So I was really bored and horny yesterday. I really didn't feel like doing the usual up and down shit so I was looking for something new. I was looking for somewhere where to it fit in perfectly. Then I just decided to fuck a soda can. The hole in the can fit in fucking perfectly so I automatically knew this was going to be the best orgasm ever.
So my mom was in the kitchen and she put my fucking 'puter in the living room because she caught my watching naruto porn in my room (b***h). So obviously I couldn't jack on deviantart so I had to go to bathroom.
Just fucking a can sounds stupid and boring so I wanted to do something else with it too. So I pulled out some dried crap from my ass and smeared it all on my dick. It was complete, I knew I was about to have the best fap ever. It had everything, dried crap, soda can, and privacy. I know you all are getting horny from this because I am too just typing this.
It was time, I had space oddessey music in my head. It finally began, I first stroke gently, felling the scrapes from the soda can, I started to get into it and stroke as hard as I could. I really started to feel the cuts now. But it felt to me like the fucking an angels ass. I did feel pain but it was good pain. The best part was it was my moms soda can so it was almost like she was sucking my dick.
There was really nothing in my mind right now, not thoughts about jessica alba or anyhting. Not even the urge to stratch the dried shit off my dried pubes. That's what made it so fucking good.
Finally after 10 minutes, came the moment. It was the best orgasm I've had. The feeling was so good I though I was about to die.
After an hour of having the best orgasm ever, I started feeling the pain and my dick was really red and bleeding. But it was good pain.FUCKSDSIFIJSDIA
It was great I came inside the soda can so I could save it for the next step tomorrow. ;)
At least I had reese's for breakfast
