Lame Pickup Lines

[Hijck32]

Is that a mirror in your pocket? Cus i see myself in your pants
Did you take karate, cus yo boday's kickin!
So... you're a girl huh?
Do you like pokemon? Cus i would like to pickatchu

[amaterasu]

At 10/3/07 10:29 PM, Hijck32 wrote: Is that a mirror in your pocket? Cus i see myself in your pants
Did you take karate, cus yo boday's kickin!
So... you're a girl huh?
Do you like pokemon? Cus i would like to pickatchu

nice shoes, wanna fuck?

[LockDown68]

Would you like to head back to my place for sex and a pizza?
What don't like pizza.

[AwfulAwful]

Is it hot in here or is it just you?

[fawnret]

ill rape you

[Serbian-terrorist]

Let's get drunk and take advantage of each other. Or, I could get drunk and you could just take advantage of me. OR, you can stay here and get drunk and I can go home and take advantage of myself. Either way, it's up to you.

[AwfulAwful]

At 10/3/07 10:33 PM, fawnret wrote: ill rape you

my favorite one.

[Hijck32]

At 10/3/07 10:33 PM, AwfulAwful wrote: Is it hot in here or is it just you?

Classic =D

[Sevkat]

The worst one I used was 'Hey, ho, im going to fuck you!', it worked horribly.

[TsukaharaAntariticus]

I miss my teddy bear, can i sleep with you?

[l33t-soldier]

nice shoes, wanna fuck?

I've used that one before!!!

[Hijck32]

At 10/3/07 10:34 PM, mega-ballin-pimp-sev wrote: The worst one I used was 'Hey, ho, im going to fuck you!', it worked horribly.

Is there hoes around where you live or wat lol?

[aquaticmole]

It's illegal to look that good.

[Smokinggun64]

Scream and your dead.

Always works

[Lagatag]

I'd like to cream in your pie.

[Hijck32]

At 10/3/07 10:38 PM, Lagatag wrote: I'd like to cream in your pie.

I need some pie!
now
Both ways.. lol

[Markface]

Man: Was your father a physicist?
Woman: Why do you ask?
Man: I'm gay.

[ryden94]

did your dad get in trouble for stealing those stars on your ass...

[blackchaos93]

At 10/3/07 10:29 PM, Hijck32 wrote: Is that a mirror in your pocket? Cus i see myself in your pants
Did you take karate, cus yo boday's kickin!
So... you're a girl huh?
Do you like pokemon? Cus i would like to pickatchu

Hey? I like you. Fuck me.

[bassaaphex]

*holding out a wet cloth` Does this smell like chloroform?

[bigjonny13]

is your dad a baker? cuz you got nice buns
*holding a light switch* do i turn you on *flick it on*
*holding out a teabag/screw* Wanna teabag/screw?
i lost my number, can i have yours?
are you a parking ticket, cuz you got fine written all over you

[Crosses]

If you work in a Caulk factory;

Hey baby, let me show you what a man who spends eight hours a day around caulk can do.

[jfella91]

Are those breasts? Because if they are, I am going to rape you.

[Hijck32]

At 10/3/07 11:09 PM, Crosses wrote: If you work in a Caulk factory;

Hey baby, let me show you what a man who spends eight hours a day around caulk can do.

Is caulk that white shit?