Here we go again. Once again I'll take the plunge first and let you in on why I'm making the picks along with the scores. Clearly telling you why I'm picking things is enough for you not to follow along with my madness, and after another good week long may that continue.
Arsenal 3-0 Norwich
Banker of the week on talksport after Liverpool sabotaged my season last week. Should be an easy home win, especially with Walcott and Wilshere back from injury
Villa 2-1 Fulham
As ever, Fulham suck away from home, while Villa have turned the corner and are pulling away from danger at pace. Benteke is single handedly scoring points for my fantasy league team every week.
Everton 2-1 QPR
All the fight in the world isn't saving QPR now, and Everton are still pushing for Europe. Can't see past a home win, though it will likely be close as Everton struggle to score.
Reading 1-2 Liverpool
Reading are even more dead in the water than QPR, while Liverpool are maddeningly inconsistent. I can't see them screwing up twice in a row though.
Southampton 2-1 West Ham
Southampton are looking like the new Swansea with their Spanish manager, playing fast attacking football. Close matchup, so backing the home side. Both will be delighted with a likely midtable finish.
Newcastle 1-0 Sunderland
This will swing on how many players see red, and the Di Canio effect. Newcastle will be tired after a hard faught tie against Benfica, but on paper are the far superior side. Should sneak a win, but could go either way. Sunderland certainly need a result desperately.
Stoke 0-2 Man United.
I stopped predicting against United months ago. Equally I stopped predicting for Stoke around the same time.
Extra special midweek bonus games, or I'll forget later in the week!
Arsenal 3-1 Everton
With Walcott and Wilshere Arsenal are a decent side, and should be too much for Everton at home. Could be a great game.
Man City 4-0 Wigan
Wigan. Could be brilliant and steal a famous win. More likely they will be destroyed by a City side who have remembered how to win 4 months too late.
West ham 1-2 Man United
See the comment about United above.
Fulham 2-2 Chelsea
Chelsea must be exhausted by now, and Fulham may be pants away from home, but are formidable at home. Tough to call, but plumping for a rare draw this week.