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At 6/17/09 09:04 AM, Coop83 wrote:

At 6/14/09 09:19 AM, Auz wrote: I did suprisingly well on this update it seems. I even got more blams than Afro_Stud which is quite amazing. I don´t think that has ever happened in either saves or blams in the last 3 years.

Not wanting to tempt providence, but I think he might actually be slowing down or even getting a life!

It seems like he is indeed slowly getting a life, comparing his current bp paces with the paces he had last year =/

For the next update I expect to climb at least two ranks, possibly three. Then only 9 more ranks and I´ll be in top 100 :)

I was hoping that more people than just you and I would have been interested in Blams, but alas.

Yeah I thought it was rather strange that still no one commented about five hours after the update. Perhaps many people didn´t notice. Or there is a temporary lack of interest, like I also had occasionaly with the reviewers list.

Anyway, I hope this is not discouraging to you or anything.

Besides, you're approaching the top 100 at a nice pace and from there, it's only a small matter of achieving 20k, which is an awesome achievement in this day and age :)

Indeed. Although getting to the 19,200 blams that are required now will probably still take me until next year.

At 6/17/09 09:29 AM, Haggard wrote:

At 6/17/09 09:04 AM, Coop83 wrote: I was hoping that more people than just you and I would have been interested in Blams, but alas.

I too am interested in blams, but I'm not on the list. So no use for me commenting on the updates. -.-

Seeing how users like you and NEVR are having so much trouble trying to get their blam count up, I sure am glad I started bp'ing a long while before the whole saving madness began after Clock Day '07.

Although I regret the fact that I didn´t start right away when I signed up. I think I could´ve had a few thousand more by now if I didn´t spend over half a year in the general forum without caring much about the portal. But seeing how many blams you missed in all those years, I guess I shouldn´t complain.

At 6/17/09 09:29 AM, Haggard wrote:

At 6/17/09 09:04 AM, Coop83 wrote: I was hoping that more people than just you and I would have been interested in Blams, but alas.

I too am interested in blams, but I'm not on the list. So no use for me commenting on the updates. -.-

You'll get there, it's just going to take a while.

Mind you, I've just gone back to back with 20 blams in a single day, so there is hope yet.

*cues sub-10 Blams day :(*

At 6/17/09 11:45 AM, Auz wrote:

At 6/17/09 09:04 AM, Coop83 wrote: Not wanting to tempt providence, but I think he might actually be slowing down or even getting a life!

It seems like he is indeed slowly getting a life, comparing his current bp paces with the paces he had last year =/

Well, we can but hope. If there's hope for him, then there is hope for all of Newgrounds. Perhaps he's just planning on turning up to the NG London meet in August and hoping to nail one on my chin?

I was hoping that more people than just you and I would have been interested in Blams, but alas.

Yeah I thought it was rather strange that still no one commented about five hours after the update. Perhaps many people didn´t notice. Or there is a temporary lack of interest, like I also had occasionaly with the reviewers list.

I was hoping Bahamut was going to stop by and perhaps even gfoxcook - he made time to posts some updates, but not all of them. He even posted on the Art Portal thread, dammit!

I regret the fact that I didn´t start right away when I signed up. I think I could´ve had a few thousand more by now if I didn´t spend over half a year in the general forum without caring much about the portal. But seeing how many blams you missed in all those years, I guess I shouldn´t complain.

Yeah, that's similar for me. If I'd have started B/Ping on day 1 of my Newgrounds account, I'd have been so much closer to iscrulz' B/P total now, that I'd have made him go even further with his hatred of me and his idea that I am actually Jewish.

At 4/16/09 03:13 AM, Coop83 wrote:

At 4/15/09 04:24 PM, Bahamut wrote: Now I'm sad because you didn't mention me on that update. Also, why not a can of Relentless instead of a Lucozade bottle? Lucozade's nice and all, but Relentless is even better.

I'll mention you when you show off your 0 button ;)

So when I get myself to 40k?

At 5/2/09 11:53 AM, gfoxcook wrote:

At 3/21/09 03:38 PM, Bahamut wrote: Exactly. It doesn't make much of a difference whether I keep the laptop on charge all the time or only charge it when it's low on battery. The latter requires unnecessary effort, so I'm good with the former.

We keep ours in all the time, too, but we have to... battery's fucked. Used to be fucked in a "won't run the laptop for longer than 45 minutes" way... now it's fucked in a "laptop doesn't think the battery exists, will turn off if unplugged from wall" way. heh.

OK, now THAT'S fucked up. Unless it's your old laptop, it really could do with being looked into.

Mmmmm... tastiest number.... probably a 3. It looks like a nice puffy pair of buns. o_o

That's a reasonable answer.

A new gang of green pic shall be in order shortly, I'm sure.

Oooooooooh!

Shiny!

Well?

Well? I didn't do it last time, IIRC. YOU DO IT. #;-}>

Meh, since then the next gang of green plan was screwed up, so we've got to let it go. Heh, you might as well try and arrange a gang of gold.

Lucozade sounds like a nasty medicinal syrup or something.

It's a nice energy drink, but Relentless beats it.

At 6/13/09 04:28 PM, Coop83 wrote: Update #14

Thanks for the update Coop.

Okay, I'm trying to get myself back on track with the list updates

And I'm getting back on track with replying to these threads. I can't believe my last post here was two months ago.

Rank) Blams | Gain | Username
015) 39853 || + 000 || Bahamut
016) 39677 || + 347 || Ehwaz003 1

I gained one blam on the other update due to a flagged entry/passed but deleted flash. So that makes it the third blam since my semi-retirement. Also, I can see Ehwaz passing me in blams on the next update, which is fair enough as he's close to passing me in B/P,

At 5/17/09 05:38 AM, Coop83 wrote: Update #13

Thanks for the updaaaaaaate!

021) 37504 || + 000 || LittleMissVixen
022) 36899 || + 031 || DonDoli
023) 36000 || + 000 || gfoxcook
024) 35349 || + 000 || X-Naut
025) 34531 || + 000 || Rabindarath

:::falls asleep:::

At 5/17/09 05:42 AM, Coop83 wrote: Improved paces are to be expected, due to last month's short update. Still, we're making progress to pushing the Blam numbers up. All we need to do is work out how DrJam is getting such a sick pace and exploit that for our own gains!

My guess: he's merged with the Portal. He can sense when a flash that is destined to be blammed enters the portal before it even garners ONE VOTE... he is... the future. o_o

At 5/2/09 11:53 AM, gfoxcook wrote: Lucozade sounds like a nasty medicinal syrup or something.

Well, it's made by a pharaceutical company - it's basically fizzy glucose, that helps people get their energy levels up quicker. I was on some after some particularly hard work. I think it was cycling to work and cricket training all together.

Well, let me be even more specific and say that it sounds like something sick people would be prescribed, not something to drink for the taste/energy. O_o

Do you know what the Luco or Lucoz root means?

Gatorade is a fucked up term here in America, but at least I know the origin of it (the Florida Gators football team).

At 6/13/09 04:28 PM, Coop83 wrote: Update #14

Thanks again!

021) 37504 || + 000 || LittleMissVixen
022) 36915 || + 016 || DonDoli
023) 36000 || + 000 || gfoxcook
024) 35349 || + 000 || X-Naut
025) 34531 || + 000 || Rabindarath

....

man, the updates in here are really starting to give me narcolepsy. ;_;

It's like... DonDoli's moving a tiny bit, but all the other channels around me are nothing but static and fuzz. ;_;

027) 34177 || + 055 || Aksumka
028) 33497 || + 292 || Ultor 2

Hey, here come some waves to shake things up a bit. Maybe I'll be awake in an update or two. #;-}>

At 6/17/09 09:04 AM, Coop83 wrote:

At 6/14/09 09:19 AM, Auz wrote: I did suprisingly well on this update it seems. I even got more blams than Afro_Stud which is quite amazing. I don´t think that has ever happened in either saves or blams in the last 3 years.

Not wanting to tempt providence, but I think he might actually be slowing down or even getting a life!

Eh, he'll return it to the store after another month or so. They're overrated.

For the next update I expect to climb at least two ranks, possibly three. Then only 9 more ranks and I´ll be in top 100 :)

I was hoping that more people than just you and I would have been interested in Blams, but alas.

;_;

I have failed you... my son... </DarthVaderppukus with a lightsabre>

At 6/17/09 11:45 AM, Auz wrote: Yeah I thought it was rather strange that still no one commented about five hours after the update. Perhaps many people didn´t notice. Or there is a temporary lack of interest, like I also had occasionaly with the reviewers list.

;_;

Anyway, I hope this is not discouraging to you or anything.

Well, if Coop's anything like me and Dogma before him, he'd never stop one of the twin lists without stopping the other. So the real danger is if both the save list thread AND the blam list thread died together. Then he'd be discouraged, yes. But as long as ONE of them is doing okay, he'll have the strength to carry on. :::nods:::

At 6/17/09 09:29 AM, Haggard wrote: I too am interested in blams, but I'm not on the list. So no use for me commenting on the updates. -.-

Seeing how users like you and NEVR are having so much trouble trying to get their blam count up, I sure am glad I started bp'ing a long while before the whole saving madness began after Clock Day '07.

Yes, I'm very happy that I got all 36,000 of my blams in the old blamflated 2003, 2004, and 2005 days.

There were more blams to get in any of those individual years than there were in 2007, 2008, and 2009 COMBINED.

At 6/19/09 04:02 AM, Coop83 wrote: Mind you, I've just gone back to back with 20 blams in a single day, so there is hope yet.

epic.

*cues sub-10 Blams day :(*

Oh noe, only 10ish blams in a day. O_o

Dude, I'm pretty sure there are some who would kill for 8 blams in a day about now with their current blam rates. #;-}>

In fact, I'm pretty sure that NEVR is one of them, judging from a post I remember catching up on in the EGRL yesterday. I believe he has a 2 blams/day rate and is very upset it's stuck there.

I was hoping Bahamut was going to stop by and perhaps even gfoxcook - he made time to posts some updates, but not all of them. He even posted on the Art Portal thread, dammit!

GODDAMNIT, stop rubbing it in how much I have failed you. ;_; I'm here, damnit!

Also, I posted in the Art Portal thread because it was an interesting front page news thread.

I think I've only posted in 3 of them this calendar year. I used to post in them like 20 times a year back in the day, but lately most of them just don't interest me, so... when one comes along I like, I gotta jump on while it's fresh. News topics are like butterflies, yanno... ephemeral and fun to chase. #;-}>

Yeah, that's similar for me. If I'd have started B/Ping on day 1 of my Newgrounds account, I'd have been so much closer to iscrulz' B/P total now, that I'd have made him go even further with his hatred of me and his idea that I am actually Jewish.

Not that there's anything wrong with it... though you wouldn't know that from his diatribe-filled posts aimed at your faux-Jewishness. o_o

I hope no impressionable, young skinheads-in-waiting are reading iscrulz's posts like he's some sort of god amongst men. ;_;

Freakin' hell. somehow I didn't go to this tab when I was assembling the multi-quote reply. Arhgghgh. Oh well, even though I thought all the replies would fit EASY into one post, I shoulda split it into two posts as I usually do when separate update-related post + convo post situations exist... as one did today. ;_;

OLDSCHOOL BAHA-ONLY REPLY TIEMS BY ACCIDENT:

At 6/21/09 09:34 AM, Bahamut wrote:

At 5/2/09 11:53 AM, gfoxcook wrote:

At 3/21/09 03:38 PM, Bahamut wrote: Exactly. It doesn't make much of a difference whether I keep the laptop on charge all the time or only charge it when it's low on battery. The latter requires unnecessary effort, so I'm good with the former.

We keep ours in all the time, too, but we have to... battery's fucked. Used to be fucked in a "won't run the laptop for longer than 45 minutes" way... now it's fucked in a "laptop doesn't think the battery exists, will turn off if unplugged from wall" way. heh.

OK, now THAT'S fucked up. Unless it's your old laptop, it really could do with being looked into.

Yep. Well, it's from 2005. Dunno if you consider that old. It's past its warranty, so there's not much that can be done, aside from ordering a brand new battery from Dell. Which I suppose we need to do sooner or later. Anyway, we just use the laptop plugged in at the couch, for the most part. It's got a little table it sits on that can be moved around easily and goes over your lap while you're sitting on the couch. Easy to use it like that, just not very portable (for a laptop).

Mmmmm... tastiest number.... probably a 3. It looks like a nice puffy pair of buns. o_o

That's a reasonable answer.

Thank you. Do you have your own idea of a tastiest number? If you already said, I've clearly forgotten, so remind me.

4 looks like it could be something tasty, too, but I'm not sure what. Maybe a nice triangle-sliced grilled chese sandwich.

Meh, since then the next gang of green plan was screwed up, so we've got to let it go. Heh, you might as well try and arrange a gang of gold.

Bah. Funk dat.

Lucozade sounds like a nasty medicinal syrup or something.

It's a nice energy drink, but Relentless beats it.

I'm sure they're both fine, I'm just commenting on the horrible name for the former. Relentness sounds all super trendy, but at least it SOUNDS like an energy drink, unlike the former (to me).

At 6/13/09 04:28 PM, Coop83 wrote: Update #14
042) 27019 || + 000 || RenegadeGirl
043) 26849 || + 031 || Voidist
044) 26797 || + 071 || the-puppet

It will be tough passing these two (last two) but I can pass my old friend RG in lets say 3 or so up dates.

045) 26785 || + 100 || iscrulz

Not so bad pretty good, I am at +80 gain so far and Its only been half way through if its 30 days between updates.

At 6/17/09 09:29 AM, Haggard wrote:

At 6/17/09 09:04 AM, Coop83 wrote: I was hoping that more people than just you and I would have been interested in Blams, but alas.

I too am interested in blams, but I'm not on the list. So no use for me commenting on the updates. -.-

Non-sense you don't have to be on a list to comment about it. Just don't be a DoD and be a dumbass and post whens the next update or why aren't on the list yet.

At 6/19/09 04:02 AM, Coop83 wrote: Yeah, that's similar for me. If I'd have started B/Ping on day 1 of my Newgrounds account, I'd have been so much closer to iscrulz' B/P total now, that I'd have made him go even further with his hatred of me and his idea that I am actually Jewish.

Whats this Jew boy you think you could have passed me in B/P, If so then if I B/p when I started and got 80 a day from 2002 to 2007 then 50 You wouldn't even be remotely close to me. Why 80 because I have gotten 100 paces and averaged 50 some of the time. Although if you b/p'ed from day one then you would have passed me. 40 lets say as an average with 600 point difference only 15 days uhhhh.

A Jew never denies he is a Jew. you are a stereotypical Jew you know, man fuck you kike. You think your going to decrease the gap this week in B/P you are dead wrong.

At 6/21/09 08:38 PM, gfoxcook wrote: Not that there's anything wrong with it... though you wouldn't know that from his diatribe-filled posts aimed at your faux-Jewishness. o_o

Unless I say I am going to holocaust him if he passes me in blams, B/P, total points or flash reviews. I must pass him in saves, posts and total reviews then to turn the tables *Evil Nazi laugh*

I hope no impressionable, young skinheads-in-waiting are reading iscrulz's posts like he's some sort of god amongst men. ;_;

Lets hope not skinheads are the stupidest fucking group of dumbfucks in the world. I am not even close to being a racist. With that said. I wonder who else is trying to pass me in a certain stat field.

Update #15
An interesting month for most - I'm actually glad to see a lot of activity around here again. Some guys who have lain dormant for some time have sparked into life and given this place a shot in the arm. We're still around the 7,000 Mark for the month, but the signs of life are here to see.

And of all the potentials on the list, I think that Haggard's gain of 404 was most impressive. I'm expecting him to join the ranks of this list within the year. That's your long term forcast for improving the gains of the list as a whole, so we'll see what happens.

Oh yeah - Patcoola joined the top 100, displacing FIGMENTUM. Congratulations.

Top 7 Gainers:
+ 841 - DrJam
+ 766 - harryjarry
+ 382 - Coop83
+ 369 - Punisher
+ 359 - Gooch
+ 342 - Ultor
+ 324 - Ehwaz003

Again, this race is some good stuff - they're shuffling in that train like the cars at Daytona. Yeeeeeeeee Haaaaaaaaaw! </redneck>

Milestones:
65,000 Saves - Wylo
60,000 Saves - DrJam
40,000 Saves - Ehwaz003
20,000 Saves - Now-n-Again

The List:
Rank) Blams | Gain | Username
001) 70006 || + 000 || Denvish
002) 65133 || + 269 || Wylo
003) 64000 || + 000 || ramagi
004) 63070 || + 251 || AfroUnderscoreStud
005) 60928 || + 091 || Molotov
006) 60423 || + 841 || DrJam
007) 59535 || + 000 || MPA
008) 57991 || + 369 || Punisher
009) 55174 || + 000 || ReconRebel
010) 49758 || + 004 || schneelocke
011) 47896 || + 000 || bila
012) 47802 || + 766 || harryjarry
013) 43669 || + 000 || Qwoxyl
014) 40688 || + 011 || leeboy105
015) 40001 || + 324 || Ehwaz003 1
016) 39854 || + 001 || Bahamut -1
017) 39543 || + 006 || BonusStage
018) 39016 || + 036 || Phantom
019) 38251 || + 034 || Sakurazukamori
020) 37992 || + 000 || ADT
021) 37504 || + 000 || LittleMissVixen
022) 36950 || + 035 || DonDoli
023) 36000 || + 000 || gfoxcook
024) 35349 || + 000 || X-Naut
025) 34531 || + 000 || Rabindarath
026) 34498 || + 003 || azteca89
027) 34223 || + 046 || Aksumka
028) 33839 || + 342 || Ultor
029) 33402 || + 000 || fixit
030) 33263 || + 000 || yaya12
031) 32929 || + 000 || ScottTowels
032) 32150 || + 266 || remrulzz 1
033) 31980 || + 000 || RoweNuts -1
034) 31337 || + 359 || Gooch 2
035) 31077 || + 000 || M-A-R-C-U-S -1
036) 30125 || + 010 || Andersson -1
037) 29693 || + 022 || courtday
038) 28574 || + 009 || Kolohe
039) 28360 || + 001 || alexsmolik
040) 28360 || + 010 || BlueHippo
041) 27507 || + 000 || Mazza
042) 27019 || + 000 || RenegadeGirl
043) 26968 || + 183 || iscrulz 2
044) 26907 || + 110 || the-puppet
045) 26882 || + 033 || Voidist -2
046) 26211 || + 000 || Joe
047) 26126 || + 011 || Foxphere 1
048) 26122 || + 000 || D0GMA -1
049) 26035 || + 058 || LatinoRalf 1
050) 26027 || + 001 || YoinK -1

051) 25732 || + 000 || R3dF0x
052) 25391 || + 000 || LockClock
053) 25386 || + 000 || Major-punk
054) 25140 || + 000 || Syme
055) 25119 || + 000 || pepeatumi
056) 24771 || + 000 || Kronno
057) 24639 || + 009 || iWalker
058) 24385 || + 000 || IM-KOOL-R-U
059) 24338 || + 016 || Nijsse
060) 24144 || + 256 || Sentio 2
061) 24063 || + 026 || Seamonky -1
062) 24000 || + 000 || iamnone -1
063) 23710 || + 019 || ouandyoi
064) 23676 || + 034 || TheDepthsofHell
065) 23337 || + 000 || j00bie
066) 23170 || + 000 || thisisasignin
067) 23086 || + 000 || KWAS71KCK
068) 23002 || + 000 || Thobbe
069) 22430 || + 000 || goodguyO
070) 21840 || + 000 || moongod
071) 21684 || + 040 || ornery 1
072) 21675 || + 001 || Rule -1
073) 21644 || + 382 || Coop83 3
074) 21591 || + 000 || Xiivi -1
075) 21461 || + 000 || EagleRock -1
076) 21407 || + 000 || XwaynecoltX -1
077) 21100 || + 026 || pieoncar
078) 20944 || + 000 || chaotic1
079) 20727 || + 000 || altr
080) 20541 || + 017 || SlashFirestorm
081) 20388 || + 000 || lightning
082) 20291 || + 000 || sharpie097
083) 20108 || + 000 || wismty
084) 20104 || + 000 || CaptainBob
085) 20053 || + 000 || shunshuu
086) 20036 || + 057 || Now-n-Again 4
087) 20005 || + 000 || Stormwarden -1
088) 20000 || + 000 || biteme2514 -1
089) 19998 || + 000 || Newgrundling -1
090) 19989 || + 000 || AnzRage -1
091) 19940 || + 013 || ThreeStar
092) 19928 || + 015 || staphita
093) 19774 || + 004 || Dream-of-Duke
094) 19748 || + 002 || QuikFox
095) 19689 || + 000 || Crolpa
096) 19665 || + 000 || artificial
097) 19657 || + 000 || BeFell
098) 19594 || + 023 || ThePunisher52
099) 19494 || + 000 || NeMeSiSM66
100) 19327 || + 123 || Patcoola 1

101) 19251 || + 035 || FIGMENTUM -1
102) 19167 || + 020 || mentalis
103) 19003 || + 000 || PimpMasterKDOG
104) 18725 || + 000 || DuMa-RyoHahn
105) 18263 || + 086 || stafffighter
106) 18084 || + 000 || ac-dc007
107) 18003 || + 008 || Minion777
108) 17983 || + 221 || Auz 4
109) 17927 || + 000 || XkwiziTOnE -1
110) 17898 || + 059 || pwroftheseagoat
111) 17897 || + 000 || Mr-Snrub -2
112) 17808 || + 002 || IvanTuroc -1
113) 17587 || + 025 || Rarebreed
114) 17555 || + 000 || TimScheff
115) 17548 || + 000 || sunhawk818
116) 17431 || + 000 || Tommy
117) 17427 || + 000 || ArtDanVal
118) 17246 || + 015 || OneUp
119) 17181 || + 000 || Parasoul
120) 17120 || + 000 || TITROTU
121) 17118 || + 023 || bmxgamer
122) 16938 || + 090 || Heinrich
123) 16842 || + 000 || ZIGZAG4EVER
124) 16832 || + 018 || ThunderboltLegion
125) 16767 || + 000 || swive
126) 16623 || + 000 || Cyberdevil
127) 16574 || + 000 || Kisuke
128) 16555 || + 029 || Kirk-Cocaine
129) 16511 || + 178 || Nightforce666 1
130) 16454 || + 114 || Little-Rena -1
131) 16097 || + 000 || Punk-Noodles
132) 16020 || + 113 || Idiot-Finder 4
133) 15988 || + 023 || alhill -1
134) 15959 || + 000 || HaroFreak -1
135) 15956 || + 000 || Myst -1
136) 15920 || + 006 || Ventar -1
137) 15751 || + 000 || Seraphius
138) 15587 || + 000 || Rabid-Echidna
139) 15575 || + 074 || gamejunkie 1
140) 15526 || + 000 || phileeguy -1
141) 15524 || + 047 || Wingman26 1
142) 15512 || + 012 || RupeeClock -1
143) 15412 || + 000 || TremcladClock
144) 15276 || + 220 || milinko959 1
145) 15241 || + 000 || RageVI -1
146) 15015 || + 001 || carmelhadinosaur
147) 15000 || + 000 || life
148) 14956 || + 000 || Orcmors
149) 14940 || + 000 || LittleWashu
150) 14924 || + 000 || Omgee

Most Blams Gained: DrJam (+841)
Most Ranks Gained: Now-n-Again; Auz; Idiot-Finder (+4)
Most Ranks Lost: Voidist; Mr-Snrub (-2)
Total Blams for the top 150: 3,871,871 - Cute number :P
Total Blams Gained: 6,984 (+1,317)

OMG! Bahamut, you showed off your Blam button! Told you I'd mention you :P

At 6/21/09 08:38 PM, gfoxcook wrote:

At 6/17/09 09:04 AM, Coop83 wrote:

At 6/14/09 09:19 AM, Auz wrote: I did suprisingly well on this update it seems. I even got more blams than Afro_Stud which is quite amazing. I don´t think that has ever happened in either saves or blams in the last 3 years.

Not wanting to tempt providence, but I think he might actually be slowing down or even getting a life!

Eh, he'll return it to the store after another month or so. They're overrated.

I don't know, perhaps he's enjoying this one for now. Maybe Bahamut can shed some light on the subject?

At 6/19/09 04:02 AM, Coop83 wrote: Mind you, I've just gone back to back with 20 blams in a single day, so there is hope yet.

epic.

*cues sub-10 Blams day :(*

Oh noe, only 10ish blams in a day. O_o

Yeah, it was only 7 :P

Dude, I'm pretty sure there are some who would kill for 8 blams in a day about now with their current blam rates. #;-}>

If people want Blams, they can get them themselves from the portal - I've got a decent streak going now and I don't want to lose it. Maybe even a shot at the top 70 coming up :)

In fact, I'm pretty sure that NEVR is one of them, judging from a post I remember catching up on in the EGRL yesterday. I believe he has a 2 blams/day rate and is very upset it's stuck there.

That's because he doesn't do too much on the portal any more :(

At 6/30/09 06:35 AM, iscrulz wrote:

At 6/19/09 04:02 AM, Coop83 wrote: Yeah, that's similar for me. If I'd have started B/Ping on day 1 of my Newgrounds account, I'd have been so much closer to iscrulz' B/P total now, that I'd have made him go even further with his hatred of me and his idea that I am actually Jewish.

Whats this Jew boy you think you could have passed me in B/P, If so then if I B/p when I started and got 80 a day from 2002 to 2007 then 50 You wouldn't even be remotely close to me. Why 80 because I have gotten 100 paces and averaged 50 some of the time. Although if you b/p'ed from day one then you would have passed me. 40 lets say as an average with 600 point difference only 15 days uhhhh.

Well, that only shows one thing to me - my pace has steadily increased over 5 years, while yours is erratic. I proved this to Dream-of-Duke a while ago that a consistent pace will win out in the end.

I'll see you after I reach 60k ;)

At 7/11/09 06:36 PM, Gagsy wrote: You know in your heart Coop that 200 is a better number then 150.

>.> <.<

I know that, but I also know that you still wouldn't be on the list with around 9,000 Blams. I' ve only got about 205 accounts on the spreadsheet so far and it might get expanded when I get a few more accounts to track with over 10,000 Blams.

At 7/11/09 05:41 PM, Coop83 wrote: 107) 18003 || + 008 || Minion777
108) 17983 || + 221 || Auz 4
...
Most Ranks Gained: Now-n-Again; Auz; Idiot-Finder (+4)

Woohoo!

That´s a bit of a suprise, considering I missed a whole week just before the update. I might´ve even been in the top blammers for this update if I hadn´t left.

Thanks for another good update Coop! Hopefully there will be some more enthousiasm this time...

At 7/11/09 05:39 PM, Coop83 wrote: 070) 21840 || + 000 || moongod
071) 21684 || + 040 || ornery 1
072) 21675 || + 001 || Rule -1
073) 21644 || + 382 || Coop83 3
074) 21591 || + 000 || Xiivi -1
075) 21461 || + 000 || EagleRock -1
076) 21407 || + 000 || XwaynecoltX -1

Well, thanks to XwaynecoltX, EagleRock and Xiivi, I've moved into the top 75 :) Now to set my sights on the top 70 and with it the heady heights of 22,000 Blams.

At 7/13/09 07:13 AM, Auz wrote: That´s a bit of a suprise, considering I missed a whole week just before the update. I might´ve even been in the top blammers for this update if I hadn´t left.

21 more Blams and you'd have taken the title alone with 5 ranks gained ;)

Gutting, isn't it?

Thanks for another good update Coop! Hopefully there will be some more enthousiasm this time...

Not to worry, there seems to be some decent interest again, I'm just trying to keep it near the front, in the hope that people respond.

(It's spelled "enthusiasm", by the way ;) )

*sigh* a shame that Haggard and Bahamut haven't stopped by, even though I mentioned them both personally this time as well :(

At 7/11/09 05:38 PM, Coop83 wrote: Update #15
An interesting month for most - I'm actually glad to see a lot of activity around here again. Some guys who have lain dormant for some time have sparked into life and given this place a shot in the arm. We're still around the 7,000 Mark for the month, but the signs of life are here to see.

Cool. Glad you enjoyed the month more than most.

Thanks for the update!

Again, this race is some good stuff - they're shuffling in that train like the cars at Daytona. Yeeeeeeeee Haaaaaaaaaw! </redneck>

Coop likes NASCAR. Coop made a NASCAR-fans-are-all-rednecks joke. Coop thinks he's a redneck? Hmmmm... fascinating. #;-}>

022) 36950 || + 035 || DonDoli
023) 36000 || + 000 || gfoxcook
024) 35349 || + 000 || X-Naut

Ahhh, good ol' stability. Unlike most people who check their spot on this list, I'd only be upset by my "progress" if I saw any progress at all! #;-}>

At 7/11/09 05:41 PM, Coop83 wrote:

At 6/21/09 08:38 PM, gfoxcook wrote:

At 6/17/09 09:04 AM, Coop83 wrote: Not wanting to tempt providence, but I think he might actually be slowing down or even getting a life!

Eh, he'll return it to the store after another month or so. They're overrated.

I don't know, perhaps he's enjoying this one for now. Maybe Bahamut can shed some light on the subject?

:::shrugs::: All great #1s must come to an end, in any event. So if this is the time for him, this is the time. I'll believe it when #2 passes him, though.

Dude, I'm pretty sure there are some who would kill for 8 blams in a day about now with their current blam rates. #;-}>

If people want Blams, they can get them themselves from the portal - I've got a decent streak going now and I don't want to lose it. Maybe even a shot at the top 70 coming up :)

True enough. I raised gfox from 6 blams and 12 saves to 24/24 in just about... one week of concentrated blamming. I impressed the hell out of myself.

Next stop: 36/36 in time for exp retirement on Clock Day.

In fact, I'm pretty sure that NEVR is one of them, judging from a post I remember catching up on in the EGRL yesterday. I believe he has a 2 blams/day rate and is very upset it's stuck there.

That's because he doesn't do too much on the portal any more :(

That bastard.

At 6/30/09 06:35 AM, iscrulz wrote: Whats this Jew boy you think you could have passed me in B/P, If so then if I B/p when I started and got 80 a day from 2002 to 2007 then 50 You wouldn't even be remotely close to me. Why 80 because I have gotten 100 paces and averaged 50 some of the time. Although if you b/p'ed from day one then you would have passed me. 40 lets say as an average with 600 point difference only 15 days uhhhh.

Well, that only shows one thing to me - my pace has steadily increased over 5 years, while yours is erratic. I proved this to Dream-of-Duke a while ago that a consistent pace will win out in the end.

Hahahaha.

I'll see you after I reach 60k ;)

Oh snaaaaaaaaaaaaaaap 'n' buuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuurn.

At 6/30/09 06:35 AM, iscrulz wrote: Non-sense you don't have to be on a list to comment about it.

No kidding.

Just don't be a DoD and be a dumbass and post whens the next update or why aren't on the list yet.

Amen.

Man, iscrulz really brought the no-nonsense straight talk right there. WTG, mate.

At 6/21/09 08:38 PM, gfoxcook wrote: Not that there's anything wrong with it... though you wouldn't know that from his diatribe-filled posts aimed at your faux-Jewishness. o_o

Unless I say I am going to holocaust him if he passes me in blams, B/P, total points or flash reviews. I must pass him in saves, posts and total reviews then to turn the tables *Evil Nazi laugh*

(sigh)

I hope no impressionable, young skinheads-in-waiting are reading iscrulz's posts like he's some sort of god amongst men. ;_;

Lets hope not skinheads are the stupidest fucking group of dumbfucks in the world. I am not even close to being a racist. With that said. I wonder who else is trying to pass me in a certain stat field.

I believe you when you say you're not. But the impressionable, young skinheads-in-waiting wouldn't. They'd react like I already described upon seeing your anti-Coop posts.

At 7/13/09 01:05 PM, Coop83 wrote:

At 7/13/09 07:13 AM, Auz wrote: Thanks for another good update Coop! Hopefully there will be some more enthousiasm this time...

Not to worry, there seems to be some decent interest again, I'm just trying to keep it near the front, in the hope that people respond.

Ah, is that what you need? Some ENTHUSIASM?

:::starts doing cheers for the Blam List:::

(It's spelled "enthusiasm", by the way ;) )

*sigh* a shame that Haggard and Bahamut haven't stopped by, even though I mentioned them both personally this time as well :(

Those bastards. Even a laggard like myself is posting in here, with no sign of them in SIGHT. Tsk tsk. :::shakes head sadly:::

At 7/17/09 02:49 AM, gfoxcook wrote:

At 7/11/09 05:38 PM, Coop83 wrote: Update #15
An interesting month for most - I'm actually glad to see a lot of activity around here again. Some guys who have lain dormant for some time have sparked into life and given this place a shot in the arm. We're still around the 7,000 Mark for the month, but the signs of life are here to see.

Cool. Glad you enjoyed the month more than most.

Thanks for the update!

No problems. I'm enjoying racing up the ranks at present. Slow & Steady >>> Inactive :P

Again, this race is some good stuff - they're shuffling in that train like the cars at Daytona. Yeeeeeeeee Haaaaaaaaaw! </redneck>

Coop likes NASCAR. Coop made a NASCAR-fans-are-all-rednecks joke. Coop thinks he's a redneck? Hmmmm... fascinating. #;-}>

Coop83, the thinking man's Redneck.

shrugs::: All great #1s must come to an end, in any event. So if this is the time for him, this is the time. I'll believe it when #2 passes him, though.

Is that in the sense like a #1 when you've just had a really long journey, with no sign of restroom facilities and the sense of utter relief is so obvious that you can almost taste it?

Dude, I'm pretty sure there are some who would kill for 8 blams in a day about now with their current blam rates. #;-}>

If people want Blams, they can get them themselves from the portal - I've got a decent streak going now and I don't want to lose it. Maybe even a shot at the top 70 coming up :)

True enough. I raised gfox from 6 blams and 12 saves to 24/24 in just about... one week of concentrated blamming. I impressed the hell out of myself.

Nice - that's over a Blam per day, which is an awesome pace for an alt :P

At 6/30/09 06:35 AM, iscrulz wrote: Whats this Jew boy you think you could have passed me in B/P, If so then if I B/p when I started and got 80 a day from 2002 to 2007 then 50 You wouldn't even be remotely close to me. Why 80 because I have gotten 100 paces and averaged 50 some of the time. Although if you b/p'ed from day one then you would have passed me. 40 lets say as an average with 600 point difference only 15 days uhhhh.

Well, that only shows one thing to me - my pace has steadily increased over 5 years, while yours is erratic. I proved this to Dream-of-Duke a while ago that a consistent pace will win out in the end.

Hahahaha.

I'll see you after I reach 60k ;)

Oh snaaaaaaaaaaaaaaap 'n' buuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuurn.

Well, true to form, iscrulz has pretty much disappeared over the last week, so I'm reeling him in. 60k should be mine tomorrow and then the chase starts in earnest >:)

Lesson learned, when making big quotes, ALWAYS type them up on WordPad as Opera's back and forward functions are a little different to Firefox's.

At 6/21/09 08:42 PM, gfoxcook wrote: OLDSCHOOL BAHA-ONLY REPLY TIEMS BY ACCIDENT:

Accident or not, that makes me feel special (as always).

At 6/21/09 09:34 AM, Bahamut wrote: OK, now THAT'S fucked up. Unless it's your old laptop, it really could do with being looked into.

Yep. Well, it's from 2005. Dunno if you consider that old.

I'd say that's old-ish. What I consider to be an old computer is any that are at least 5 years old. Damn, just wait until 4 years time when my laptop now will look puny. ô_ó

That's a reasonable answer.

Thank you. Do you have your own idea of a tastiest number? If you already said, I've clearly forgotten, so remind me.

I'm going to say 7 because I can.

Meh, since then the next gang of green plan was screwed up, so we've got to let it go. Heh, you might as well try and arrange a gang of gold.

Bah. Funk dat.

No, no funk dat. It CAN be done. Just look:

42 - Coop83
43 - aviewaskewed
44 - BRS
45 - Denvish
46 - altr
47 - RageVI

OR

27 - ShitOnAStick
28 - RaNaeNae
29 - idle
30 - 36Holla
31 - Enoll
32 - NEVR
33 - AllReligiousDrunk
34 - kidray76
35 - Carmilla
36 - Malachy
37 - BananaBreadMuffin

What breaks the chain here is the lack of 38 and 41 gold. :( Still, that 27 - 37 chain is pretty neat. Sure, we won't be there, but it's a nice gang of gold. ;)

It's a nice energy drink, but Relentless beats it.

I'm sure they're both fine, I'm just commenting on the horrible name for the former. Relentness sounds all super trendy, but at least it SOUNDS like an energy drink, unlike the former (to me).

Relentless? Trendy? I don't know about that, but the logo sure as hell looks Black Metal-ish.

At 7/11/09 05:38 PM, Coop83 wrote: Update #15

Thanks for the update Coop.

Milestones:
65,000 Saves - Wylo
60,000 Saves - DrJam
40,000 Saves - Ehwaz003
20,000 Saves - Now-n-Again

Congrats to all, especially Ehwaz who reached 40k blams before I did. ;)

Rank) Blams | Gain | Username
015) 40001 || + 324 || Ehwaz003 1
016) 39854 || + 001 || Bahamut -1

Of course.

At 7/13/09 01:05 PM, Coop83 wrote: *sigh* a shame that Haggard and Bahamut haven't stopped by, even though I mentioned them both personally this time as well :(

Hey, I forget from time to time. :(

At 7/11/09 05:38 PM, Coop83 wrote: Update #15
Milestones:
65,000 Saves - Wylo
60,000 Saves - DrJam
40,000 Saves - Ehwaz003
20,000 Saves - Now-n-Again

Congrats to them all for that many Saves.

The List:
Rank) Blams | Gain | Username

037) 29693 || + 022 || courtday
038) 28574 || + 009 || Kolohe
039) 28360 || + 001 || alexsmolik
040) 28360 || + 010 || BlueHippo
041) 27507 || + 000 || Mazza
042) 27019 || + 000 || RenegadeGirl

A whole slew of inactives slash slow movers I can pass on my way to the Destination.

043) 26968 || + 183 || iscrulz 2

A good gain for me this update. I usually just save everything but I need to get tha blams brah.

At 7/11/09 05:41 PM, Coop83 wrote:

At 6/30/09 06:35 AM, iscrulz wrote: Whats this Jew boy you think you could have passed me in B/P, If so then if I B/p when I started and got 80 a day from 2002 to 2007 then 50 You wouldn't even be remotely close to me. Why 80 because I have gotten 100 paces and averaged 50 some of the time. Although if you b/p'ed from day one then you would have passed me. 40 lets say as an average with 600 point difference only 15 days uhhhh.

Well, that only shows one thing to me - my pace has steadily increased over 5 years, while yours is erratic. I proved this to Dream-of-Duke a while ago that a consistent pace will win out in the end.

My pace is only erratic because of my job I barely have time the dedicate to the portal if I was at a jobd were I could sit on my ass in front of a computer my pace would only get better but oh well. I am working out on balancing it even if in the 10 - 30 per day.

I'll see you after I reach 60k ;)

I will be waiting for you, you jew prick cunt.

At 7/17/09 02:49 AM, gfoxcook wrote:

I'll see you after I reach 60k ;)

Oh snaaaaaaaaaaaaaaap 'n' buuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuurn.

Hey you what the fuck was that. I made it to motherfucking double EGSC first. I am going to get 100K Penta points too. No snap and burn here.

At 6/30/09 06:35 AM, iscrulz wrote: Non-sense you don't have to be on a list to comment about it.

No kidding.

But it is hard to give a comment unless your PLH and go "hey generic congrats I was on this list but went gay and played stupid anime games instead of spamming this place um." Or new born stat whore. "Cool list I will be on it so you fuckers better watch your ass. I am straight Ballin Homles." Spammer/cyber terrorist "Wow you guys have absolutely no-life how could you waste your life spending so much time getting those points." Some one in the wrong thread, "Hey do you know how to make this and that do that and this in flash I have etc." Wow you like how I give 4 examples when one is enough </Bill Burr>

Just don't be a DoD and be a dumbass and post whens the next update or why aren't on the list yet.

Amen.

Praise the only and GOD in heaven.

Man, iscrulz really brought the no-nonsense straight talk right there. WTG, mate.

The straight talk express train does not take nonsense. IMHO, thanks g.

Unless I say I am going to holocaust him if he passes me in blams, B/P, total points or flash reviews. I must pass him in saves, posts and total reviews then to turn the tables *Evil Nazi laugh*

(sigh)

I am fighting to the end. If he wants to try to pass me in every stat go ahead. I will domiate in EXP and hence VP.

Lets hope not skinheads are the stupidest fucking group of dumbfucks in the world. I am not even close to being a racist. With that said. I wonder who else is trying to pass me in a certain stat field.

I believe you when you say you're not. But the impressionable, young skinheads-in-waiting wouldn't. They'd react like I already described upon seeing your anti-Coop posts.

Kill the minorities the white race is the best. That got them excited. Fuck I hope no future skin-heads are here. Yike@

At 7/17/09 01:42 PM, Coop83 wrote: Coop83, the thinking man's Redneck.

Thinking about how to be a bigger douche bag.

Well, true to form, iscrulz has pretty much disappeared over the last week, so I'm reeling him in. 60k should be mine tomorrow and then the chase starts in earnest >:)

I didn't disappear I lurk in the shadows, monitoring the movements around here. I am vigilant and ready for action.

Update #16 - 15th August 2009
Right, the reference point that I'm putting at the top of each update is the date of stat pull - I'd like to point this out for the few people that bother to use this list as a way of checking their pace.

I'm making a special mention to Haggard, who was one of the few people to outpace me for Blams this month, with a mighty gain of 542. It shouldn't be many months now before he's joining the ranks, I feel. Not really anything else to report on the movement between the posts this month, I'm afraid.

milestones:
Nowt major to report...

Top 5 Gainers:
+ 968 - DrJam
+ 922 - harryjarry
+ 518 - Coop83
+ 515 - Ultor
+ 454 - Ehwaz003

The List:
Rank) Blams | Gain | Username
001) 70006 || + 000 || Denvish
002) 65451 || + 318 || Wylo
003) 64000 || + 000 || ramagi
004) 63391 || + 321 || AfroUnderscoreStud
005) 61391 || + 968 || DrJam 1
006) 60986 || + 058 || Molotov -1
007) 59535 || + 000 || MPA
008) 58205 || + 214 || Punisher
009) 55186 || + 012 || ReconRebel
010) 49764 || + 006 || schneelocke
011) 48724 || + 922 || harryjarry 1
012) 47896 || + 000 || bila -1
013) 43669 || + 000 || Qwoxyl
014) 40703 || + 015 || leeboy105
015) 40455 || + 454 || Ehwaz003
016) 39903 || + 049 || Bahamut
017) 39546 || + 003 || BonusStage
018) 39032 || + 016 || Phantom
019) 38285 || + 034 || Sakurazukamori
020) 37992 || + 000 || ADT
021) 37504 || + 000 || LittleMissVixen
022) 36984 || + 034 || DonDoli
023) 36000 || + 000 || gfoxcook
024) 35349 || + 000 || X-Naut
025) 34531 || + 000 || Rabindarath
026) 34507 || + 009 || azteca89
027) 34354 || + 515 || Ultor 1
028) 34275 || + 052 || Aksumka -1
029) 33402 || + 000 || fixit
030) 33263 || + 000 || yaya12
031) 32929 || + 000 || ScottTowels
032) 32410 || + 260 || remrulzz
033) 31980 || + 000 || RoweNuts
034) 31605 || + 268 || Gooch
035) 31088 || + 000 || M-A-R-C-U-S
036) 30139 || + 011 || Andersson
037) 29704 || + 014 || courtday
038) 28574 || + 011 || Kolohe
039) 28362 || + 000 || alexsmolik
040) 28362 || + 002 || BlueHippo
041) 27507 || + 000 || Mazza
042) 27193 || + 225 || iscrulz 1
043) 27019 || + 000 || RenegadeGirl -1
044) 26934 || + 027 || the-puppet
045) 26917 || + 035 || Voidist
046) 26211 || + 000 || Joe
047) 26138 || + 012 || Foxphere
048) 26127 || + 005 || D0GMA
049) 26044 || + 009 || LatinoRalf
050) 26030 || + 003 || YoinK

051) 25732 || + 000 || R3dF0x
052) 25391 || + 000 || LockClock
053) 25386 || + 000 || Major-punk
054) 25140 || + 000 || Syme
055) 25119 || + 000 || pepeatumi
056) 24771 || + 000 || Kronno
057) 24657 || + 018 || iWalker
058) 24385 || + 000 || IM-KOOL-R-U
059) 24347 || + 203 || Sentio 1
060) 24343 || + 005 || Nijsse -1
061) 24110 || + 047 || Seamonky
062) 24000 || + 000 || iamnone
063) 23717 || + 007 || ouandyoi
064) 23696 || + 020 || TheDepthsofHell
065) 23337 || + 000 || j00bie
066) 23170 || + 000 || thisisasignin
067) 23086 || + 000 || KWAS71KCK
068) 23002 || + 000 || Thobbe
069) 22430 || + 000 || goodguyO
070) 22162 || + 518 || Coop83 3
071) 21840 || + 000 || moongod -1
072) 21755 || + 071 || ornery -1
073) 21680 || + 005 || Rule -1
074) 21591 || + 000 || Xiivi
075) 21461 || + 000 || EagleRock
076) 21407 || + 000 || XwaynecoltX
077) 21137 || + 037 || pieoncar
078) 20944 || + 000 || chaotic1
079) 20727 || + 000 || altr
080) 20541 || + 000 || SlashFirestorm
081) 20390 || + 002 || lightning
082) 20291 || + 000 || sharpie097
083) 20108 || + 000 || wismty
084) 20106 || + 002 || CaptainBob
085) 20084 || + 048 || Now-n-Again 1
086) 20053 || + 000 || shunshuu -1
087) 20005 || + 000 || Stormwarden
088) 20000 || + 000 || biteme2514
089) 19999 || + 001 || Newgrundling
090) 19991 || + 002 || AnzRage
091) 19943 || + 003 || ThreeStar
092) 19935 || + 007 || staphita
093) 19774 || + 000 || Dream-of-Duke
094) 19748 || + 000 || QuikFox
095) 19689 || + 000 || Crolpa
096) 19665 || + 000 || artificial
097) 19657 || + 000 || BeFell
098) 19619 || + 025 || ThePunisher52
099) 19494 || + 000 || NeMeSiSM66
100) 19470 || + 143 || Patcoola

101) 19293 || + 042 || FIGMENTUM
102) 19189 || + 022 || mentalis
103) 19003 || + 000 || PimpMasterKDOG
104) 18725 || + 000 || DuMa-RyoHahn
105) 18270 || + 007 || stafffighter
106) 18204 || + 221 || Auz 2
107) 18084 || + 000 || ac-dc007 -1
108) 18007 || + 004 || Minion777 -1
109) 17927 || + 000 || XkwiziTOnE
110) 17904 || + 007 || Mr-Snrub 1
111) 17898 || + 000 || pwroftheseagoat -1
112) 17831 || + 023 || IvanTuroc
113) 17620 || + 033 || Rarebreed
114) 17555 || + 000 || TimScheff
115) 17548 || + 000 || sunhawk818
116) 17431 || + 000 || Tommy
117) 17427 || + 000 || ArtDanVal
118) 17289 || + 043 || OneUp
119) 17181 || + 000 || Parasoul
120) 17163 || + 045 || bmxgamer 1
121) 17120 || + 000 || TITROTU -1
122) 16971 || + 033 || Heinrich
123) 16862 || + 030 || ThunderboltLegion 1
124) 16842 || + 000 || ZIGZAG4EVER -1
125) 16767 || + 000 || swive
126) 16656 || + 145 || Nightforce666 3
127) 16630 || + 176 || Little-Rena 3
128) 16623 || + 000 || Cyberdevil -2
129) 16599 || + 044 || Kirk-Cocaine -1
130) 16575 || + 001 || Kisuke -3
131) 16189 || + 169 || Idiot-Finder 1
132) 16097 || + 000 || Punk-Noodles -1
133) 16020 || + 032 || alhill
134) 15959 || + 000 || HaroFreak
135) 15957 || + 001 || Myst
136) 15925 || + 005 || Ventar
137) 15751 || + 000 || Seraphius
138) 15591 || + 016 || gamejunkie 1
139) 15587 || + 000 || Rabid-Echidna -1
140) 15585 || + 309 || milinko959 4
141) 15574 || + 050 || Wingman26
142) 15526 || + 000 || phileeguy -2
143) 15512 || + 000 || RupeeClock -1
144) 15412 || + 000 || TremcladClock -1
145) 15241 || + 000 || RageVI
146) 15016 || + 001 || carmelhadinosaur
147) 15000 || + 000 || life
148) 14956 || + 000 || Orcmors
149) 14940 || + 000 || LittleWashu
150) 14925 || + 001 || Omgee

Most Blams Gained: DrJam (+968)
Most Ranks Gained: milinko959 (+4)
Most Ranks Lost: Voidist; Kisuke (-3)
Total Blams for the top 150: 3,879,377
Total Blams Gained: 7,506 (+522)

Oh well, now that I've passed a good three users this month, it's going to be a barren patch over the next month or two when I pass very few users. Still, I've got other fish to fry and keep me entertained at the same time.

*plays Jaws theme, for iscrulz*

At 8/17/09 08:56 AM, Coop83 wrote: 105) 18270 || + 007 || stafffighter
106) 18204 || + 221 || Auz 2
107) 18084 || + 000 || ac-dc007 -1
108) 18007 || + 004 || Minion777 -1

Well thanks for another good update Coop. I was expecting this one on clock day, but I suppose you were to busy searching for that one blam point.

Anyway, I passed another two users this month putting me on the 106th spot. My pace was pretty good compared to most people. But I still don´t get how some people can score so high. I´m really looking out for blam points in the portal, but I rarely ever get more than 10 a day =/

At 8/17/09 09:24 AM, Auz wrote: Well thanks for another good update Coop. I was expecting this one on clock day, but I suppose you were to busy searching for that one blam point.

Yes, the fruitless endeavour, as always :(

Anyway, I passed another two users this month putting me on the 106th spot. My pace was pretty good compared to most people. But I still don´t get how some people can score so high. I´m really looking out for blam points in the portal, but I rarely ever get more than 10 a day =/

Well, that's about my goal - I'm always trying to get in excess of 10 Blams per day and sometimes I even get as many as 20-25. It's those good days that keep me going and gets me through the quieter days, such as Cock Day.

At 8/17/09 08:53 AM, Coop83 wrote: I'm making a special mention to Haggard, who was one of the few people to outpace me for Blams this month, with a mighty gain of 542. It shouldn't be many months now before he's joining the ranks, I feel.

YAY! Finally all the "hard work" pays off. ;)
Let's see if I can keep this pace up. :)

At 8/17/09 08:53 AM, Coop83 wrote: Update #16 - 15th August 2009
041) 27507 || + 000 || Mazza

Under 300 blams to go I am sure to make it in 3 months

042) 27193 || + 225 || iscrulz 1

A great gain for me this update the next may not be so good but each blam I get is closer to my goal.

At 8/17/09 08:56 AM, Coop83 wrote: Oh well, now that I've passed a good three users this month, it's going to be a barren patch over the next month or two when I pass very few users. Still, I've got other fish to fry and keep me entertained at the same time.

*plays Jaws theme, for iscrulz*

Oh so you think someday you will pass me you K#&@, fuck you Jewbag. I am going to blam anything that deserves less than 3 to get the max blam points.

At 8/17/09 08:53 AM, Coop83 wrote: Update #16 - 15th August 2009
Right, the reference point that I'm putting at the top of each update is the date of stat pull - I'd like to point this out for the few people that bother to use this list as a way of checking their pace.

Groovy. It's like a podcast I listen to... they post new mp3s on Wednesdays, but they're always dated the previous Sunday (which is when they're recorded).

Seems logical enough to me. We can see from your post date + reference date both the production AND posting dates, after all, so.... yeah.

THANKS FOR UPDATEAGE!

011) 48724 || + 922 || harryjarry 1

Pretty slick moves, there.

020) 37992 || + 000 || ADT
021) 37504 || + 000 || LittleMissVixen
022) 36984 || + 034 || DonDoli
023) 36000 || + 000 || gfoxcook
024) 35349 || + 000 || X-Naut
025) 34531 || + 000 || Rabindarath

(snore)

Man, if it wasn't for you, DonDoli, our little stretch in blamdom would be a COMPLETE ghost town instead of just a virtual one. #;-}>

At 8/17/09 08:56 AM, Coop83 wrote: Oh well, now that I've passed a good three users this month, it's going to be a barren patch over the next month or two when I pass very few users. Still, I've got other fish to fry and keep me entertained at the same time.

*plays Jaws theme, for iscrulz*

Mwahahahahaaaaaaaa....

At 7/17/09 01:42 PM, Coop83 wrote:

At 7/17/09 02:49 AM, gfoxcook wrote: Cool. Glad you enjoyed the month more than most. Thanks for the update!

No problems. I'm enjoying racing up the ranks at present. Slow & Steady >>> Inactive :P

Indeed.

Again, this race is some good stuff - they're shuffling in that train like the cars at Daytona. Yeeeeeeeee Haaaaaaaaaw! </redneck>

Coop likes NASCAR. Coop made a NASCAR-fans-are-all-rednecks joke. Coop thinks he's a redneck? Hmmmm... fascinating. #;-}>

Coop83, the thinking man's Redneck.

You cannot defeat redneck NASCAR A+B=C logic, so... you might as well join in. That's the spirit!

shrugs::: All great #1s must come to an end, in any event. So if this is the time for him, this is the time. I'll believe it when #2 passes him, though.

Is that in the sense like a #1 when you've just had a really long journey, with no sign of restroom facilities and the sense of utter relief is so obvious that you can almost taste it?

BATHROOM JOKE BAIT TAKEN!

#;-}>

Nah, I wish I had planned that, as I sometimes do, but I didn't, actually.... just would love to take the credit for that one.

Usually, my bait moments are sexual innuendo-based, for one thing... not bathroom-humour-based. #;-}> So there was a dead giveaway...

True enough. I raised gfox from 6 blams and 12 saves to 24/24 in just about... one week of concentrated blamming. I impressed the hell out of myself.

Nice - that's over a Blam per day, which is an awesome pace for an alt :P

And it was for an ALT alt, so that's even better. #;-}>

... still stuck at 34/36 on gfox. I expect it's really 35/36, but the damned whistled movie I voted on STILL is awaiting review. :::grumble, grumble:::

I hope I can 36/36 him by the end of the year, at least, but it's really up to Wade (or whoever's doing that now) clearance schedule.

Pretty epic 2+ month wait at this point, though. Man, there's a whole shitton of stuff in there right now. I remember how backlogged that list was when reviewmods could see it back in 2004 or 2005 or whenever that was, and it was bad enough then. I doubt the situation's any better now, so presumably 2-3 months of back log now is even worse....

Oh snaaaaaaaaaaaaaaap 'n' buuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuurn.

Well, true to form, iscrulz has pretty much disappeared over the last week, so I'm reeling him in. 60k should be mine tomorrow and then the chase starts in earnest >:)

OH BOYS.

moar special Bahaposting... makes for HAPPI DRAGUN!

At 7/17/09 02:04 PM, Bahamut wrote: Lesson learned, when making big quotes, ALWAYS type them up on WordPad as Opera's back and forward functions are a little different to Firefox's.

Notepad > Wordpad, but yes... very good plan.

At 6/21/09 08:42 PM, gfoxcook wrote: OLDSCHOOL BAHA-ONLY REPLY TIEMS BY ACCIDENT:

Accident or not, that makes me feel special (as always).

Hee.

Yep. Well, it's from 2005. Dunno if you consider that old.

I'd say that's old-ish. What I consider to be an old computer is any that are at least 5 years old. Damn, just wait until 4 years time when my laptop now will look puny. ô_ó

Don't remember why my laptop's age came up, unless it was me telling you that the battery on it is fucked...

Anyway, probably easier to just get a new laptop sooner or later, but our plans right now are to get a new desktop within another year or so, for epic 2-desktops, 1-desk action.

DOUBLE THE TF2 FUN once we can both play at once!

(plus I'll have a 24/7 medic buddy when she's on the same server as me... heheheh)

Thank you. Do you have your own idea of a tastiest number? If you already said, I've clearly forgotten, so remind me.

I'm going to say 7 because I can.

Sounds unsurprising.

Meh, since then the next gang of green plan was screwed up, so we've got to let it go. Heh, you might as well try and arrange a gang of gold.

Bah. Funk dat.

No, no funk dat. It CAN be done. Just look:

42 - Coop83
43 - aviewaskewed
44 - BRS
45 - Denvish
46 - altr
47 - RageVI

OR

27 - ShitOnAStick
28 - RaNaeNae
29 - idle
30 - 36Holla
31 - Enoll
32 - NEVR
33 - AllReligiousDrunk
34 - kidray76
35 - Carmilla
36 - Malachy
37 - BananaBreadMuffin

What breaks the chain here is the lack of 38 and 41 gold. :( Still, that 27 - 37 chain is pretty neat. Sure, we won't be there, but it's a nice gang of gold. ;)

A) well, poor level 39 and level 40 people, too. You didn't mention them being a lack, so that means they exist, which means they're trapped in an island of two-ness, and thus didn't even merit a mention. ;_;

B) neither of those gangs features all-Wi/Ht? mods, so by definition they're uncool gangs.

C) by all means, make a nice pic of either (or both) of those mod lineups and slap "GANG OF GOLD" on it and post it around here (or over on General), and turn it into a great NG BBS meme worthy of mention on E.D. if you like.... BUT...

D) it's still not as good as a nice gang of green with us Wi/Ht?ers, be they mods OR not.

I wish the admins would let the mods choose their aura colours, and not just their auras... like the good ol' days. Then we could have a great (COMPLETE) gang of green pic right now.

But as it is, if you give me a list of usernames for gold/green ON Wi/Ht? ONLY, I might add..... right now... I will make a pic. I will shoop the mods to greenness... and all shall be well.

Only neutral mods should be allowed or else the shooping will be dishonourable shooping. If they're gold/neutral, then at least the shoop will merely be to restore the SPIRIT of the neutral greenness. :::noddles:::

Relentless? Trendy? I don't know about that, but the logo sure as hell looks Black Metal-ish.

Well, it's trendy in the States. Can't speak for your side of the pond.

At 7/21/09 03:26 AM, iscrulz wrote:

At 7/17/09 02:49 AM, gfoxcook wrote:

I'll see you after I reach 60k ;)

Oh snaaaaaaaaaaaaaaap 'n' buuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuurn.

Hey you what the fuck was that. I made it to motherfucking double EGSC first. I am going to get 100K Penta points too. No snap and burn here.

Heheheh. I made it to motherfucking double EGSC (and 100k) before either of you, so watching your petty squabbling entertains me. THAT'S what the fuck that was. #;-}>

</half-joking, but it's up to the viewer to determine WHICH HALF, mwaahahaahahah>

But it is hard to give a comment unless your PLH and go "hey generic congrats I was on this list but went gay and played stupid anime games instead of spamming this place um." Or new born stat whore. "Cool list I will be on it so you fuckers better watch your ass. I am straight Ballin Homles." Spammer/cyber terrorist "Wow you guys have absolutely no-life how could you waste your life spending so much time getting those points." Some one in the wrong thread, "Hey do you know how to make this and that do that and this in flash I have etc." Wow you like how I give 4 examples when one is enough </Bill Burr>

I miss PLH.

Man, iscrulz really brought the no-nonsense straight talk right there. WTG, mate.

The straight talk express train does not take nonsense. IMHO, thanks g.

No problem, izzy. :::high-fives:::

Kill the minorities the white race is the best. That got them excited. Fuck I hope no future skin-heads are here. Yike@

Yes, you'd better hope not, or else they might mention your username in the papers they leave in their van full of explosives after they go shoot up another holocaust museum, and then you'll be getting a call/visit from the F.B.I.

Well, true to form, iscrulz has pretty much disappeared over the last week, so I'm reeling him in. 60k should be mine tomorrow and then the chase starts in earnest >:)

I didn't disappear I lurk in the shadows, monitoring the movements around here. I am vigilant and ready for action.

lol

At 8/18/09 04:06 AM, Coop83 wrote:

At 8/17/09 09:24 AM, Auz wrote: Well thanks for another good update Coop. I was expecting this one on clock day, but I suppose you were to busy searching for that one blam point.

Yes, the fruitless endeavour, as always :(

I think I tried for about 5-10 blams on gfoxclock (on the movies I couldn't bring myself to vote even 2 on with gfoxcook) and I got exactly 0 blams in return.... that whole day. ;_;

Anyway, I passed another two users this month putting me on the 106th spot. My pace was pretty good compared to most people. But I still don´t get how some people can score so high. I´m really looking out for blam points in the portal, but I rarely ever get more than 10 a day =/

I rarely get more than 2 or so per week. Enjoy your bounty!

At 8/21/09 12:43 PM, iscrulz wrote:

At 8/17/09 08:56 AM, Coop83 wrote: Oh well, now that I've passed a good three users this month, it's going to be a barren patch over the next month or two when I pass very few users. Still, I've got other fish to fry and keep me entertained at the same time.

*plays Jaws theme, for iscrulz*

Oh so you think someday you will pass me you K#&@, fuck you Jewbag. I am going to blam anything that deserves less than 3 to get the max blam points.

lulz

At 9/13/09 11:06 PM, gfoxcook wrote:

At 8/17/09 08:53 AM, Coop83 wrote: Update #16 - 15th August 2009

Man, if it wasn't for you, DonDoli, our little stretch in blamdom would be a COMPLETE ghost town instead of just a virtual one. #;-}>

Well, until I come along :P I'm working on it, rest assured :)

At 7/17/09 01:42 PM, Coop83 wrote:

At 7/17/09 02:49 AM, gfoxcook wrote: Cool. Glad you enjoyed the month more than most. Thanks for the update!

No problems. I'm enjoying racing up the ranks at present. Slow & Steady >>> Inactive :P

Indeed.

I've been proving this for years now and the system has not failed me yet :)

Again, this race is some good stuff - they're shuffling in that train like the cars at Daytona. Yeeeeeeeee Haaaaaaaaaw! </redneck>

Coop likes NASCAR. Coop made a NASCAR-fans-are-all-rednecks joke. Coop thinks he's a redneck? Hmmmm... fascinating. #;-}>

Coop83, the thinking man's Redneck.

You cannot defeat redneck NASCAR A+B=C logic, so... you might as well join in. That's the spirit!

*climbs telegraph pole* Hay, ah can call mah Ma from up here. *cups hands over mouth* HAY MA! GET ORF THE DAYUM ROOF!

shrugs::: All great #1s must come to an end, in any event. So if this is the time for him, this is the time. I'll believe it when #2 passes him, though.

Is that in the sense like a #1 when you've just had a really long journey, with no sign of restroom facilities and the sense of utter relief is so obvious that you can almost taste it?

BATHROOM JOKE BAIT TAKEN!

#;-}>

You set 'em up, I'll knock em down ;)

Usually, my bait moments are sexual innuendo-based, for one thing... not bathroom-humour-based. #;-}> So there was a dead giveaway...

I'm not taking that bait... as much as I am listening to Cold Ethyl at the moment...

DAMN!

At 9/13/09 11:10 PM, gfoxcook wrote:

At 7/17/09 02:04 PM, Bahamut wrote: No, no funk dat. It CAN be done. Just look:

42 - Coop83
43 - aviewaskewed
44 - BRS
45 - Denvish
46 - altr
47 - RageVI

In the capital city of the Brotherhood of Mod, we realised an evil plan a few days ago - aviewaskewed, life, deckheadtottie and myself are all Level 43. This would have included Evark as well, but he was demodded, sadly :(

The mod forum was incredibly confusing, as people were talking to me and calling me Joe (dht) and I was like "I'm not Joe!!!"

Guess you had to be there for that one...

At 8/17/09 08:53 AM, Coop83 wrote: Update #16 - 15th August 2009

Thanks for the update Coop.

milestones:
Nowt major to report...

Considering the lack of flashes to blam, this is to be expected on one update. Ah well, maybe it'll pick up soon. ;)

The List:
Rank) Blams | Gain | Username
016) 39903 || + 049 || Bahamut

On this update, 97 blams left and I'm outta here. Now, just 75 more.

At 9/13/09 11:10 PM, gfoxcook wrote: moar special Bahaposting... makes for HAPPI DRAGUN!

OH YES! :D

At 7/17/09 02:04 PM, Bahamut wrote: Lesson learned, when making big quotes, ALWAYS type them up on WordPad as Opera's back and forward functions are a little different to Firefox's.

Notepad > Wordpad, but yes... very good plan.

Notepad is only good for copying and pasting to and from spreadsheets. Wordpad doesn't scroll across so that's the better option for multi-quote replies.

At 6/21/09 08:42 PM, gfoxcook wrote: OLDSCHOOL BAHA-ONLY REPLY TIEMS BY ACCIDENT:

Accident or not, that makes me feel special (as always).

Hee.

Twice in a row, I'm so happy.

I'd say that's old-ish. What I consider to be an old computer is any that are at least 5 years old. Damn, just wait until 4 years time when my laptop now will look puny. ô_ó

Don't remember why my laptop's age came up, unless it was me telling you that the battery on it is fucked...

It's to do with when my laptop is 4 years old, it'll look shit for that time's standards.

Anyway, probably easier to just get a new laptop sooner or later, but our plans right now are to get a new desktop within another year or so, for epic 2-desktops, 1-desk action.

Yeah, I might go for a desktop next time depending where I'll be by then.

Thank you. Do you have your own idea of a tastiest number? If you already said, I've clearly forgotten, so remind me.

I'm going to say 7 because I can.

Sounds unsurprising.

But delicious nonetheless.

27 - ShitOnAStick
28 - RaNaeNae
29 - idle
30 - 36Holla
31 - Enoll
32 - NEVR
33 - AllReligiousDrunk
34 - kidray76
35 - Carmilla
36 - Malachy
37 - BananaBreadMuffin

Now make it:

27 - ShitOnAStick
28 - RaNaeNae
29 - idle
30 - absent
31 - 36Holla
32 - BlackmarketKraig
33 - NEVR
34 - AllReligiousDrunk
35 - kidray76
36 - Malachy
37 - Gooch
38 - BananaBreadMuffin
39 - BlueHippo
40 - Zendra
41 - Sanjay
42 - ...Goddammit, we no longer have any 42 golds. Thanks a lot Coop, you broke the chain! >:(

What breaks the chain here is the lack of 38 and 41 gold. :( Still, that 27 - 37 chain is pretty neat. Sure, we won't be there, but it's a nice gang of gold. ;)

A) well, poor level 39 and level 40 people, too. You didn't mention them being a lack, so that means they exist, which means they're trapped in an island of two-ness, and thus didn't even merit a mention. ;_;

No, there was BlueHippo and DirtySyko but that's just two levels. There was no 38 or 41 golds back then. :(

B) neither of those gangs features all-Wi/Ht? mods, so by definition they're uncool gangs.

It still works, dammit! If you really want just Wi/Ht'ers, then just count from absent to Gooch.

C) by all means, make a nice pic of either (or both) of those mod lineups and slap "GANG OF GOLD" on it and post it around here (or over on General), and turn it into a great NG BBS meme worthy of mention on E.D. if you like.... BUT...

Not sure if ED will like the idea. :P

D) it's still not as good as a nice gang of green with us Wi/Ht?ers, be they mods OR not.

Fuck that, I think gold is nicer than green.

But as it is, if you give me a list of usernames for gold/green ON Wi/Ht? ONLY, I might add..... right now... I will make a pic. I will shoop the mods to greenness... and all shall be well.

Let's see here:

41 - Me
42 - TheDepthsOfHell (hey, he does visit the damn forum)
43 - Coop83
44 - ...Uh, I dunno.

Too bad this idea doesn't work well right now. :(

Relentless? Trendy? I don't know about that, but the logo sure as hell looks Black Metal-ish.

Well, it's trendy in the States. Can't speak for your side of the pond.

Not trendy over here, all right?

At 9/15/09 04:29 AM, Coop83 wrote: The mod forum was incredibly confusing, as people were talking to me and calling me Joe (dht) and I was like "I'm not Joe!!!"

Guess you had to be there for that one...

This is sure interesting. :P

At 9/15/09 03:58 PM, Bahamut wrote:

At 8/17/09 08:53 AM, Coop83 wrote: The List:
Rank) Blams | Gain | Username
016) 39903 || + 049 || Bahamut

On this update, 97 blams left and I'm outta here. Now, just 75 more.

Impressive - I wonder how long it'll take me to catch you...

42 - ...Goddammit, we no longer have any 42 golds. Thanks a lot Coop, you broke the chain! >:(

Well, 4 of a kind beats a straight. I took one for the greater good. Perhaps it will be reinstated some day. We need to bridge the gap to ramagi though :P

At 9/15/09 04:29 AM, Coop83 wrote: The mod forum was incredibly confusing, as people were talking to me and calling me Joe (dht) and I was like "I'm not Joe!!!"

Guess you had to be there for that one...

This is sure interesting. :P

And that's enough of what I'm telling you from the other side of the wall ;)

What's with all the negative vibes? Why does everyone hate everything so much in here?