Forum Topic: I'm a lesbian

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Duffi

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Posted at: 10/4/07 03:08 PM

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Dear BBS, please take your time to read this.

It all started today.

It rained, the radio played "Video Killed The Radio Star", and I fell in love. This girl. She brings the best, the worst, and the stupidiest in me. It was at that time I realised my sexuality.

The new BC banner also helped me realise my true feelings.
This is both a warning, and a helpline.

Most of you male users might not know this, but you all have a dangerously high risk of being attracted to the female gender, thus, you're all in risk for being lesbians.

Come out of the closet, we won't jugde you.
And, when you're there, remember what a horrible enemy breast-cancer is.

Thank you for your time.

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Cherban

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Posted at: 10/4/07 03:09 PM

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You are now required, by internet law, for lesbian porn or GTFO. Tits also work.


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EvilJesus

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Posted at: 10/4/07 03:10 PM

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Being a woman myself, i've never found another woman attractive!

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Cherban

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Posted at: 10/4/07 03:10 PM

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At 10/4/07 03:10 PM, EvilJesus wrote: Being a woman myself, i've never found another woman attractive!

You're a WOMAN?!? GRAGHgahghahrehgh!!!11


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Crashman

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Posted at: 10/4/07 03:11 PM

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I've been a lesbian for years.

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0-Alfyan

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Posted at: 10/4/07 03:11 PM

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u wasted 1 minite of my time... includeing typing this down

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Mighty-Samoan

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Posted at: 10/4/07 03:12 PM

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Make out with her and send pix :D

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Centurion-Ryan

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Posted at: 10/4/07 03:12 PM

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You know what. This isn't fucking funny.

It was never funny. This type of thread is almost a garunteed FAIL.

Though there are the retards who won't actually realise the joke. Let's just let them come and laugh at them.

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carbonwater

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Posted at: 10/4/07 03:13 PM

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At 10/4/07 03:08 PM, Duffi wrote: stuff

Doesn't work when you're a guy.


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Psycho-Pickle

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Posted at: 10/4/07 03:13 PM

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I have to confess. I am also a lesbian.

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Strength

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Posted at: 10/4/07 03:14 PM

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At 10/4/07 03:12 PM, Centurion-Ryan wrote: You know what. This isn't fucking funny.

It was never funny. This type of thread is almost a garunteed FAIL.

Though there are the retards who won't actually realise the joke. Let's just let them come and laugh at them.

I feel like shitting all over this thread.

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PikaRobo

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Posted at: 10/4/07 03:15 PM

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Good for you. Orange, black, and Pink dont look right together.

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CarChaseCityMan

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Posted at: 10/4/07 03:16 PM

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Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo, you're straight. Becuase you are on Newgrounds.

Duh.


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buggysgobooom

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Posted at: 10/4/07 03:17 PM

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gotta say lezbians aways have the best boobs. its ok to be a lezbian friends came out there all happy doing shit making out in front of my locker . good lock with ur life and make lots of pornos

kickin old skool when im dead

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EvilJesus

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Posted at: 10/4/07 03:17 PM

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At 10/4/07 03:10 PM, Cherban wrote:
At 10/4/07 03:10 PM, EvilJesus wrote: Being a woman myself, i've never found another woman attractive!
You're a WOMAN?!? GRAGHgahghahrehgh!!!11

Who said i wasn't?
Dammit guys! Get up to scratch!

I am drunk, drunk is me WHEEE
CapnCrunchDaPimp, The Captain of this mother fucking boat!
The Professors!

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CarChaseCityMan

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Posted at: 10/4/07 03:18 PM

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At 10/4/07 03:17 PM, EvilJesus wrote: Who said i wasn't?

THE VERY LAWS OF TEH INTARWEBZ!!!!!


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Reyals

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Posted at: 10/4/07 03:18 PM

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I too, am a lesbian.

Did you know there's a shortage of perfect breasts in this world?

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SwampLord9

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Posted at: 10/4/07 03:18 PM

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Hmm. You look like a very masculine woman, and you say youre gender is male...

What a fucking lesbian.

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DiabloClock

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Posted at: 10/4/07 03:20 PM

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That is awesome

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knightsofthecircle

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Posted at: 10/4/07 03:23 PM

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Last time I checked a man loving a woman wasn't considered lesbian.

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Milesaway13

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Posted at: 10/4/07 03:24 PM

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You're bisexual.

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BenwaHakubi

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Posted at: 10/4/07 03:24 PM

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What? not hot leabian sex?

I am disapointed.

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Brick-top

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Posted at: 10/4/07 03:36 PM

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Do you see the problem in this picture?


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lavalampa

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Posted at: 10/4/07 03:39 PM

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This is the resion schools need to start beating kids agian. Please, let me point out something.
A Lesbian is a gay female, by callingyourself a lesbian, you are gay. Male or Female, you are just taking the context out of view.
If you're gay, thats cool with us, go for it, get that black cherry popped.

Us: Voices in my head.

Insane in so many fuckin' ways.
I'm just here to destroy minds, fuck mothers, and cause mass chaos through the world

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Tribalfusion-X

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Posted at: 10/4/07 03:41 PM

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At 10/4/07 03:08 PM, Duffi wrote: Dear BBS, please take your time to read this.
Thank you for your time.

This is all i read!

Am i doin it rite? :D

I started the bandwagon! | 6,000 POSTS FUCK YEAH!! FUUUUCK YEEEEEAAAH!!!

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Cherban

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Posted at: 10/4/07 03:42 PM

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To prove you are lesbians, you all have to get in a huge orgy, while I video it.


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Mazza

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Posted at: 10/4/07 03:43 PM

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This entire thread should be underage b&. Purchase some fucking dictionaries, faggots.


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Asalraalaikum

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Posted at: 10/4/07 03:45 PM

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Youre a lesbian.
Ok.

Post Count:+1
Go fuck yourself :D
Don't go here, I'm warning you.

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CarChaseCityMan

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Posted at: 10/4/07 03:45 PM

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At 10/4/07 03:43 PM, Mazza wrote: This entire thread should be underage b&. Purchase some fucking dictionaries, faggots.

What manner of sorcerey be this?

Dictionaryies?!

THE WORK OF BLACK MAGIC!!!!!!

LOOK TO THE CHURCH!!!!!!!


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H-A-X-O-R-Z

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Posted at: 10/4/07 03:50 PM

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Your a 14 year old boy.

GTFO!

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