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Response to A retard likes a hot girl at school 2007-10-04 21:20:39 Reply

At 10/4/07 09:13 PM, Sephiroth29910 wrote: Hes mentally retarded. Like hes EVER gonna get a girl.

I mean seriously whens the last time you've seen a handicapped making out with some hot chick.

There's down syndrome porn man.


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Response to A retard likes a hot girl at school 2007-10-04 21:23:06 Reply

Well 2 bad for him. Just live your life.


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Response to A retard likes a hot girl at school 2007-10-04 21:23:14 Reply

just go for it. . you said he was rejected twice already so he should be used to it.

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Response to A retard likes a hot girl at school 2007-10-04 21:26:12 Reply

than just share the girl? how come people don't consider a threesome as an option more often?

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Response to A retard likes a hot girl at school 2007-10-04 21:28:26 Reply

At 10/4/07 09:26 PM, PowerRangerYELLOW wrote: than just share the girl? how come people don't consider a threesome as an option more often?

but the other guy is a retard.....eww.


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Response to A retard likes a hot girl at school 2007-10-04 21:29:17 Reply

find him a rtarded chick. then you can set dat shit up.

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Response to A retard likes a hot girl at school 2007-10-04 21:29:42 Reply

At 10/4/07 09:26 PM, PowerRangerYELLOW wrote: than just share the girl? how come people don't consider a threesome as an option more often?

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Response to A retard likes a hot girl at school 2007-10-04 21:31:45 Reply

At 10/4/07 09:28 PM, catman03 wrote:
At 10/4/07 09:26 PM, PowerRangerYELLOW wrote: than just share the girl? how come people don't consider a threesome as an option more often?
but the other guy is a retard.....eww.

than don't give her the double stuff. take turns and give him sloppy seconds. retards won't care about sloppy seconds or find as gross as we would.

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Response to A retard likes a hot girl at school 2007-10-04 21:31:49 Reply

Wait...if he's retarded, how did he tell you he liked the girl in the first place?


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Response to A retard likes a hot girl at school 2007-10-04 21:32:29 Reply

You guys are are terrible advisors, whether or not you know. As for you, you never said you had actually asked her out, so no harm done. If you actually get with this chick, thens the time to shoot the shit with ol' Sammy, Lie To Him And Say You Were Already Going Out With Her And Didn't Want To Say Anything


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Response to A retard likes a hot girl at school 2007-10-04 21:51:02 Reply

At 10/4/07 09:17 PM, MrCrawford wrote: The paralell to "Of Mice and Men" is stupendous.

FUCKING SPOILERS. FUCK FUCK FUCK.


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Response to A retard likes a hot girl at school 2007-10-04 22:01:23 Reply

At 10/4/07 09:32 PM, Ropedgag12345 wrote: You guys are are terrible advisors, whether or not you know. As for you, you never said you had actually asked her out, so no harm done. If you actually get with this chick, thens the time to shoot the shit with ol' Sammy, Lie To Him And Say You Were Already Going Out With Her And Didn't Want To Say Anything

Lol, that would be the best way to get your ass out of a situation, hell any kind of situation. LIE, Lie ur ass off.


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Response to A retard likes a hot girl at school 2007-10-04 22:09:52 Reply

Tough situation. let him ask her first, then when she says no, swoop her up!


Hmmm?

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Response to A retard likes a hot girl at school 2007-10-04 22:12:12 Reply

Wait untill he asks her out, and then just wait a few months. ask her out then.


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Response to A retard likes a hot girl at school 2007-10-04 22:13:27 Reply

Lol, you're friends with a retard. Anyway, unless she goes out with you, it shouldn't be an issue. You just said you like her, not that you are dating her.


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Response to A retard likes a hot girl at school 2007-10-04 22:14:52 Reply

At 10/4/07 09:17 PM, MrCrawford wrote: The paralell to "Of Mice and Men" is stupendous. If you haven't read it, allow me to elaborate.

I was thinking the same thing.

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Response to A retard likes a hot girl at school 2007-10-04 22:15:23 Reply

Retards dont have feelings. they are just like the gingers.


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Response to A retard likes a hot girl at school 2007-10-04 22:24:11 Reply

They aren't going out, so she's fair game.

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Response to A retard likes a hot girl at school 2007-10-04 22:36:55 Reply

give him breast cancer


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