I'm fucked. Without lube.

[H-K-S]

About three weeks ago me and my Russia-German gang (formerly the Skaters) were walking to class and some fat kid kept yelling I had AIDS. I ignore him the first five times. Well, he yelled it to a bunch of girls and I turn and I start charging with my head aiming at his chest and hitting him dead-on. Then I grab him by the collar of his shirt. I noticed a teacher was coming so I dropped it and walked back to my gang. A admin from the school told me not to mess up after the incident. So I didn't...

Two weeks ago the vice-principal called me to her office and gave me detention hall. I was surprised, because it was a week LATER after the incident. The fat kid gots a huge army of jocks. So after the last day D-hall this army gave me shit. Ignore them and managed to not to go berserk.

Yesterday. The fat kid's father walks into my folks business and threatens my mom that his was gonna hurt hurt if I'm in school today. Mum is a smart person and says to me after... don't go to school and if he comes today I can get him arrested. So on Tuesday if the dad gets arrested, I plan on rock and rolling this kids fucked up world with fists and fleets. But I had to the office for giving a mean face the other day, pathetic. Oh well that the kids fucking jerking off, because I wasn't in school the other day....

[KingPaulP]

You should let it lie for a few weeks, the fat kid will probably forget about it, but once it all dies down follow him into the toilets, make sure you are alone, if he goes to the urinal grab both his legs when he is taking a piss and pull them, he will fall flat on his face in a pool of his own piss and possibly crack his head off the urinal.

revenge is sweet

[yurgenburgen]

At 10/11/07 09:06 AM, KingPaulP wrote: if he goes to the urinal grab both his legs when he is taking a piss and pull them, he will fall flat on his face in a pool of his own piss and possibly crack his head off the urinal.

That's awesome. He's probably raise his hands instinctively and end up pissing all over himself as well. I will remember this idea next time I make an enemy.

[Sawdust]

see what he likes and ridicule it and mock it if he likes naruto say "im naruto' then speak some chinese-ish gibberish while doing some gay weak kicks

easy

[H-K-S]

At 10/11/07 09:06 AM, KingPaulP wrote:

follow him into the toilets, make sure you are alone, if he goes to the urinal grab both his legs when he is taking a piss and pull them, he will fall flat on his face in a pool of his own piss and possibly crack his head off the urinal.

Thanks, I copied the idea to my cpu.

[FoxHawx]

Kick the fat kids ass....then suffer the consequences later.

Fat Kid Screaming=Hilarious...heck you should youtube it or something.

[grim673]

Just give him some food, he'll forgive you.

And if that fails kick his ass and make him squeal like the little pig he is.

[JackPhantasm]

Stop lying on internet forums.

[281-knilb]

shove his head into a computer monitor then switch it on

[samurai-skillz]

wow and you went through all this just because some fat kid told a bunch of girls you had AIDS? If they [ the girls] know any better they would know he was lying and wouldn't care. People are gonna call you names and start up shit about you, that's how school is, but there's no need to fight just because of it. Just start another rumor about him.

[urbn]

At 10/11/07 09:01 AM, H-K-S wrote:

:Waffle

KAY.

[snapper5]

give him liposuction, the you can punch him without loseing your hand

[Horrisyodo]

Looks like someone's getting bullied

[Luxury-Yacht]

Just keep leaving boxes of diet food on his doorstep before he leaves his house in the morning.

[WilliWowza]

Gangs and armies?

Wow, sad...

[Britkid]

You're a cool kid. I want to join your gang.

[Ejit]

No. I've seen a photo of you, and you're a fat ginger kid.

[Jackotrades]

Wait, so how does the title resemble the story?

[Exploding-Trousers]

So, you ran at him with your head?

[silverman10]

At 10/11/07 09:09 AM, yurgenburgen wrote:

At 10/11/07 09:06 AM, KingPaulP wrote: if he goes to the urinal grab both his legs when he is taking a piss and pull them, he will fall flat on his face in a pool of his own piss and possibly crack his head off the urinal.

That's awesome. He's probably raise his hands instinctively and end up pissing all over himself as well. I will remember this idea next time I make an enemy.

Aye that would sor the little effer out. also then stick his head down a toilet-preferably one with a shit in it and flush it.

[wolfboy22]

Damn, you're right.
But seriously, you need to clear things up with people..

[matthew-ferguson]

Well, I understand that he got you pissed off. Think of it this way, at the end of the day does it really matter that he said you had aids? Or is he even worth the trouble? Dude, sounds to me like this guy is a waste of sperm.

[PhoenixGodwin]

Holy crap I want to go to your school!

[Savren]

At 10/11/07 11:00 AM, JackPhantasm wrote: Stop lying on internet forums.

word.

[AnalPenguinFarming]

Why the hell are you in a gang...you're 17 years old buddy. Grow up a little bit, a kid says you have AIDS, big deal. I think you have AIDS too, grab me by the collar, go ahead do it! Do it now!

[Reyals]

Where's all the gay sex you implied?