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tell me is thise joke funny 2007-10-08 21:36:43 Reply

i found it on website

it is called birdy

There was a man sunbathing on a beach naked. A girl came along and pointed to his dingly dangly and asked, "what is that?" He replied, "It's my bird!"

She ran away to play in the sand cheerfully. The man fell asleep. zZzZzZz. Later he woke up in hospital with pain around his groin. He did not know what had gone wrong. He thought back maybe the girl might know, so once he was out of the hospital he asked her.

She replied, "I played with the bird and it spat at me so I cracked its neck, broke its eggs, and burnt its nest."


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Response to tell me is thise joke funny 2007-10-08 21:37:42 Reply

that was awful.

i got a better one.
*knock knock*


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Response to tell me is thise joke funny 2007-10-08 21:38:36 Reply

At 10/8/07 09:37 PM, Hellraiser wrote: that was awful.

i got a better one.
*knock knock*

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Response to tell me is thise joke funny 2007-10-08 21:39:16 Reply

lol...that was actually pretty funny, but we have enough cock jokes on NG
although, some people of different views on jokes


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Response to tell me is thise joke funny 2007-10-08 21:44:20 Reply

At 10/8/07 09:42 PM, H-K-S wrote: I have a better one.

fuck!"


"What? You asked for John to be hung like a Negro."

Wow, really racist. But good.


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Response to tell me is thise joke funny 2007-10-08 21:53:08 Reply

That joke would be funny, if I hadn't already heard 20,000 minor variants of it.


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Response to tell me is thise joke funny 2007-10-08 22:28:34 Reply

It's funny, but not as funny as a walrus.

tell me is thise joke funny


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Response to tell me is thise joke funny 2007-10-08 22:30:08 Reply

eh, both kinda horrible ones


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Response to tell me is thise joke funny 2007-10-08 22:32:34 Reply

At 10/8/07 09:36 PM, Thelonecanadian wrote: A girl came along and pointed to his dingly dangly and asked, "what is that?"

That was the only funny part.

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Response to tell me is thise joke funny 2007-10-08 22:35:03 Reply

At 10/8/07 10:32 PM, Raguel wrote:
At 10/8/07 09:36 PM, Thelonecanadian wrote: A girl came along and pointed to his dingly dangly and asked, "what is that?"
That was the only funny part.

Kinda erotic too... depraved.

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Response to tell me is thise joke funny 2007-10-08 22:36:26 Reply

Ya i though it was pretty funny


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Response to tell me is thise joke funny 2007-10-08 22:37:04 Reply

At 10/8/07 09:44 PM, Lost-Wisdom wrote:

"What? You asked for John to be hung like a Negro."
Wow, really racist. But good.

Some of the best ones are racial jokes...
First bird one was wayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy to fucking long...
And the punchline could be seen ten miles away.


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Response to tell me is thise joke funny 2007-10-08 22:40:13 Reply

my joke
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. i have a black man in my family tree, as a matter of fact he is still hanging there as we speak


click it... CLICK IT!!!

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