Response to Stupid alcohol... 2007-10-13 18:31:50


At 10/13/07 06:30 PM, SlipSkull wrote: Solution: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h7kQTmF_m L8

i dont feel like youtube is doing anything criminal.


WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!

Response to Stupid alcohol... 2007-10-13 18:32:16


At 10/13/07 06:25 PM, playerfromh wrote: well if u think u had it bad i feel sorry for the pople that were around u at that time lol

Ya that would kinda suck


Awsome sig coming to a forum near you!! (Maybe)

"hey shut the fuck up or ill post about you on my livejournal and tell every one to insult your ass"

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Response to Stupid alcohol... 2007-10-13 18:32:22


Hey!,don't go and blam this on achool! It wasn't achools fault you got drunk and something so.


On no a bear!

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Response to Stupid alcohol... 2007-10-13 18:35:59


Actually the best thing thats ever happened. Was this kid who I hate drank a lit shot, and it spilled over his face and he needed plastic surgery to fix it. This was literally after he made fun of me behind my back about my plastic surgery.


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Response to Stupid alcohol... 2007-10-13 18:42:59


At 10/13/07 05:27 PM, Ejit wrote:
At 10/13/07 05:25 PM, parzo wrote: WKDs? Getting (i)that(/i) drunk from 20/20s? You fucking lightweight.
That's not a problem.

I seriously wish I was more of a lightweight. Cheaper and quicker.

just don't eat much before drinking and you get drunk faster.


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Response to Stupid alcohol... 2007-10-13 18:45:12


Yes, one time, I got really drunk, fucked some whore, next thing I know, I'm being told about you inside that whore's stomach... Worst night of my life


BlueZombieClock is back.

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