How did that end up in police hands?
Another of CarChaseCityMan's oh so funny Real Life Scenarios!
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Convicted guy: *On phone with friend in the police* Yo, dude, my porn just came in! Wanna back to back it?
Officer: Sure, dude!
-----------20 minutes later-------
Officer: Hey man, wheres the porn at?
Convicted: Right here!
Officer: Child porn?
Convicted: YEah! It's hot shit, man.
Officer: Dude... THIS SHIT ROCKSSS!!!!!!!
Convicted: LET THE FAPPING COMMENCE!!!
20 minutes of FAPFAPFAP later...
Officer: Holy shit, dude, that was AMAZING porn.
Convicted: I know, right?
Officer: Dude, I GOTTA show this to the fellas at the office.
Convicted: O.k!
----------2 days later---------
Convicted: MY NEW PORN!!!
Neighbor: Hey, you got child porn too?
Convicted: YEah! Wanna fap?
Neighbor: LET THE FAPPING COMMENCE!!!
You know what happens next...
Neighbor: Wow taht was good.
Convicted: Huh? The mail trucks coming back!
Neighbor: Huh? The mail just came! It was good mail too!
Convicted: OH SHIT IT'S A COP.
Cop: FREEZE, BITCH!
Convicted: Aw, shit.
Courtroom 3 days later...
Judge: So, what is the crime?
Lawyer: My client has been accused of having possession of illegal child pornography.
Judge: MAy I see the evidence?
Lawyer: Of course, your honor.
Judge: *Reads magazine* This is... AMAZING!!!
Convicted: I NO, RITE?!
Judge: LET THE FAPPING COMMENCE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
!!!!!!!!!
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Edn of another Real Life Scenario by CarChaseCityMan