Bushisms?

[Luxury-Yacht]

Does anyone have any good Bush quotes? If so, post 'em here. That wacky Bush is always good for a laugh...

[JMHX]

I have the book, but I'll refrain from posting them, as most people already know them.

[Deathlock-5]

why dose every one have to bash on pres. bush.a few days ago my mom got 800$ because of him.and althoevery one prolly disagres i think bush did a good job with iraq

[JMHX]

At 7/27/03 01:06 AM, Deathlock-5 wrote: why dose every one have to bash on pres. bush.a few days ago my mom got 800$ because of him.and althoevery one prolly disagres i think bush did a good job with iraq

$800 whole dollars? Well, he must be doing a great job, then, don't you agree? You know, lying about the ability of Iraq to launch a missile in 45 minutes or seeking uranium from Africa. Forget all of those international incidents, it's all about the $800.

[misterx2000]

www.bushisms.com
http://www.realchange.org/bushjr.htm

[Deathlock-5]

hey jack ass if you have a problem with just opening ur mail box one day and finding 800$ thats cool but cmon man how do YOU know hes lying?do u have a spy satilite network in orbit? o i forgot, ur in the cia, u inspected this shit yourself!no no no thats all wrong, ur an all knowing omnitiant being,dam that one always slips by me some how

[JMHX]

Or rather, the White House admitted to both of those rumors being lies and otherwise falsified reports.

[Ted-Easton]

And of course, them admitting it isn't proof. We all need to be in the cia with our own satellites.
And I'd be able to do that if only I got 800$, too.
*sigh*

Bush could give 800$ to everyone in the world, and it still doesn't make up for invading a nation on false pretenses.

[adrshepard]

And of course, Bush runs everything, and because some idiot investigator made inaccurate reports, or some excited speech writer put in a false claim, it has to be his fault, right?

[Luxury-Yacht]

Thanks to misterx2000, I found a lot of Bushisms.

"You've heard Al Gore say he invented the internet. Well, if he was so smart, then why do all the addresses begin with "W"?"

"I know the human being and fish can coexist peacefully."

"More and more of our imports are coming from overseas."

[Ted-Easton]

When the man uses it to go to war, yes, it is his fault.
And it wasn't "one idiot investigator", it was the CIA, british intelligence, and a number of agencies.

But none of this would have mattered if the man didn't go to war based on it.

[JMHX]

At 7/27/03 11:06 AM, adrshepard wrote: And of course, Bush runs everything, and because some idiot investigator made inaccurate reports, or some excited speech writer put in a false claim, it has to be his fault, right?

The fact is that the claim was put into the speech long before he ever presented it. Now, it would strike me that if I was building a case for war and knew I would be standing before all of America delivering that case, I'd want to at least double check my sources. Not to mention that these sources were also long discredited by every other world government, and including the CIA and FBI, well before Bush stood at that podium and made a complete fool out of himself. But that's okay, he's a fool, we can't hold him responsible.

[Luxury-Yacht]

Ive got some more Bushisms! Hooray for free speech!

"We cannot let terriers and rougue nations hold this nation hostile or hold our allies hostile."

"I think we agree, the past is over."

"It's clearly a budget. It's got lots of numbers in it."

"I understand small business growth. I was one."

"The mission must be to fight and win war and therefore to prevent war from happening in the first place."

[adrshepard]

Not every piece of intelligence is immune to scrutiny. To say that Bush lied is inaccurate. There is no proof either way. I think there was sufficient reason
even without the Nigeria-uranium piece to go to war against Saddam. By the way, that piece is the one everyone is accusing him of lying about. And it was a single ex-ambassador that went to investigate in Nigeria.
You can look it up yourself.

[Luxury-Yacht]

I've got some more!

"It's your money. You paid for it."

"They misunderestimated me."

"I'm the master of low expectations."

"I think war is a dangerous place."

[Commander-K25]

"...when it comes to our security, we really don't need anybody's permission."

"No matter what the whip count is, we're calling for the vote. We want to see people stand up and say what their opinion is..."

[RIPclock]

George W. Bush deservs to die he is a facist hopefully he dose'nt set up the 2004 election like he did with the one in 2000 but of course he will.

[JMHX]

At 7/28/03 12:39 AM, AsheronsCallClock wrote: George W. Bush deservs to die he is a facist hopefully he dose'nt set up the 2004 election like he did with the one in 2000 but of course he will.

Do not speak ever again. I knew just from looking at the BBS main page that with a name like AsheronsCallClock this wouldn't be the most professional post in the world. I have to admit, I do not enjoy George W. Bush all that much, but come on. The 2000 election was a mistake played well by Bush, and that is all. Will it ever die?

[luckoftheirish]

i have a good one, this was pathetic

"the only logical way to solve this dispute between the palestinians and the israel , is to remove the wall"

[misterx2000]

Oh and I forgot this EXCELLENT site...which is where Rancorman got his pic I believe...

www.bushorchimp.com

[TheShrike]

I love bush.

[JMHX]

Does it count if your national leader happens to be an evidence-falsifying tyrant?

[TheShrike]

At 7/29/03 04:40 AM, JudgeMeHarshX wrote: Does it count if your national leader happens to be an evidence-falsifying tyrant?

Apparently not.

[TheTio]

At 7/27/03 03:39 AM, Deathlock-5 wrote: hey jack ass if you have a problem with just opening ur mail box one day and finding 800$ thats cool but cmon man how do YOU know hes lying?do u have a spy satilite network in orbit? o i forgot, ur in the cia, u inspected this shit yourself!no no no thats all wrong, ur an all knowing omnitiant being,dam that one always slips by me some how

Omniscient

Ok, ahem, anyway...you dont need to do anything but pay attention to what the government says and does, see how it compares, and then how it appears in retrospect to realize how full of shit they were

[Luxury-Yacht]

Actually, I got the Bush/chimp pic from the other site you gave me, misterx2000. But thanks alot for your latest link. I can't ever get enough Bush bashing. It eases the pain of knowing that the radical right has the majority. ::shivers::

[adrshepard]

I would like to know how Bush is a tyrant, JudgeMeHarshlyX. What has he done, or do you mean tyrant as in the ancient definition?

[Explodapop]

At 7/29/03 01:30 PM, adrshepard wrote: I would like to know how Bush is a tyrant, JudgeMeHarshlyX. What has he done, or do you mean tyrant as in the ancient definition?

Yea, it's not like he forces his little minions into war and to pay him money so he can kick it and stuff. It is not like he dosn't do anything useful and just talks to the media and tells lies to his own ppl, to keep them happy and unknowing.

Oh.

[adrshepard]

Doesn't do anything useful? Just talks to people? He has done lots of "useful" things in his administration. I won't even go into how "useful" it has been to make sure that Al-Qaida is no where near as well equipped and powerful enough to bother us anymore. How about wiping out a brutal dictator who imprisons children, kills those who speak out against him, and has sons that rape teenage girls. And the tax cuts, which wasn't made to help the rich. You get back what you put into it, and obviously rich people pay more taxes than some poor family. Do these things fit your def. of "useful?"

[adrshepard]

And I forgot to ask wtf you mean by "kick it and stuff."

[JMHX]

Aside from "kick it and stuff" it's pretty accurate. He demands nations follow him or else they shouldn't be expecting any foreign aid for a long time. That's good old fashioned blackmail, in one sense of the term.