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At 10/13/08 10:25 PM, gfoxcook wrote:

At 10/12/08 01:09 PM, Bahamut wrote:

(Sorry, all those Eh's have to go.)

Whooooooooooooooooooa. Holy. Fucking. Shit!

Indeed. It looks even better in you or my posthistories, BTW. There the quote pyramids are fully intact, all the way up the ladder, instead of only partway up (I think one of the admins fixed a quote-related issue a few weeks ago, but this is a side effect, alas).

Yeah, I guess one of them decided to do that while they were adding the other features. I can't complain, though, but I wonder if they did that just because of what we were doing. XP

But weren't you like "I don't think I've heard of The Trooper before." a while ago? :P

Yeah, and then you linked me to it on YouTube, I listened to it, liked it a lot on the very first listen, started listing to it again and again on YouTube and loved it by the 2nd or 3rd listen, and now it's in my top 5 fave Iron Maiden tracks.

Ah, that's good then. :D Speaking of music on YouTube, I was listening to stuff I was meaning to discover for ages now while playing FFX and the metal music I was listening to made me think "God DAMN! Why didn't I get into this shit sooner?" So I have five other bands to focus on now.

I did get Piece of Mind back in September before the hurricane hit, BTW.

You did? THAT'S BRILLIANT! :D I guess I persuaded you enough times to get it. ;)

That.... and I already loved the Trooper before I bought it, so I bought it to get Trooper into my iTunes/mp3 player/car CD player? #;-}>

Yep, that makes me really happy. So which other Maiden albums you intend to get?

lol, very true. You've been getting around 20 - 36 B/P a day. Myself, it's been no more than 10 B/P a day, but I could do with checking the portal a few times throughout the day to try and catch more blams.

All p, no b. #;-}>

Oh yeah, saves only, lol. However, it's both for me and since Saturday, I've been trying to blam more. :) Infact, I've been getting more blams than saves since I leave out most of the saveable flashes.

The fire had a blue screen of death?

Blarg.

Poor blargy fire. ;_;

I don't know how the fire can receive a BSOD. Explain.

Coop83 =/= fixit

So then we've narrowed it down to either sane... or mad. HMMMMmmmmm.

MAD!

Oh dear god, I'd hate to see that happen. It'll be like YouTube where no matter how crap your video is, the admins won't take it down, unless it violates their guidelines.

Some would argue that's pretty much what's already happened, of course.

Yeah, I was talking to some NGers the other night and they described NG as "YouPortal - Everything passes/Broadcast Everything". True, 90% of crap gets through, but there are still flashes getting blammed and I'm doing my bit to give the portal some balance. Of course, one guy isn't enough to change everything, but it's better than nothing.

At 10/17/08 04:37 PM, Coop83 wrote: Coop's list update #06

Thanks for the update Coop!

Well, first of all I must start with an apology. Patcoola, you were on the list last time... or rather, your stats were. Unfortunately, you were masquerading as IvanTuroc, instead, for some reason.

What the hell? :O

Milestones:
20,000 Blams - shunshuu
15,000 Blams - Cyberdevil

Congrats to both.

The list:
015) 39431 || + 030 || BonusStage
016) 37992 || + 000 || ADT
017) 37894 || + 035 || Sakurazukamori
018) 37388 || + 000 || LittleMissVixen
019) 37092 || + 064 || Bahamut

64 blams isn't too bad, although I'd be happier if I got more than that. Like I said to gfox, I'm gonna blam more, so expect me to get a lot more than that on the next update. :)

020) 36760 || + 365 || Phantom 1

Looks like he'll be passing me in blams...Again?

023) 35791 || + 510 || Ehwaz003 1

Another one who'll pass me soon, but meh, it's fine. I look forward to seeing how far Ehwaz will go with total B/P since I'm pretty sure he'll be the next user to pass me in B/P.

At 10/17/08 04:37 PM, Coop83 wrote: Coop's list update #06
Well, first of all I must start with an apology. Patcoola, you were on the list last time... or rather, your stats were. Unfortunately, you were masquerading as IvanTuroc, instead, for some reason. This has now been fixed, so a pseudo-welcome to you.

thank you, thank you
i thought i was on this list along time ago, but i don't check very often.

well no harm done.

thanks for the update

At 10/20/08 08:49 AM, Bahamut wrote:

At 10/13/08 10:25 PM, gfoxcook wrote:

At 10/12/08 01:09 PM, Bahamut wrote: Coop83 =/= fixit

So then we've narrowed it down to either sane... or mad. HMMMMmmmmm.

MAD!

Mwahahahahahahaha!

Also, November 3rd is going to be a great day for me - Bender's Game and Colour of Magic are both released on this day, so should be with me to slob about in front of the TV to :P

At 10/17/08 04:37 PM, Coop83 wrote: Coop's list update #06

Thanks for the update Coop!

Well, first of all I must start with an apology. Patcoola, you were on the list last time... or rather, your stats were. Unfortunately, you were masquerading as IvanTuroc, instead, for some reason.

What the hell? :O

I know that I copied and doctored some of the link text for accounts on the sheet, but I think it might be that this one squeaked through the net. When I put Patcoola on the list to search again, I ended up with 2 entries and the IvanTuroc conspiracy was exposed :P

At 10/22/08 06:59 PM, Patcoola wrote: i thought i was on this list along time ago, but i don't check very often.

well no harm done.

Well that's alright then. I'm hoping to make this list accurate, the same as the rest.

Ehh, I was so close to make it the top 100 THIS time. Next time, next time...

At 10/23/08 10:19 PM, Dream-of-Duke wrote: Ehh, I was so close to make it the top 100 THIS time. Next time, next time...

And on your pacing from the last update, So close meant over 10 days work for you, which is a hell of a void to call "so close"

I'm reeling you in, but it's going to take a while before I can pass you for Blams. Maybe have you caught by April.

Coop's update #07
A slow month for me, but goddamn it, I've seen pretty much everyone else's stats take a jump upwards. This isn't good... maybe I'm getting old...

Stat pull was done this afternoon. There's something else different about this update - I pulled and posted on the same freaking day. Wow.

Movement / Milestones:
Dream-of-Duke hits the top 100, bumping DuMa-RyoHahn down to 101.

30,000 Blams - remrulzz
20,000 Blams - sharpie097
15,000 Blams - RageVI

Top 5 Gainers:
+ 704 - DrJam
+ 599 - the-puppet
+ 569 - AfroUnderscoreStud
+ 541 - Bahamut
+ 518 - Ehwaz003

5 members of the 500+ club this time. Nice work, guys.

The List:
001) 70006 || + 000 || Denvish
002) 64000 || + 000 || ramagi
003) 62912 || + 409 || Wylo
004) 59865 || + 156 || Molotov
005) 59567 || + 569 || AfroUnderscoreStud 1
006) 59535 || + 000 || MPA -1
007) 54759 || + 159 || ReconRebel
008) 54320 || + 497 || Punisher
009) 54318 || + 704 || DrJam
010) 49720 || + 000 || schneelocke
011) 47895 || + 000 || bila
012) 43665 || + 000 || Qwoxyl
013) 43332 || + 460 || harryjarry
014) 40553 || + 011 || leeboy105
015) 39442 || + 011 || BonusStage
016) 37992 || + 000 || ADT
017) 37927 || + 033 || Sakurazukamori
018) 37633 || + 541 || Bahamut 1
019) 37438 || + 050 || LittleMissVixen -1
020) 37109 || + 349 || Phantom
021) 36736 || + 024 || DonDoli
022) 36309 || + 518 || Ehwaz003 1
023) 36000 || + 000 || gfoxcook -1
024) 35337 || + 000 || X-Naut
025) 34528 || + 000 || Rabindarath
026) 34370 || + 015 || azteca89
027) 33474 || + 140 || Aksumka 1
028) 33402 || + 000 || fixit -1
029) 33263 || + 000 || yaya12
030) 32918 || + 001 || ScottTowels
031) 31980 || + 000 || RoweNuts
032) 31487 || + 473 || Basspro55 1
033) 31084 || + 044 || M-A-R-C-U-S -1
034) 30824 || + 023 || Andersson
035) 29646 || + 247 || remrulzz
036) 29514 || + 000 || Gooch
037) 28573 || + 025 || Kolohe
038) 28187 || + 000 || alexsmolik
039) 27507 || + 027 || BlueHippo
040) 27507 || + 000 || Mazza
041) 26953 || + 010 || RenegadeGirl
042) 26603 || + 031 || Voidist
043) 26594 || + 397 || courtday 1
044) 26211 || + 000 || Joe -1
045) 26130 || + 037 || iscrulz 1
046) 26122 || + 000 || D0GMA -1
047) 26032 || + 021 || Foxphere 1
048) 26022 || + 004 || YoinK -1
049) 25732 || + 106 || LatinoRalf 1
050) 25728 || + 000 || R3dF0x -1

051) 25385 || + 005 || Major-punk
052) 25379 || + 000 || LockClock
053) 25140 || + 000 || Syme
054) 24816 || + 000 || pepeatumi
055) 24771 || + 000 || Kronno
056) 24751 || + 599 || the-puppet 3
057) 24436 || + 024 || iWalker -1
058) 24352 || + 025 || IM-KOOL-R-U -1
059) 24237 || + 001 || Nijsse -1
060) 24000 || + 000 || iamnone
061) 23655 || + 057 || Seamonky 1
062) 23638 || + 010 || ouandyoi -1
063) 23336 || + 000 || j00bie
064) 23169 || + 000 || thisisasignin
065) 23086 || + 000 || KWAS71KCK
066) 23001 || + 000 || Thobbe
067) 22430 || + 000 || goodguyO
068) 22281 || + 198 || TheDepthsofHell
069) 21887 || + 337 || Sentio 2
070) 21809 || + 001 || moongod -1
071) 21591 || + 000 || Xiivi -1
072) 21552 || + 008 || Rule
073) 21448 || + 000 || EagleRock
074) 21407 || + 000 || XwaynecoltX
075) 21105 || + 077 || ornery-scotsman
076) 20944 || + 000 || chaotic1
077) 20913 || + 022 || pieoncar
078) 20727 || + 000 || altr
079) 20412 || + 000 || SlashFirestorm
080) 20388 || + 000 || lightning
081) 20101 || + 000 || wismty
082) 20050 || + 098 || sharpie097 6
083) 20044 || + 014 || CaptainBob -1
084) 20005 || + 000 || Stormwarden -1
085) 20001 || + 001 || shunshuu -1
086) 20000 || + 000 || biteme2514 -1
087) 19998 || + 000 || Newgrundling -1
088) 19989 || + 000 || AnzRage -1
089) 19846 || + 219 || staphita 5
090) 19759 || + 012 || ThreeStar -1
091) 19746 || + 000 || QuikFox -1
092) 19665 || + 000 || artificial -1
093) 19658 || + 000 || Crolpa -1
094) 19657 || + 000 || BeFell -1
095) 19493 || + 000 || NeMeSiSM66
096) 19405 || + 029 || ThePunisher52
097) 19054 || + 026 || FIGMENTUM
098) 18994 || + 000 || PimpMasterKDOG
099) 18969 || + 327 || Dream-of-Duke 2
100) 18967 || + 023 || mentalis -1

101) 18725 || + 000 || DuMa-RyoHahn -1
102) 18676 || + 141 || Now-n-Again
103) 18544 || + 293 || Coop83
104) 18084 || + 000 || ac-dc007
105) 17981 || + 006 || Minion777
106) 17926 || + 001 || XkwiziTOnE
107) 17897 || + 000 || Mr-Snrub
108) 17723 || + 004 || IvanTuroc
109) 17652 || + 068 || stafffighter
110) 17548 || + 000 || sunhawk818
111) 17541 || + 007 || TimScheff
112) 17431 || + 000 || Tommy
113) 17426 || + 000 || ArtDanVal
114) 17343 || + 033 || Rarebreed
115) 17275 || + 406 || Patcoola 2
116) 17181 || + 000 || Parasoul -1
117) 17096 || + 001 || TITROTU -1
118) 16891 || + 033 || bmxgamer
119) 16890 || + 123 || pwroftheseagoat 1
120) 16823 || + 000 || ZIGZAG4EVER -1
121) 16794 || + 095 || OneUp 1
122) 16767 || + 000 || swive -1
123) 16680 || + 017 || ThunderboltLegion
124) 16630 || + 033 || Heinrich
125) 16572 || + 000 || Kisuke
126) 16391 || + 158 || Auz 1
127) 16346 || + 024 || Kirk-Cocaine -1
128) 16076 || + 003 || Punk-Noodles
129) 15925 || + 029 || Myst 1
130) 15923 || + 010 || HaroFreak -1
131) 15807 || + 040 || alhill 1
132) 15805 || + 009 || Ventar -1
133) 15751 || + 000 || Seraphius
134) 15587 || + 000 || Rabid-Echidna
135) 15526 || + 000 || phileeguy
136) 15497 || + 000 || RupeeClock
137) 15409 || + 000 || TremcladClock
138) 15363 || + 258 || Cyberdevil 1
139) 15245 || + 043 || Wingman26 -1
140) 15064 || + 107 || RageVI 2
141) 15012 || + 000 || carmelhadinosaur -1
142) 15000 || + 000 || life -1
143) 14956 || + 000 || Orcmors
144) 14934 || + 000 || LittleWashu
145) 14848 || + 112 || Omgee 2
146) 14746 || + 000 || gamejunkie -1
147) 14746 || + 000 || The-Nameless-0ne -1
148) 14700 || + 002 || Claudia-C18
149) 14514 || + 021 || Kenneth-Knows-All
150) 14510 || + 035 || Glamdrung

Most Blams Gained: DrJam (+704)
Most Ranks Gained: sharpie097 (+6)
Most Ranks Lost: 40 Users tied (-1) You can all fuck off if you think I'm listing them all, look them up yourselves if you want, but gfoxcook and MPA are amongst them!
Total Blams for the top 150: 3,798,695
Total Blams Gained over 4 weeks: 10,317 (-1,394)

Well, that makes interesting reading - I thought that everyone was gainign more and I was the only one gaining less. I guess I'd better get off after more Blams. I've got a top 100 Berth to secure. Might just have a chance of squeaking in there for the start of 2009. Better get checking the portal then.

It's been a tough day. I might have to destroy a planet, before hitting the sack in a few.

End Transmission.

At 11/15/08 04:47 PM, Coop83 wrote: Coop's update #007

Thanks for the awesome update Coop! :)

30,000 Blams - remrulzz
20,000 Blams - sharpie097
15,000 Blams - RageVI

Congrats you three.

Top 5 Gainers:
+ 704 - DrJam
+ 599 - the-puppet
+ 569 - AfroUnderscoreStud
+ 541 - Bahamut

Me? In the Top 5 Gainers? Wow! I guess I've been blamming so much that I got myself in the top 5 here. I'm impressed, but damn, I could have been able to get more blams than Afro_Stud did. :O However, there were other things I wanted to do as well as that.

5 members of the 500+ club this time. Nice work, guys.

Thanks! :)

The List:
015) 39442 || + 011 || BonusStage
016) 37992 || + 000 || ADT
017) 37927 || + 033 || Sakurazukamori
018) 37633 || + 541 || Bahamut 1

I went up a rank due to passing LittleMissVixen and it looks like I'll be going up two ranks on the next update by passing ADT and Sakurazukamori. :) Also, by following that blam pace, I'll have 40k sometime in April, but I intend to take my time with the last 50 or so blams incase of flagged flashes giving me more points.

So many inactive users ahead of me...(evil alughs) >;)

At 11/16/08 05:10 PM, Dream-of-Duke wrote: So many inactive users ahead of me...(evil alughs) >;)

lucky for you. But i need to aquire alot of blams to get on this list almost......11,000.

At 11/16/08 09:38 PM, idiot-buster wrote:

At 11/16/08 05:10 PM, Dream-of-Duke wrote: So many inactive users ahead of me...(evil alughs) >;)

lucky for you. But i need to aquire alot of blams to get on this list almost......11,000.

Back in 2005 and early 2006, blams were very easy to obtain, most of people had twice as many blams as saves. Time has changed, with the emergence of spamming groups, it becomes much more challenging to blam anything. I was 3 points away from hitting the 19000 blams mark 2 hours ago, and I am now still 3 points away and I have gained 10 saves since...

At 11/17/08 02:28 AM, Dream-of-Duke wrote:

At 11/16/08 09:38 PM, idiot-buster wrote:

At 11/16/08 05:10 PM, Dream-of-Duke wrote: So many inactive users ahead of me...(evil alughs) >;)

lucky for you. But i need to aquire alot of blams to get on this list almost......11,000.

Back in 2005 and early 2006, blams were very easy to obtain, most of people had twice as many blams as saves. Time has changed, with the emergence of spamming groups, it becomes much more challenging to blam anything. I was 3 points away from hitting the 19000 blams mark 2 hours ago, and I am now still 3 points away and I have gained 10 saves since...

It is a kinder gentler portal now a days.

But I need more then double my blams to make it on this list. So if you could all do me a favor and stop blamming for seven years...

At 11/15/08 04:50 PM, Coop83 wrote:

Thanks for another great update Coop.

125) 16572 || + 000 || Kisuke
126) 16391 || + 158 || Auz 1
127) 16346 || + 024 || Kirk-Cocaine -1

This really seems like a low amount, while I actually have one of the better paces out there. Suprisingly I must say, since I get like 5 to 10 blams a day =/

At 11/17/08 02:28 AM, Dream-of-Duke wrote:

At 11/16/08 09:38 PM, idiot-buster wrote:

At 11/16/08 05:10 PM, Dream-of-Duke wrote: So many inactive users ahead of me...(evil alughs) >;)

lucky for you. But i need to aquire alot of blams to get on this list almost......11,000.

Back in 2005 and early 2006, blams were very easy to obtain, most of people had twice as many blams as saves. Time has changed, with the emergence of spamming groups, it becomes much more challenging to blam anything. I was 3 points away from hitting the 19000 blams mark 2 hours ago, and I am now still 3 points away and I have gained 10 saves since...

I know, in late 06 i had about the same amount of blams as saves. About 1,000 but as 07 came along it soon saves separated itself from the blams and know i ave 20 blams and 50 or so saves a day thats not what i want. I'm try to reverse this, but it will take along time to do so. If you have any tips it would really help >.<

At 11/16/08 10:44 AM, Bahamut wrote:

At 11/15/08 04:47 PM, Coop83 wrote: Coop's update #007

Thanks for the awesome update Coop! :)

No problem :)

Top 5 Gainers:
+ 541 - Bahamut

Me? In the Top 5 Gainers? Wow! I guess I've been blamming so much that I got myself in the top 5 here. I'm impressed, but damn, I could have been able to get more blams than Afro_Stud did. :O However, there were other things I wanted to do as well as that.

Well, it's clear that the hard work has paid off for you.

I'll have 40k sometime in April, but I intend to take my time with the last 50 or so blams incase of flagged flashes giving me more points.

Ah, so we're seeing a permanent retirement figure for you emerging?

At 11/16/08 05:10 PM, Dream-of-Duke wrote: So many inactive users ahead of me...(evil alughs) >;)

Yeah, I'll have that to look forward to soon as well :)

At 11/17/08 03:15 AM, Overtired wrote: But I need more then double my blams to make it on this list. So if you could all do me a favor and stop blamming for seven years...

Judging by the latest list, most people have stopped blamming. It's only a few hardcore members of the top 150 (maybe 20-30 of us) that are still blamming with any regularity.

At 11/17/08 02:59 PM, Auz wrote:

At 11/15/08 04:50 PM, Coop83 wrote: 126) 16391 || + 158 || Auz 1

This really seems like a low amount, while I actually have one of the better paces out there. Suprisingly I must say, since I get like 5 to 10 blams a day =/

Well, 290 Blams was 10 per day. Like we keep saying - Blams aren't the driving force of Newgrounds that they once were.

At 11/18/08 03:51 AM, Coop83 wrote:

At 11/17/08 03:15 AM, Overtired wrote: But I need more then double my blams to make it on this list. So if you could all do me a favor and stop blamming for seven years...

Judging by the latest list, most people have stopped blamming. It's only a few hardcore members of the top 150 (maybe 20-30 of us) that are still blamming with any regularity.

Well that is actually very sad. But on the upside I'll probably be able to cut my timetable to less then five years then. So Glamdrung, Kenneth-Knows-All, and Claudia-C18, you've been warned.

List reply tiems.

At 10/17/08 04:37 PM, Coop83 wrote: Coop's list update #06

Best update till #36.

No new entries to the top 150, top 100 or top 50 *twiddles thumbs*

(yawn)

020) 36760 || + 365 || Phantom 1
021) 36712 || + 026 || DonDoli -1
022) 36000 || + 000 || gfoxcook
023) 35791 || + 510 || Ehwaz003 1
024) 35337 || + 010 || X-Naut -1
025) 34528 || + 000 || Rabindarath
026) 34355 || + 009 || azteca89
027) 33402 || + 000 || fixit
028) 33334 || + 114 || Aksumka 1
029) 33263 || + 000 || yaya12 -1
030) 32917 || + 081 || ScottTowels
031) 31980 || + 000 || RoweNuts
032) 31040 || + 076 || M-A-R-C-U-S
033) 31014 || + 438 || Basspro55 1

Man, it's gonna take a good long while for you mofos to knock me out of the top 25, which is pretty sad seeing as how I haven't gotten a single blam in 38 months.

At 11/15/08 04:47 PM, Coop83 wrote: Coop's update #07
A slow month for me, but goddamn it, I've seen pretty much everyone else's stats take a jump upwards. This isn't good... maybe I'm getting old...

DOUBT... from COOP? OMGz.

Stat pull was done this afternoon. There's something else different about this update - I pulled and posted on the same freaking day. Wow.

Welcome to gfox style. Oldschool.

Movement / Milestones:
Dream-of-Duke hits the top 100, bumping DuMa-RyoHahn down to 101.

Yay! Action.

018) 37633 || + 541 || Bahamut 1
019) 37438 || + 050 || LittleMissVixen -1
020) 37109 || + 349 || Phantom
021) 36736 || + 024 || DonDoli
022) 36309 || + 518 || Ehwaz003 1
023) 36000 || + 000 || gfoxcook -1

HEY NOW.

024) 35337 || + 000 || X-Naut
025) 34528 || + 000 || Rabindarath
026) 34370 || + 015 || azteca89
027) 33474 || + 140 || Aksumka 1
028) 33402 || + 000 || fixit -1
029) 33263 || + 000 || yaya12
030) 32918 || + 001 || ScottTowels
031) 31980 || + 000 || RoweNuts

Can Aksumka pass teh gfox before...

032) 31487 || + 473 || Basspro55 1

... does?

Stay tuned.

At 10/14/08 06:19 PM, Coop83 wrote:

At 10/13/08 10:25 PM, gfoxcook wrote:

At 10/6/08 08:30 AM, Coop83 wrote: What's going down, my fellow creeps? Do any of you happen to have any illegal drugs that I might purchase?

OH BOY, I SURE HOPE SO!

I've been working with a lot of white powder lately, but it's not illegal drugs. It's grout.

Oh well. Fake drugs iz better than no drugs at all.

I'm so mad, I look sane :P Or is that the other way around?

Same diff, I think.

Infact, why not ignore the 3 and just look at the 7's? :)

So, if you got a hand in Poker, consisting of 3,3,7,7,7, you'd fold it? Even if you knew the other player was a stone cold bluff?

Were you asking me or Bahamut? Because the line directly above what you said there was him talkin', not me. ... but anyway. If you meant me, hell no. I'll take a 37-ful full house anyday.

At 10/17/08 10:34 PM, darknessdweller wrote:

At 10/12/08 04:25 PM, darknessdweller wrote:

Talking to yourself, apparently. Whew. I'M OFF THE HOOK.

Good thing I never reclaim a spent dueling glove once it's slapped its target anyway... :::shudders at the places your mouth has been:::

lol it's been alot of places! LOLOLOL

...

I have no response to all of the above places you responded to me talking to other people besides you... other than...

Aww.... well what's YOUR highest B/P In one Day mista smart-ass!?

1008 b/p (all saves), if you mean in a single NG calendar day by "in one day."

Finally, you said something worthwhile aside from that hilariously disturbing glove-biting moment.

AWESOME!! It was hilarious AND disturbing! I DISTURB PEOPLE! :D

You've pleased yourself. Epic!

Well, Bahamut is a 7 whore.

Stating the obvious much?

DAMMIT!! WHY DO PEOPLE SAY THINGS LIKE THAT TO ME!? One guy once said to me "Hold a grudge much?"

Because you were... stating the obvious... much. O_O

OMG, GFOX LOVES 36.

OMG, DD LOVES 35!

You could pick worse numbers to love. 5 by 7 is a good 'un. A solid odd number. One of the ol' -5ers.

And here comes darky with the steal:
I am a boy!

You should really google "darky" before you keep calling yourself it.

AND DD WITH THE WIN!:
gfoxcook is a 31-yr-old from dumb old Texas!

How can a state/province of a nation be dumb, eh?

And Texas is only 160ish years old, statewise, a bit older if you include the Republic years. That may be older than any human, but it's young for a state.

So... you is teh double fail. How about not-a-living-being-so-can't-be-smart-or-
dumb, young Texas?

YE'VE SOME SPIRIT AFTER ALL. THAT'S GOOD. I LIKE 'EM TO BUILD 'EMSEV'S UP SO HIGH THEY CRASH DOWN ALL THE HARDER WHEN 'EY FALL! HAVE AT YOU!

LOLWTF

When you can understand that line, you will achieve Nirvana.

Coop's list update #06

Thnx for another list update Coop!

You managed to avoid replying only to me. Please keep that up in the future.

At 10/18/08 05:23 AM, Coop83 wrote: 824. gfoxcook has probably had better results on a Clock Day than me :P

Last Clock Day only. Not any old Clock Day. #;-}>

I never came close to 1008 on any pervious CD, though CD07 and CD05 were pretty good hauls, IIRC. 06 I hardly voted with gfoxclock, and didn't vote at all with gfoxcook as he was still retired then. Actually, that was the only CD gfoxcook was completely retired for. How fortunate.

At 10/20/08 08:49 AM, Bahamut wrote:

At 10/13/08 10:25 PM, gfoxcook wrote:

At 10/12/08 01:09 PM, Bahamut wrote:

(Sorry, all those Eh's have to go.)

Well dur. I don't keep shit in quotes beyond its usefulness. #;-}>

Yeah, I guess one of them decided to do that while they were adding the other features. I can't complain, though, but I wonder if they did that just because of what we were doing. XP

You ego-head. #;-}>

But weren't you like "I don't think I've heard of The Trooper before." a while ago? :P

Yeah, and then you linked me to it on YouTube, I listened to it, liked it a lot on the very first listen, started listing to it again and again on YouTube and loved it by the 2nd or 3rd listen, and now it's in my top 5 fave Iron Maiden tracks.

Ah, that's good then. :D Speaking of music on YouTube, I was listening to stuff I was meaning to discover for ages now while playing FFX and the metal music I was listening to made me think "God DAMN! Why didn't I get into this shit sooner?" So I have five other bands to focus on now.

Okiedokie.

I did get Piece of Mind back in September before the hurricane hit, BTW.

You did? THAT'S BRILLIANT! :D I guess I persuaded you enough times to get it. ;)

That.... and I already loved the Trooper before I bought it, so I bought it to get Trooper into my iTunes/mp3 player/car CD player? #;-}>

Yep, that makes me really happy. So which other Maiden albums you intend to get?

The debut, of course. It's the only one of your top 4 that I don't have yet.

The fire had a blue screen of death?

Blarg.

Poor blargy fire. ;_;

I don't know how the fire can receive a BSOD. Explain.

I don't even remember saying that. I was out of my mind at the time, clearly.

Yeah, I was talking to some NGers the other night and they described NG as "YouPortal - Everything passes/Broadcast Everything". True, 90% of crap gets through, but there are still flashes getting blammed and I'm doing my bit to give the portal some balance. Of course, one guy isn't enough to change everything, but it's better than nothing.

YouPortal just makes me think of YouPorn for some reason. Well, I guess it'd be the whole "YouPor" part of both. Anywho.

At 11/18/08 04:16 AM, Overtired wrote:

At 11/18/08 03:51 AM, Coop83 wrote:

At 11/17/08 03:15 AM, Overtired wrote: But I need more then double my blams to make it on this list. So if you could all do me a favor and stop blamming for seven years...

Judging by the latest list, most people have stopped blamming. It's only a few hardcore members of the top 150 (maybe 20-30 of us) that are still blamming with any regularity.

Well that is actually very sad. But on the upside I'll probably be able to cut my timetable to less then five years then. So Glamdrung, Kenneth-Knows-All, and Claudia-C18, you've been warned.

Of all the 150 people on the list, I suspect I'm the only one who's been getting no blams for 3+ years and saves only for the last half of that period.

Anyone not getting blams on the list is most likely not getting saves, either. They're mostly totally dormant folks. But they could come back any given week. So don't lose heart.

And yeah, like Coop said... you've got an easy, easy path ahead of you. Good luck, nevertheless.

Don't know about you guys, but according to NG Log my blam count just got a nice boost. I guess Wade has been deleting flagged submissions again :)

At 11/18/08 04:16 AM, Overtired wrote: Well that is actually very sad. But on the upside I'll probably be able to cut my timetable to less then five years then. So Glamdrung, Kenneth-Knows-All, and Claudia-C18, you've been warned.

And if Wade clears spam submissions and awards heaps of Blams like he did yesterday, I'll be laughing :)

At 12/8/08 01:04 AM, gfoxcook wrote:

At 11/15/08 04:47 PM, Coop83 wrote: Coop's update #07
A slow month for me, but goddamn it, I've seen pretty much everyone else's stats take a jump upwards. This isn't good... maybe I'm getting old...

DOUBT... from COOP? OMGz.

Nah, just statement of fact - I am getting old. Even writing this post, I'm getting older.

Stat pull was done this afternoon. There's something else different about this update - I pulled and posted on the same freaking day. Wow.

Welcome to gfox style. Oldschool.

Heh. Well, I'm glad that I've been able to show another layer of promise in the gfox school of thought :)

At 12/8/08 01:15 AM, gfoxcook wrote: And yeah, like Coop said... you've got an easy, easy path ahead of you. Good luck, nevertheless.

Of course he has. It's much more difficult to pass active users. You might as well try to nail the ocean to the wall than try to go out there and pass people like Afro_Stud in one day.

At 12/8/08 03:40 AM, Auz wrote: Don't know about you guys, but according to NG Log my blam count just got a nice boost. I guess Wade has been deleting flagged submissions again :)

Yeah, it gave me a nice boost yesterday. Long may they continue.

HURRAY FOR GFOX CATCHUPS! Because of this, I will not graffiti my profile and signature with 37's.

At 11/18/08 03:51 AM, Coop83 wrote:

At 11/16/08 10:44 AM, Bahamut wrote: I'll have 40k sometime in April, but I intend to take my time with the last 50 or so blams incase of flagged flashes giving me more points.

Ah, so we're seeing a permanent retirement figure for you emerging?

Indeed. This is me heading to my final B/P goals.

At 12/8/08 01:04 AM, gfoxcook wrote:

At 10/17/08 04:37 PM, Coop83 wrote: Coop's list update #06

Best update till #36.

Yes, but #7 was even better. Also, if you really want to see the 36th update, you'll have to wait 2 1/2 years for Coop to make it, but will Coop still be updating the Top Blammers List by then?

At 12/8/08 01:15 AM, gfoxcook wrote:

At 10/17/08 10:34 PM, darknessdweller wrote:

OMG, GFOX LOVES 36.

OMG, DD LOVES 35!

You could pick worse numbers to love. 5 by 7 is a good 'un. A solid odd number. One of the ol' -5ers.

And you don't like the number 7. :(

At 10/20/08 08:49 AM, Bahamut wrote: Yeah, I guess one of them decided to do that while they were adding the other features. I can't complain, though, but I wonder if they did that just because of what we were doing. XP

You ego-head. #;-}>

Well, it seemed quite suspicious they included that during the time we made that massive quote chain. That or they got sick of people going seconded, thirded, fourthed, etc.

Ah, that's good then. :D Speaking of music on YouTube, I was listening to stuff I was meaning to discover for ages now while playing FFX and the metal music I was listening to made me think "God DAMN! Why didn't I get into this shit sooner?" So I have five other bands to focus on now.

Okiedokie.

That was a great night. I didn't get myself to beat Penance in the end, but SOMEDAY, I'll kick his ass! For now, I'll be happy going through FFVII and maybe getting Rockman No Constancy later.

Yep, that makes me really happy. So which other Maiden albums you intend to get?

The debut, of course. It's the only one of your top 4 that I don't have yet.

Brilliant. You'll be amazed when you get it. :)

The fire had a blue screen of death?

Blarg.

Poor blargy fire. ;_;

I don't know how the fire can receive a BSOD. Explain.

I don't even remember saying that. I was out of my mind at the time, clearly.

I highly doubt Mega Flares can receive BSOD's. I mean, nothing happened when I set SardonicSamurai on fire on Stickam. So the Mega Flare on you, Coop or whoever went through a while ago!

YouPortal just makes me think of YouPorn for some reason. Well, I guess it'd be the whole "YouPor" part of both. Anywho.

Haha, I didn't even think of YouPorn when I read the name YouPortal.

At 12/8/08 04:36 PM, Bahamut wrote: HURRAY FOR GFOX CATCHUPS! Because of this, I will not graffiti my profile and signature with 37's.

Ah, that was how you managed it. Good work, agent Bahamut.

At 11/18/08 03:51 AM, Coop83 wrote:

At 11/16/08 10:44 AM, Bahamut wrote: I'll have 40k sometime in April, but I intend to take my time with the last 50 or so blams incase of flagged flashes giving me more points.

Ah, so we're seeing a permanent retirement figure for you emerging?

Indeed. This is me heading to my final B/P goals.

So sad... Oh well, at least it's a reachable figure for me :P

At 12/8/08 01:04 AM, gfoxcook wrote:

At 10/17/08 04:37 PM, Coop83 wrote: Coop's list update #06

Best update till #36.

Yes, but #7 was even better. Also, if you really want to see the 36th update, you'll have to wait 2 1/2 years for Coop to make it, but will Coop still be updating the Top Blammers List by then?

Unless he's dead, he thinks so.

As for getting up to the 60k Blam mark i realise i have destroyed a lot of hopes and dreams out there over the years,peace be with you all.

At 12/10/08 11:52 AM, Molotov wrote: As for getting up to the 60k Blam mark i realise i have destroyed a lot of hopes and dreams out there over the years,peace be with you all.

And yet you show no signs of stopping at all. Will you ever give up, or are you carrying on i the relentless pursuit of Afro_Stud and his huge totals?

Coop's update #08
Some good movement thanks to the Hand of Wade this month, so hopefully it's going to lead to more people (though not many of you queers above me) learnign how to use the 0 button again.

The update would have been done a few hours ago, but my laptop died when at my girlfriend's, and with me forgetting the power adapter (shoddy, I know), I had no way of finishing.

Thanks to Bahamut for pointing out that ornery-scotsman has decided to change his name. Thanks for that.

Nightforce666 joins the list, with an impressive pace to boot. His arrival signals the demise of Kenneth-Knows-All

Milestones:
60,000 Blams - AfroUnderscoreStud; Molotov (4th & 5th)
55,000 Blams - DrJam (7th)
25,000 Blams - the-puppet (54th)

Top 5 Gainers
+ 858 - DrJam
+ 689 - Bahamut
+ 685 - AfroUnderscoreStud
+ 625 - the-puppet
+ 597 - harryjarry

The List:
001) 70006 || + 000 || Denvish
002) 64000 || + 000 || ramagi
003) 63375 || + 463 || Wylo
004) 60252 || + 685 || AfroUnderscoreStud 1
005) 60035 || + 170 || Molotov -1
006) 59535 || + 000 || MPA
007) 55176 || + 858 || DrJam 2
008) 54888 || + 129 || ReconRebel -1
009) 54867 || + 547 || Punisher -1
010) 49720 || + 000 || schneelocke
011) 47896 || + 001 || bila
012) 43929 || + 597 || harryjarry 1
013) 43666 || + 001 || Qwoxyl -1
014) 40575 || + 022 || leeboy105
015) 39454 || + 012 || BonusStage
016) 38322 || + 689 || Bahamut 2
017) 37992 || + 000 || ADT -1
018) 37977 || + 050 || Sakurazukamori -1
019) 37552 || + 443 || Phantom 1
020) 37502 || + 064 || LittleMissVixen -1
021) 36869 || + 560 || Ehwaz003 1
022) 36775 || + 039 || DonDoli -1
023) 36000 || + 000 || gfoxcook
024) 35349 || + 012 || X-Naut
025) 34531 || + 003 || Rabindarath
026) 34448 || + 078 || azteca89
027) 33557 || + 083 || Aksumka
028) 33402 || + 000 || fixit
029) 33263 || + 000 || yaya12
030) 32925 || + 007 || ScottTowels
031) 31980 || + 000 || RoweNuts
032) 31844 || + 357 || Basspro55
033) 31124 || + 040 || M-A-R-C-U-S
034) 30887 || + 063 || Andersson
035) 29652 || + 257 || remrulzz
036) 29544 || + 006 || Gooch
037) 28573 || + 030 || Kolohe
038) 28230 || + 000 || alexsmolik
039) 27507 || + 043 || BlueHippo
040) 27507 || + 000 || Mazza
041) 27183 || + 589 || courtday 2
042) 26975 || + 022 || RenegadeGirl -1
043) 26651 || + 048 || Voidist -1
044) 26211 || + 000 || Joe
045) 26162 || + 032 || iscrulz
046) 26122 || + 000 || D0GMA
047) 26053 || + 021 || Foxphere
048) 26023 || + 001 || YoinK
049) 25785 || + 053 || LatinoRalf
050) 25730 || + 002 || R3dF0x

051) 25391 || + 012 || LockClock 1
052) 25386 || + 001 || Major-punk -1
053) 25376 || + 625 || the-puppet 3
054) 25140 || + 000 || Syme -1
055) 24818 || + 002 || pepeatumi -1
056) 24771 || + 000 || Kronno -1
057) 24484 || + 048 || iWalker
058) 24362 || + 010 || IM-KOOL-R-U
059) 24240 || + 003 || Nijsse
060) 24000 || + 000 || iamnone
061) 23789 || + 134 || Seamonky
062) 23645 || + 007 || ouandyoi
063) 23336 || + 000 || j00bie
064) 23170 || + 001 || thisisasignin
065) 23086 || + 000 || KWAS71KCK
066) 23002 || + 001 || Thobbe
067) 22620 || + 339 || TheDepthsofHell 1
068) 22430 || + 000 || goodguyO -1
069) 22253 || + 366 || Sentio
070) 21809 || + 000 || moongod
071) 21591 || + 000 || Xiivi
072) 21589 || + 037 || Rule
073) 21461 || + 013 || EagleRock
074) 21407 || + 000 || XwaynecoltX
075) 21177 || + 072 || ornery
076) 20951 || + 038 || pieoncar 1
077) 20944 || + 000 || chaotic1 -1
078) 20727 || + 000 || altr
079) 20416 || + 004 || SlashFirestorm
080) 20388 || + 000 || lightning
081) 20178 || + 128 || sharpie097 1
082) 20101 || + 000 || wismty -1
083) 20053 || + 052 || shunshuu 2
084) 20050 || + 006 || CaptainBob -1
085) 20005 || + 000 || Stormwarden -1
086) 20000 || + 000 || biteme2514
087) 19998 || + 000 || Newgrundling
088) 19989 || + 000 || AnzRage
089) 19890 || + 044 || staphita
090) 19778 || + 019 || ThreeStar
091) 19746 || + 000 || QuikFox
092) 19689 || + 031 || Crolpa 1
093) 19665 || + 000 || artificial -1
094) 19657 || + 000 || BeFell
095) 19493 || + 000 || NeMeSiSM66
096) 19426 || + 021 || ThePunisher52
097) 19331 || + 362 || Dream-of-Duke 2
098) 19083 || + 029 || FIGMENTUM -1
099) 18996 || + 002 || PimpMasterKDOG -1
100) 18993 || + 026 || mentalis

101) 18966 || + 422 || Coop83 2
102) 18891 || + 215 || Now-n-Again
103) 18725 || + 000 || DuMa-RyoHahn -2
104) 18084 || + 000 || ac-dc007
105) 17987 || + 006 || Minion777
106) 17926 || + 000 || XkwiziTOnE
107) 17897 || + 000 || Mr-Snrub
108) 17724 || + 001 || IvanTuroc
109) 17706 || + 054 || stafffighter
110) 17551 || + 276 || Patcoola 5
111) 17548 || + 000 || sunhawk818 -1
112) 17543 || + 002 || TimScheff -1
113) 17431 || + 000 || Tommy -1
114) 17427 || + 001 || ArtDanVal -1
115) 17403 || + 060 || Rarebreed -1
116) 17181 || + 000 || Parasoul
117) 17111 || + 015 || TITROTU
118) 17047 || + 157 || pwroftheseagoat 1
119) 16949 || + 058 || bmxgamer -1
120) 16931 || + 137 || OneUp 1
121) 16823 || + 000 || ZIGZAG4EVER -1
122) 16767 || + 000 || swive
123) 16701 || + 021 || ThunderboltLegion
124) 16658 || + 028 || Heinrich
125) 16572 || + 000 || Kisuke
126) 16525 || + 134 || Auz
127) 16429 || + 083 || Kirk-Cocaine
128) 16080 || + 004 || Punk-Noodles
129) 15952 || + 027 || Myst
130) 15944 || + 021 || HaroFreak
131) 15837 || + 030 || alhill
132) 15824 || + 019 || Ventar
133) 15751 || + 000 || Seraphius
134) 15600 || + 237 || Cyberdevil 4
135) 15587 || + 000 || Rabid-Echidna -1
136) 15526 || + 000 || phileeguy -1
137) 15499 || + 002 || RupeeClock -1
138) 15409 || + 000 || TremcladClock -1
139) 15273 || + 028 || Wingman26
140) 15075 || + 011 || RageVI
141) 15012 || + 000 || carmelhadinosaur
142) 15000 || + 000 || life
143) 14956 || + 000 || Orcmors
144) 14936 || + 002 || LittleWashu
145) 14886 || + 038 || Omgee
146) 14884 || + 438 || Nightforce666 NEW!
147) 14746 || + 000 || gamejunkie -1
148) 14746 || + 000 || The-Nameless-0ne -1
149) 14702 || + 002 || Claudia-C18 -1
150) 14543 || + 033 || Glamdrung

Most Blams Gained: DrJam (+858)
Most Ranks Gained: Patcoola (+5)
Most Ranks Lost: DuMa-RyoHahn (-2)
Total Blams for top 150 - 3,810,699
Total Blams gained over 4 weeks - 12,072

Additional Comments:

Well, this could have turned out worse. I think I can predict being a top 100 Blammer within a day or two, dependant upon the status of the portal over that time, though I have been steadily averaging over 10 Blams per day over the past 2-3 weeks.

What will I get first? Top 100 or Level 40?

Coop out.

At 10/20/08 08:33 AM, Coop83 wrote: Thanks to ac-dc007, Minion777, XkwiziTOnE and Mr-Snrub for slowing down completely, to allow me past.

The slow motion button on my remote is stuck Coop. Alms for a poor man?

just 8000 more to go..... lol