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My dick is weird, NG! Oct. 12th, 2007 @ 09:20 PM Reply

After masturbating, I cummed all over my hand, to my surprise my hand was a moisture between white and red, I also saw a few decapitated ants on my hands.

Holy shit NG, I ejaculate bugs, it's a rare case of dick ants.

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Response to My dick is weird, NG! Oct. 12th, 2007 @ 09:20 PM Reply

Ants in your pants?

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Response to My dick is weird, NG! Oct. 12th, 2007 @ 09:20 PM Reply

At 10/12/07 09:20 PM, DarkSytze wrote: After masturbating, I cummed all over my hand, to my surprise my hand was a moisture between white and red, I also saw a few decapitated ants on my hands.

Holy shit NG, I ejaculate bugs, it's a rare case of dick ants.

I do believe the phrase here is ROFL!!


I tried to see it your way but I couldn't get my head that far up my ass...
Some good threads of mine...
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Response to My dick is weird, NG! Oct. 12th, 2007 @ 09:21 PM Reply

I heard ants crawl up the japs eye and lays eggs.


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Response to My dick is weird, NG! Oct. 12th, 2007 @ 09:22 PM Reply

At 10/12/07 09:21 PM, k0mat0se wrote: HA HA HA DICK ANTS THATS FROM 4CHAN!!!!!!!!!! HIGH FIVE!!!!!

No, I'm serious.

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Response to My dick is weird, NG! Oct. 12th, 2007 @ 09:23 PM Reply

uuuuhhhhhhh ok listen closley

1:YOU ARE VERY WIERD

2: SERIOUSLY YOU HAVE MAJOR PROBLEMS

Thank you for your time


Try not to let your mind wander, It's too small to be out on it's own.

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Response to My dick is weird, NG! Oct. 12th, 2007 @ 09:26 PM Reply

...
you make me depressed se a doctor instead of going to Newgrounds aboute this.


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Response to My dick is weird, NG! Oct. 12th, 2007 @ 10:12 PM Reply

I ejaculated a rhinoceros the other day.


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Response to My dick is weird, NG! Oct. 12th, 2007 @ 10:14 PM Reply

At 10/12/07 10:12 PM, NeoSoviet wrote: I ejaculated a rhinoceros the other day.

Sounds deliciously painful.


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Response to My dick is weird, NG! Oct. 12th, 2007 @ 10:15 PM Reply

You need to cut off your ballsack and remove all the ants one by one and sew it back on your crotch, it's the only way.

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Response to My dick is weird, NG! Oct. 12th, 2007 @ 10:18 PM Reply

There HAS been cases like that.
Some people urinate bugs and things like that I don't know why exactly though.
Once I saw a plant growing out of a kid's eye!
So this could be serious you could have something inside you laying eggs or eating you up from inside.
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Response to My dick is weird, NG! Oct. 12th, 2007 @ 10:19 PM Reply

At 10/12/07 09:20 PM, DarkSytze wrote: After masturbating, I cummed all over my hand, to my surprise my hand was a moisture between white and red, I also saw a few decapitated ants on my hands.

Holy shit NG, I ejaculate bugs, it's a rare case of dick ants.

Go see a docter...


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Response to My dick is weird, NG! Oct. 12th, 2007 @ 10:21 PM Reply

Attention whore. You got your wish, people responded to your bullshit, now get the fuck offa Newgrounds!


The mods of Newgrounds have flipped out several times and deleted my [text] signature. Something about my initials being "GoD". Well, I hope you guys like my new one,
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Response to My dick is weird, NG! Oct. 12th, 2007 @ 10:25 PM Reply

just get a new one...


a) Secks Secks Secks
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c) Random Topic That Makes People AngryFaic...

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WAZUP NEWGROUNDS!!!!!!!!!

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Response to My dick is weird, NG! Oct. 12th, 2007 @ 10:30 PM Reply

Just before I came into the topic the thing i said was

"Nigge* Dick"

Now you have Ant dick.

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Response to My dick is weird, NG! Oct. 12th, 2007 @ 10:31 PM Reply

Wow, just wow.

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Response to My dick is weird, NG! Oct. 12th, 2007 @ 10:33 PM Reply

Happy belated BIRTHDAY!


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Response to My dick is weird, NG! Oct. 27th, 2007 @ 02:17 PM Reply

At 10/12/07 09:25 PM, Aci6 wrote:
At 10/12/07 09:21 PM, SweetSkater wrote: I heard ants crawl up the japs eye and lays eggs.
Why only japs though?

because their dicks are too small!


Make me a sandwich, damnit.

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Response to My dick is weird, NG! Oct. 27th, 2007 @ 02:18 PM Reply

Wait... There was a thread that was almost exactly like this on 4chan.


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