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At 10/3/07 03:46 PM, Complete wrote:

ANOTHER good topic by Complete? First amazing stories, now great threads? Give someone else a chance!

At 10/3/07 04:06 PM, green-day-fan1 wrote:

At 10/3/07 03:46 PM, Complete wrote:

ANOTHER good topic by Complete? First amazing stories, now great threads? Give someone else a chance!

Thats what yer MOM said!

OOOOH SICK BURN!!!

At 10/3/07 04:03 PM, Dekuboy wrote: Well you're a poop head!

The insult of 2 year olds...

That's a badass insult. How dare you.

Real conversion:
Me:What did you do last night?
Fat Kid:YOUR MOM!
Me:Fuck You
Fat Kid: :(

Real conversion.

I hate people who always say: YOUR MOM! right in your face

you say dip shit an awful lot

Heres one I can't stand on the internet: "lol, ur wierd"

We could make it.

Real conversion:
Me:What did you do last night?
Fat Kid:YOUR MOM!
Me:Fuck You
Fat Kid: :(

Real conversion.

I hate people who always say: YOUR MOM! right in your face

Real conversation

Me: Your mom
Masterguy1243: Fuck you
Me: Your mom
Masterguy1243: :(

I hate people who always say: Fuck you! right in your face

How dare you lie!

... no, you're stupid... worst insult ever in my opinion

Shut Up! - Why should I shut up when your the one bitching to everyone?

At 10/3/07 03:46 PM, Complete wrote: Look who's talking.

I don't know, I've used this one before.

You can't get girls.

I don't like that one, but I do like "You're so lame you can't even get laid in your dreams." I'm not sure why, I don't find it all that funny. I think its just clever I guess.

I know you are, but what am I?

God, they used this all the fucking time in grade school. If I hear it once more I'll shoot somebody.

Sorry, but you are a moron.

Haha, I rarely hear this one. I think most people understand how retarded it is. The ones who don't are hilariously stupid.

Your mom!

This is probably the one I hate the most. Anyone who says it needs to be nailed to the grill of a crash test vehicle.

F**K you!

I used it once when I was all out of things to say. But yeah, its a worthless comeback.

Those are some awful insults. But you know what the worlds best come back is? Ignoring the person, being the bigger person and no longer caring is the best come back you can get.

Look who's talking, you can't get girls! Also, I know you are but what am I? Your mom, f**k you dipshit.

At 10/3/07 05:54 PM, tilth33 wrote: you say dip shit an awful lot

Want a award Mr.Obvious?

This just reminds me of the old insult from my primary school - "You gay lord!"

I don't even know how it was supposed to insult me back then! Not that it did, of course!

Anyone else remember that one?

i think the worst (or atleast most immature) comeback is when you mock/imitate someone using a high pitched, whiney voice.

At 10/3/07 06:11 PM, x-Exodus-X wrote: i think the worst (or atleast most immature) comeback is when you mock/imitate someone using a high pitched, whiney voice.

Funny is done right. Most of the time it isn't though.

this year 7 on the bus was gobbing off to everyone so i told him to shut up, to which he replied "you gunna fight me" and i said no i dont beat up little kids, then he said "what, like you did to your mum last night" , i was like WTF what a crap insult

Oh I almost forgot!

"That's what she said!" What the fuck is the point in that?

shit...I guess this means I'm a dipshit.....

At 10/3/07 03:50 PM, Deadly-Shadow wrote: Shut up all this does is prove that the person who insulted you was succesful at offending you.

So true, I always gave people stick about using that.

at least I have one

I. hate. these. gay. combacks!.

You need to get laid/you'll never get laid

This is a weak and naive statement. The person saying this implies "you are a loser, you can't get women, and you will live the life of a virgin." Because we all know the epitome of the perfect life is constant sex. A good job? Whos cares. An applicable talent? Doesn't matter. Improving the society? Fuck that. As long as you are having sex, you are good to go and your status can't go any higher.

At 10/3/07 10:12 PM, Crue wrote: Oh I almost forgot!

"That's what she said!" What the fuck is the point in that?

I always thought that was more of a joke.

Oh No you didn't sucks to because ya they did...

At 10/3/07 10:58 PM, Complete wrote:

At 10/3/07 10:12 PM, Crue wrote: Oh I almost forgot!

"That's what she said!" What the fuck is the point in that?

I always thought that was more of a joke.

more like a bitchy way of getting out of a mess you started.

At 10/3/07 06:01 PM, Cericon wrote: Those are some awful insults. But you know what the worlds best come back is? Ignoring the person, being the bigger person and no longer caring is the best come back you can get.

Cericon shhh the point is to insult them worse so they know your the alpha dog and lick your shoes.

Shut up. God, I hate that one.