Story Time Peoples

[UsedTamponMan]

BALLS
good now that i got that out of my system
im hosting a story tournament :D
send in ur RANDOM ASS STORYS TO ME
ill rate them and who ever wins third ill send them 2O$$
easy 20 bucks right
but if u get in second u win 60 BUCKS
and if u place first its a 100 DOLLER prize
send in ur storys that r funny and fked up to me
this will be going on for the next to weeks so come up with something good and send it to me

[AwfulAwful]

I once stumbled upon a thread about random stories and I didn't have a story...but I really wanted the cashmoney.

[fawnret]

waste of money on your part

[All-American-Badass]

can the srory be a real men of genius commercial

[bigjonny13]

Now, this is a story all about how
My life got flipped-turned upside down
And I liked to take a minute
Just sit right there
I'll tell you how I became the prince of a town called Bel Air

In west Philadelphia born and raised
On the playground was where I spent most of my days
Chillin' out maxin' relaxin' all cool
And all shootin some b-ball outside of the school
When a couple of guys
Who were up to no good
Startin makin trouble in my neighborhood
I got in one lil fight and my mom got scared
She said 'You're movin' with your auntie and uncle in bel Air'

I begged and pleaded with her day after day
But she packed my suite case and send me on my way
She gave me a kiss and then she gave me my ticket.
I put my walkman on and said, 'I might as well kick it'.

First class, yo this is bad
Drinking orang juice out of a champagne glass.
Is this what the people of Bel-Air Living like?
Hmmmmm this might be alright.

But wait I hear the pricey booze, wine all that
Is Bel-Air the type of place they send this cool cat?
I don't think sow
I'll see when I get there
I hope they're prepared for the prince of Bel-Air

Well, the plane landed and when I came out
There was a dude who looked like a cop and yelled my name out
I ain't trying to get arrested
I just got here
I sprang with the quickness like lightening, disappeared

I whistled for a cab and when it came near
The license plate said fresh and it had dice in the mirror
If anything I can say this cab is rare
But I thought 'Now forget it' - 'Yo homes to Bel Air'

I pulled up to the house about 7 or 8
And I yelled to the cabbie 'Yo homes smell ya later'
I looked at my kingdom
I was finally there
To sit on my throne as the Prince of Bel Air

[Timmy]

At 10/3/07 11:33 PM, big-jonny-13 wrote: Now, this is a story all about how
My life got flipped-turned upside down...

Contest's over, we have a winner.