Dear BBS, please take your time to read this.
It all started today.
It rained, the radio played "Video Killed The Radio Star", and I fell in love. This girl. She brings the best, the worst, and the stupidiest in me. It was at that time I realised my sexuality.
The new BC banner also helped me realise my true feelings.
This is both a warning, and a helpline.
Most of you male users might not know this, but you all have a dangerously high risk of being attracted to the female gender, thus, you're all in risk for being lesbians.
Come out of the closet, we won't jugde you.
And, when you're there, remember what a horrible enemy breast-cancer is.
Thank you for your time.