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Posted at: 10/10/07 11:40 AM

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O.k. Today in collage we were making up hypothetical fights between people, ande deciding on who would win, it was fun untill somone brought up this one "Who would win in a deathmatch between Chuck Norris and Clint Eastwood". This started a HUGE arguement, so im asking you, who do you think will win? and why?

Personally my money would be on Clint, Chuck Norris's round house kicks are no match for Clint Eastwood's quick draw!

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Posted at: 10/10/07 11:41 AM

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chuck norris all the way man

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Posted at: 10/10/07 11:42 AM

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HAH! Chuck Norris>God
Clints weak bullets cant harm Chuck Norris

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Posted at: 10/10/07 11:42 AM

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Clint Eastwood, Mr. Norris isn't feeling too lucky.

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Posted at: 10/10/07 11:42 AM

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Chuck Norris is a raging faggot.


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Posted at: 10/10/07 11:44 AM

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Since Chuck Norris being funny stopped a long, long time ago, I'd hafta go with Clint Eastwood, who's probably surprising less close to death already.

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Posted at: 10/10/07 11:45 AM

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Oh yeah, and to people who claim things like "Chuck Norris doesn't have to use a gun, he just points his fingers and says bang, and people die", Thats a rumor, if thats the case when Clint Eastwood squints his eyes everybody in a 5 mile radius drops down dead!

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Posted at: 10/10/07 11:47 AM

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What's a Chuck Norris?

Mario doesn't murder koopas!
When it's an accident, it's called koopaslaughter.
I can not be a faggot.

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Posted at: 10/10/07 11:50 AM

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I'd have to say Clint Eastwood...he owns Chuck Norris any day. Plus, the whole Chuck Norris thing is way old now = /

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Posted at: 10/10/07 11:50 AM

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Clint Eastwood. He's cool.

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Posted at: 10/10/07 11:51 AM

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Forgeting all that godly shit about Chuck Norris being a god I think Clint Eastwood would win.

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At 10/10/07 11:47 AM, mariobro42 wrote: What's a Chuck Norris?

The dick who can do all of this.


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Posted at: 10/10/07 11:53 AM

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WARNING. CHALLENGER APPROACHING.

Christopher Walken ftw.

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In case you guys doesn't know... Chuck Norris is bother of Jesus!

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Posted at: 10/10/07 11:57 AM

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From certain angles (not this one), Clint looks kinda like my dad.

Clint Eastwood Vs Chuck Norris

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At 10/10/07 11:51 AM, Paradox wrote:
At 10/10/07 11:47 AM, mariobro42 wrote: What's a Chuck Norris?
The dick who can do all of this.

That's it? And someone said he was better than God? I don't think this is a forum, but a loony bin!

Mario doesn't murder koopas!
When it's an accident, it's called koopaslaughter.
I can not be a faggot.

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Posted at: 10/10/07 11:58 AM

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If anyone has ever seen a Chuck Norris movie, and seen just a part of a Clint Eastwood movie- the nswer is obvious.

Clint Eastwood is a true badass, not just somebody that is funny to pretend is a badass, which is what Norris is.

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At 10/10/07 11:53 AM, carbonwater wrote: WARNING. CHALLENGER APPROACHING.
Christopher Walken ftw.

epic win....christopher walken is a fucking badass =D

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Posted at: 10/10/07 12:02 PM

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At 10/10/07 11:58 AM, mariobro42 wrote:
At 10/10/07 11:51 AM, Paradox wrote:
At 10/10/07 11:47 AM, mariobro42 wrote: What's a Chuck Norris?
The dick who can do all of this.
That's it? And someone said he was better than God? I don't think this is a forum, but a loony bin!

He's also the person who counted to infinity twice, ran round the world and punched himself in the back of the head, and the boogeyman checks his closet every night to make sure Chuck Norris isn't in there.

In other words, yes, he's just a massive faggot.


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Posted at: 10/10/07 12:04 PM

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I really don't care, because Harrison Ford could kill them both.

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Posted at: 10/10/07 12:07 PM

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CLINT FUCKING EASTWOOD

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Posted at: 10/10/07 12:10 PM

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Chuck Norris couldn't beat Clint Eastwood in anything. Not even a game of rock paper scissors!


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Posted at: 10/10/07 12:21 PM

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Dirty Harry could beat the shit out of Norris.

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Posted at: 10/10/07 12:30 PM

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Robert De Niro would whip both of them.

Clint Eastwood Vs Chuck Norris

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Posted at: 10/10/07 12:42 PM

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Clint would rip chuck limb from limb.

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Posted at: 10/10/07 01:08 PM

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I think its clear who won this!

What did happen on the Cahulawassee River?

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Posted at: 10/10/07 01:09 PM

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Chuck Norris hands down.

ClintEastwood has no chance whatsoever.


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Posted at: 10/10/07 01:10 PM

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chuck norris would just round house kick clint's bullets. so chuck would win!

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Posted at: 10/11/07 01:43 PM

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At 10/10/07 12:21 PM, McFooFa wrote: Dirty Harry could beat the shit out of Norris.

Anybody could beat the shit out of Norris.

Mario doesn't murder koopas!
When it's an accident, it's called koopaslaughter.
I can not be a faggot.

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