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This bitch of a friend I have 2007-10-03 21:49:57 Reply

Alright, so I got this friend. Well, we're sort of friends. We were friends a long time ago, but fell out of touch until recently when we worked together over the summer. Anyway, ever since the summer, any hot girl I talked to around him, he had to talk to, too. Like, I was talking to this 8th grader (who was pretty hot, although I wasn't looking for any action, we just were friendly) when I was supposed to be coming back from my break. So he tells my boss. My boss didn't care, since it was a slow, day, but that's when I knew something was up.

So, he's in my student prep, and I'm talking with this girl who's also in our student prep. Suddenly, he comes over and starts to talk with us, like he's so friendly with me and the girl. So, after a while, I get fed up. I'm trying to get some, and he's fagging up the place. So, I thought of a plan.

The next day (yesterday) I wait in the bathroom for him. He always comes during 4th block, around 12:45, give or take 15 minutes (I only knew this because I sometimes ran into him in there). So, I start my plan. I take a stall and begin to jack off.

Soon, he comes in. He takes a piss in the urinals, and when I hear a flush, I move my plan into action. I burst from the stall and cum in his face. Binded by my jizz, he stumbles back and trips. I then grab the cock he hadn't put away yet, and leave a note saying "switch to prep in C203". I get out before he could see me.

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Response to This bitch of a friend I have 2007-10-03 21:55:22 Reply

you, are a god!

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Response to This bitch of a friend I have 2007-10-03 21:57:15 Reply

"found one."

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Response to This bitch of a friend I have 2007-10-03 21:59:52 Reply

Whoa, nice job.


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Response to This bitch of a friend I have 2007-10-03 22:01:15 Reply

you are my god..

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Response to This bitch of a friend I have 2007-10-03 22:02:15 Reply

At 10/3/07 10:01 PM, X-TERRORIST-X wrote: you are my god..

BARBARIC!

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Response to This bitch of a friend I have 2007-10-03 22:03:58 Reply

EPIC. =)


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Response to This bitch of a friend I have 2007-10-03 22:10:52 Reply

Lol cock

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Response to This bitch of a friend I have 2007-10-03 22:25:41 Reply

Grab his cock.

Oh, uh, too late.


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Response to This bitch of a friend I have 2007-10-03 22:25:54 Reply

Thats one way to stop someone is annoying.


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Response to This bitch of a friend I have 2007-10-03 23:05:57 Reply

Nice one.


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Response to This bitch of a friend I have 2007-10-03 23:08:19 Reply

he forgot the barrel roll... you did step 2 but forgot step 1... damnit


Fuck that shit...

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Response to This bitch of a friend I have 2007-10-03 23:09:59 Reply

Brah. Voe.


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Response to This bitch of a friend I have 2007-10-03 23:18:18 Reply

wow..just wow

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Response to This bitch of a friend I have 2007-10-03 23:25:05 Reply

and thats the cock joke ftw of the day

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Response to This bitch of a friend I have 2007-10-03 23:46:57 Reply

Holy snap, that was badass. On average though, how many times do you do this?


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Response to This bitch of a friend I have 2007-10-03 23:48:57 Reply

YET ANOTHER HILARIOUS BBS STORY


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Response to This bitch of a friend I have 2007-10-03 23:52:58 Reply

lol,I dought it.nice story though.

ahhh,sweet,sweet revenge......=P

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Response to This bitch of a friend I have 2007-10-03 23:54:26 Reply

Cum in the face boo ya
always a closer


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Response to This bitch of a friend I have 2007-10-04 18:47:03 Reply

At 10/3/07 11:08 PM, LockDown68 wrote: he forgot the barrel roll... you did step 2 but forgot step 1... damnit

Barrel rolls are old. Cumming in faces and grabbing cocks are in, or at least kind of sort of in.

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Response to This bitch of a friend I have 2007-10-04 18:54:54 Reply

It was better than the last one I read.


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