Free Breast Examinations
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I know how you work! I've played that there jive machine game.
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At 10/4/07 01:29 PM, Socrates wrote: I don't have boobs, r-tard
At 10/4/07 01:42 PM, LittleMissVixen wrote: well, I'm gonna have to take a pass this month. I think I'm good for now.
but if the offer still stands next month, who knows!
hopefully you'll still be alive next month... in fact, i'm a little shocked you're still alive and on the BBS right now ;P
At 10/4/07 01:49 PM, AbsintheClock wrote: I know how you work! I've played that there jive machine game.
i could check those breasts for cancer allllll day <3
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Please check these out..they look a bit suspicious
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Hey...um
I was helping this one lady with a self examination and I felt a lump.
Then, out of panic, I kinda cut them off... with a chainsaw and not she's like not moving anymore.
So here is the body and here are her breasts. So if you can just fix up with out mentioning anything that would be great....
*Runs away*
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At 10/4/07 01:19 PM, HeartbreakHoldout wrote: Only if you 100% guarantee tits by the end of the night. None of this "I'm really tired, I think i'll just go home" stuff.
Only if you 100% guarantee you're not going to take me to Burger King or any other fast food joint like DareDevilGuy.
At 10/4/07 01:19 PM, DareDevilGuy wrote: Does Burger King count?
No.
At 10/4/07 01:19 PM, citricsquid wrote: Ill take you out to eat, well, eat you out.
OMG. I would get arrested.
At 10/4/07 01:27 PM, BlueHippo wrote: when you die of cancer, don't say i didn't try to help you :(
The least you could do is get a private examination room. Is that too much to ask if you're going to be touching a bunch of random boobs?
looking good and dressing well is a necessity. having a purpose in life is not.
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At 10/4/07 01:52 PM, Cherban wrote: Please check these out..they look a bit suspicious
HAWT!!! i felt a lump, but it was just a clump of hair. after combing the chest hair, i have found this set of spectacular breasts to be cancer frfee B-)
At 10/4/07 02:00 PM, disingenuous wrote: The least you could do is get a private examination room. Is that too much to ask if you're going to be touching a bunch of random boobs?
Well my office does not have any windows, however, if you took your shirt off in the lobby, you might give the NGers a good view. What goes on behind those doors... stays behind those doors :0
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At 10/4/07 01:51 PM, BlueHippo wrote:At 10/4/07 01:29 PM, Socrates wrote: I don't have boobs, r-tarddon't say i didn't warn you
Oh dear!
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I'll check her boobs for free! FREE! :)
Kanye West Did What??????
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2 Girls 1 Cup .... THE SONG!!!!
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Thankfully, they just burst through my shirt nipple-first. You may begin, Doctor Hippo.
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At 10/4/07 02:24 PM, YoinK wrote: I'll check her boobs for free! FREE! :)
I dunno, the cancer is probably a mile deep under silicone :( You'll need some mining tools if you wanna check those breasts for cancer ¬_¬
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I miss my old sig )=
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At 10/4/07 02:00 PM, disingenuous wrote:At 10/4/07 01:19 PM, DareDevilGuy wrote: Does Burger King count?No.
KFC?
I'm a poor college guy, HAVE SOME MERCY.
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At 10/4/07 02:40 PM, alicetheDroog wrote: Go ahead... and fap
ALLLLRIIGHTY THEN!
*fap
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(")_(") start a trend - list what song you're listening to when you post. Ha Ha Ha! Attention whoring.
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Talking about boobs, the pink banner looks so homosexual. Stamper, you are better than that. >:(
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At 10/4/07 01:34 PM, Crash-and-burn31 wrote: Ugh look at all these fabbots :C
I know it makes me sick to my tummy too..
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I be down with Mozart mother fucker! I've been banging out jives since I was a dickworm
Slags and hoes.
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At 10/4/07 03:08 PM, DareDevilGuy wrote: KFC?
I'm a poor college guy, HAVE SOME MERCY.
Wendy's chicken nuggets?
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At 10/4/07 03:17 PM, disingenuous wrote:At 10/4/07 03:08 PM, DareDevilGuy wrote: KFC?Wendy's chicken nuggets?
I'm a poor college guy, HAVE SOME MERCY.
So I'll pick you up at eight?
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At 10/4/07 03:19 PM, DareDevilGuy wrote: So I'll pick you up at eight?
Wear a tie.
looking good and dressing well is a necessity. having a purpose in life is not.
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Too bad I just got home from a breast exam.
How do you feel about prostate exams?
I'll get the gloves.
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I'd like to have my package checked. Any takers?
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Don't be afraid of failure.
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(Takes off my shirt revealing muscles and a six pack) Check me for cancer!
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At 10/4/07 03:22 PM, disingenuous wrote:At 10/4/07 03:19 PM, DareDevilGuy wrote: So I'll pick you up at eight?Wear a tie.
Just a tie it is.
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Chiggity check yoself b4 you riggity wreck yoself is the best slogan evar. I r in.
Hail 7chan.
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At 10/4/07 03:27 PM, Cericon wrote: (Takes off my shirt revealing muscles and a six pack) Check me for cancer!
You wish.
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At 10/4/07 03:31 PM, DareDevilGuy wrote:At 10/4/07 03:27 PM, Cericon wrote: (Takes off my shirt revealing muscles and a six pack) Check me for cancer!You wish.
Wish granted, I are muscle builder!!
